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Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Week 3 Preview, Bra'.


Well, HOWDY!

Wake Forest @ Florida State (5). Wake not the favorite, Syph.
(16) TCU @ Kansas. Horned Toads play someone with name recognition. Who sucks.
(13) Virginia Tech@ Pitt. Pittsburgh looked good last week. Smell the glove, ClemboSlice. Or not.
Furman @ (11) Clemson. Another tough one, huh, Timmy! So gay.
Tennessee Tech @ Oregon (4). Same to you only double, D Homo.
James Madison @ (9) W. Virginia. C'mon! Fucking James Madison?! Play somebody, SnotGra.
U Mass @ Michigan. Planning on giving up over 300 yards to these pussies too, McLovin'?
(18) Florida @ (23) Tennessee. I hear your butthole slamming shut, Randpooper. Lots of Gator Haters want to see you lose. I can think of 12 people putting the hex on you at this very moment.
(2) USC @ (21) Stanford. At least it's a homegame, skHank. USC is beatable. But by the Cardinal? Maybe.
(25) BYU @ Utah. BYU? The same fuckers who won ten games last year and never got ranked? Thus losing me fifty dollars? Another Mormon Tabernacle Twat Twiddle and financial fuck-over for SockPukie. Voyage to the bottom of the sea, Chuckeroo.
North Texas @ (15) Kansas State. Duh, WINNING!?!
Utah State @ Wisconsin. Bret Suckaleema probably thought this was a payday game when it was scheduled. Now he's camped in the film room eating cold pizza and pooping in a garbabe can. Prayer. Lots of it, ScoDeepSea.
Ohio U Bobcats @ Marshall. BroFro, every week I have to go to the Ohio U website and look up who they're playing. I don't like doing this. Fuck you.

Enjoy the weekend.


3 comments:

  1. Dabo asks much from his young student athletes and is privately reflecting about the Paladins coming at 'em hard hard after that heartbreaking OT loss to Coastal Carolina last week.

    Dabo's not worried he's just reflective.

    http://www.daboshow.com/

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  2. Your coach is named "Dabo". For God's sake, Timmy! Is there no depth you won't stoop to for a few BRFL wins? Feel shame. Repent, Sinner!

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