BRFL Week 14 Results

"They meet with darkness in the daytime, and grope in the noonday as in the night"
                                                                                                                             - Job 5:14

Not a lot of time for gifs and memes and other nonsense. The season is peaking.

BRFL Week 14 results;

Jimbosuke; Colorado Buffs 15 @ Utah 45. Another PAC-12 ritual sacrifice. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +1 AP love. +3 weekend for the 'Suke, God bless him and keep him. +33 on the season.

Ronde'; Virginia Cavs 39 @ Va. Tech 30. Monster road win to close out the season. Ronde' is a gambler. I am in awe. 1 for the win. No drop non. +3 move up to #22. And a lastweekoftheseason DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! for +5 more. +9 weekend for Randiddle to move into the #2 position with +20 on the season. Virginia started the season unranked.

Q the XX Dominatrix; Oregon State Beavers 10 @ Oregon Ducks 24. You beat the Beavs by two TDs. Meh. And meh. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +1 AP love (really? The Beavs at home?). +3 weekend. +19 on the season for the Q. I smell your fear.

KBronson; Florida State 17 @ Florida 40. Okay, like, I expected more from Florida. Still. Here we are. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +1 love from the AP, which I just don't get (hello? Willie Taggert?) and it's a +3 weekend for the Gators. +17 on the season. Mixed feelings are what I have.

Timmy!; Notre Dame 45 @ Stanford 24. Doubly satisfying for the Commissioner, a Catholic. Not only does the Golden Dome prevail on the road but they dump the Apostate SkHank, at home, in humiliating fashion. Mmm, good. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +1 for the AP love (not really "getting" this since Stanford is known for sucking this year), +3 on the weekend. Timmy! rocks 5th place with +14 on the season.

SeannieG; Oklahoma 34 @ Oklahoma State 16. Motherfucker, you can "Mullet" 'til the cows come home but the Sooners own that ass. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +1 for the Bedlam move up. + 3 on the weekend. Seannie is Somebody in Stillwater at +12 on the season.

McLovin; Clemson 38 @ SowCow 3. An absolutely predictable game. Remember last year, when Snottie had Muschamp-mania and picked South Carolina? Sad. Low energy. Is Clemson good or do they just play teams that suck ass? 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP ignores you, as they should. +2 on the weekend which I, personally, feel is excessive. +11 on the season. Judgement day. The Rapture. All on the menu for you, Bitch. Prepare.

BroFro; Army 31 @ Hawaii 52. Uh, yeah. What else could you possibly expect when you fly a bunch of 18-21 year olds who have been imprisoned on the Hudson river for a few years to Hawaii in late November? Unfair? Totally. Does your team suck? Unequivocally. Zeros across the board. A recurring theme for the Black Knights. +5 is your total.

CCS; Alabama 38 @ Auburn 45. The "Nick Saban Era" is over. Two picks from your understudy QB. Were they both pick sixes? Hard to keep track, you suck so much. Even the AP must acknowledge your lameness. Minus 4 the plunge. We lay you to rest at +4 total. Loving that I'm not you.

Snottie; "Michigan's year", they said. "This time it's in Ann Arbor", they said. "Josh Gattis", they said. Ohio State 56 @ Meechy 27. I. Drink. Your. Milkshake. Minus 7 the power plunge from the AP. +4 your total. Good luck in the Outback Steakhouse Bowl.

DPo; Washington State 13 @ Wash U 31. Hey, you got scorched again. What the hell. This was not your year. Mike Leach said to Chris Peterson before the game, " How much longer you gonna' do this?". Peterson quit the next week. Leach is a supernatural being who controls men's minds. Not doing you that much good, 'Po. +2 on the season.

SkHank; I know you're not reading this, SkHanky. Notre Dame dog walks the Tree 45 - 24 in your home stadium. In brief, your team sucks this year. You pay long time. Zero on the season sucky fucky.

Kitten; South Florida 7 @ UCF 34. Curb stomping of a rival at home to close out the season. Still. Disappointing. 1 for the win. Brings you up to a lofty minus 1 on the season. Condolences.

SockPuppet; Iowa 27 @ Nebraska 24. God. I have no words. Zeros. Minus 6 on the season.

Obama; Texas Tech 24 @ Texas 49. A win is a win. Tom Herman is very much a bunch of bullshit. Fire him? Dunno'. But Texas is no big deal. And they were supposed to be. Oh well. Fuck 'em. 1 for the win. Minus 8 on the season. I'm thinking you might not be bowl eligible.

Good tidings heading into Conference Championships/ Haiku Hate Week,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 15 Games

GG Week 15 Games;

Friday, Dec 6, 8 PM;
#5 Utah vs. #13 Oregon Ducks
CBS, Santa Clara, CA

Saturday, Dec 7, Noon;
#8 Baylor vs. #6 Oklahoma Sooners
ABC, Jerry World, AT&T Stadium, Arlington, TX

Saturday, Dec 7, 4 PM;
#1 LSU vs #4 Georgia Bulldogs
CBS, Mercedes Benz Stadium, Atlanta, GA

Conference Championships.
Roll the bones.

Don't forget, this is also Conference Championships Haiku Hate Contest Week.
Five, seven, five syllables. 3 entries per contestant. You have until Sunday to get your entries in.
Guest judge this year; DPo.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 14.1 and 14.2 Results

GG Week 14.1 and 14.2 Results;

14.1;

Virginia 39 over Va. Tech 30.
Memphis snuffs Cincinnati 34 -24.
Ohio State dog walks Meechy 56 - 27 in Ann Arbor.

BroFro: 2 to go to 53.
DPo: 2 to go to 44. Less than 10 point differential in the Bro and 'Po show.
CCS; 2 to go to 41
KBron; SWEEP! 5 to go to 40.
Kitten; 1 to go to 38.
Q; 1 to go to 38.
'BoSuke; 2 to go to 37.
McLovin; 2 to go to 36.
SeannieG; 2 to go to 36.
Ronde'; SWEEP! 5 to go to 36.
Timmy!; 1 to go to 35.
Obama; 2 to go to 35.
Snottie; 2 to go to 34
SockPuppet; SWEEP! 5 to go to 34.
SkHank; 2 to go to 32.

Those who got tripped up mostly missed the Virginia/Virginia Tech game. You know who you are.

14.2;

Auburn outplays Alabama for the "W" in the Iron Bowl, 48 - 45.
Wisconsin takes home Paul Bunyan's Axe, 38 - 17 over Minnesota.
Oklahoma drubs Oklahoma State, 34 - 16 the final.

BroFro; 2 to go to 55.
DPo; 2 to go to 46.
CCS; 2 to go to 42.
KBron; 2 to go to 42. Gophers blew your double sweep. How do you feel about that?
Kitten; 2 to go to 40.
Q; 2 to go to 40.
'BoSuke; 2 to go to 39.
Snottie; SWEEP! 5 to go to 39.
McLovin; 2 to go to 38.
Ronde'; 1 to go to 37.
SeannieG; 1 to go to 37
Timmy!; 0 to stay at 36. You're shitting me.
Obama; 1 to go to 36..
SockPuppet; 1 to go to 35. Suck much?
SkHank; 2 to go to 34. Getting comfortable in last place.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 13 Results

Catching up on BRFL Week 13 Results;

Jimbosuke; Utah rolls Arizona, 35 - 7. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. 1 for the AP love move-up. +3 on the weekend. +30 the total.

Q; Oregon goes down to the Sun Devils, 31 -29. AP is not pleased. Power dives your Ducks minus 8, You had +24. You have +16. Weirdly, still good enough for second place.

KBronie; BYE week for the Gators. 1 for the no drop. +2 AP love. +3 on the weekend. +14 the total.
You're in a good place with L-Man.

Ronde'; Liberty 27, Virginia 55. Okay, who the fuck is Liberty? Still. One for the win. You have+11.

Timmy!Boston College 7, Golden Domers 40. Ass beat. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. +2 weekend. +11 the total.

Snottie; scUM 39 over Indiana 14 on the road. AP loves it. +2. +4 weekend. +11 total.

McLovin; BYE. Sure. 1 for the no drop. +9 the total.

SeannieG; Oklahoma 27, TCU 24. Dodged a bullet. AP gives you 1. +3 weekend. Total +9.

CCS: Western Carolina 3, Alabama 66. Really? Western Carolina? +2 weekend. Total +8.

BroFro; BYE. Lot's o' zeros. +5 the total.

DPo; Oregon St 53, Washington State 54. Shitty coaching there at the end but a win is a win. +2 your total.

SkHank; God your team is awful this year. Cal 24, Stanford 20. I don't think you're going to a bowl game. Zero the total.

Kitten; UCF edges Tulane 34 - 31+1 on the weekend. Minus 2 the total.

SockPuppet; A breakthrough. Nebraska 54, Maryland 7. How bad is Maryland? Minus 6 the total.

Obama; It keeps getting worse. Baylor 24, Texas 10. Zeros. Minus 9 the total.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

Meechy Hate Week

It's Michigan Hate Week.

Rivalry Week Double GG

That's right, double GG.
Two chances to SWEEP!
Nail them both and you get...two sweeeeeeps, DumbAss. Duh. 10 points.

GG Week 14.1;

Virginia Tech @ Virginia: Noon, ABC
#19 Cincinnati @ #18 Memphis: 3:30, ABC
#2 Ohio State @ #13 Michigan: Noon, FOX.

GG Week 14.2;

#4 Alabama @ #15 Auburn: 3:30, CBS, Iron Bowl.
#12 Wisconsin @ #10 Minnesota: 3:30, ABC, Paul Bunyan's Axe game.
#9 Oklahoma @ #21 Oklahoma State: 8 PM, FOX. Bedlam.

North to Ann Arbor, Men of the Scarlet and Gray! Death or Glory!

Roll the bones, My People.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Week 13 Results

GG Week 13 Results;

Penn State 17 @ Ohio State 28. Not one single person picked PSU yet, when Ohio State turned the third quarter into a missed-tackle fumble-fest, who among us didn't think the Nittanys were going to take the cheese?

Texas 10 @ Baylor 24. The wheels have officially come off for Texas.

UCLA 35 @ USC 52. Uh...who cares? A lot of people in LA were hoping for a USC loss so they could get rid of Clay Helton or Heyton or whatever. But no. UCLA gets dog walked and it's maybe Chip Sucking Kelly who's on the hot seat.

There were so, so many sweeps. I was a little surprised nobody bet the rent. Actually, I thought about it, just to be an asshole. But, hey, whatevs.

BroFro; SWEEP! Is there no stopping him? Should we just, you know, kill him? 5 to go to 51.
DPo; SWEEP! The 'Po won't throw in the towel. For the rest of us it's the 'Po and Bro show. 5 to got to 42.
CCS: SWEEP! Could go on a run and take the lead. Difficult, not impossible. 5 to go to 39.
Q; SWEEP! Hanging in. 5 to go to 37. Respectable.
Kitten: SWEEP! God but you need these points. 5 to go to 37.
KeBron; SWEEP! 5 to go to 35. 35 is a long way from 51 is all I'm saying.
'BoSuke; SWEEP! Also 5 to go to 35. Meh.
McLovin; SWEEP! 5 to go to 34. Nice pull, Toolshed.
SeannieG; SWEEP! Where was it Snottie said you were last weekend? The Madison County Gay Dairyman's Ball Squeezing Convention? 5 to go to 34.
Timmy! SWEEP! You were sweating the TOSU game, admit it, Sinner. 5 to go to 34.
Obama; SWEEP! Hell yeah. 5 to go to 33. Moving up.
Snottie; SWEEP! 5 to go to 32. BroFro has you by almost 20. How do you feel about that?
Ronde'; UCLA?! A complete loss of mojo. 2 to go to 31. Concerning.
SkHank; Even Obama admitted Texas Tom is on the road to nowhere. But not you. 2 to go to 30.
SockPuppet; A SkHank-like pick of Texas leads you deeper into Poop-land. 2 to go to 29.

Remember now, in GG this year you are not so much playing to WIN as you are playing for POSITION. BroFro, if he wins, wins 10 points added to his BRFL score. That's it. If DPo comes in second he gets 9. If two people tie for second they each get 9. Just a not so friendly reminder from the BRFL Front Office.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

BRFL Week 12 Results

BRFL Week 12 Results;

Jimbosuke; Utah destroys UCLA at home, 49 - 3. I watched this game. I was drunk, true. But it looked like total domination. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP shows love with +1. Ho-hum, another three point weekend. Jimbosuke moves to +27. See me. Feel me. 

Q; The Evil Ducks. Suddenly my hated rival. 34 - 6 pounding of lowly Arizona at home. They're good. But how good? 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. No AP love. +2 on the weekend. +24 the  new total for Q, Dominatrix.

KBronieBitch; Florida spanks Mizzou, 23 - 6 on the road. It's an SEC road win that would mean more if it was against anybody other than Missouri. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP has love for the Gators up to +1. It's a 3 point weekend. +11 the total. He's playing your song, Hombre'.

Ronde'; Bye. Virginia. ACC. Total boredom. Naught on the weekend. Subtotal zero. Clinging to +10 total. I guess you're bowl eligible. 

Timmy!; Notre Dame dumps Navy 52 - 20. Hold your head high, Bat-shit Crazy Brian Kelly. With your huge budget and world-wide Catholic fanatic alumni fan-base you managed to trounce a service academy. I wave my private parts in your general direction. 

1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP shows +1 love because it's, duh, Notre Dame. 3 point weekend. +9 on the weekend but, yeah, we know. ND is not the real deal. 

McLovin; Jesus Christ, save us from these snoozer Clemson games. Clemson buries Wake Forest, 52 - 3 at home. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. The AP has long since forgotten about you. Eventually you will play an opponent. That will be some Old Testament Judgement Day shit for you, Bitch. 2 point weekend leads to +8, the total. Worrisome. 

Snottie; MooU 10, Meechy 44 in Ann Arbor. An absolute blow out of Little Brother. SheaGay has his best day. Does it mean anything? Probably. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +2 from the AP. 4 point Saturday. Snottie moves up to +7 on the season.

SeannieG; What the Hell?! Oklahoma 34, Baylor 31 in a comeback for the ages. Begs the question: is Oklahoma good or is Baylor just, well, a bunch of Texas spastics? Dunno'! You tell me, Fucker. Anyway. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +2 from the AP (which defies logic, of course) and you have +6 total.

CCS; Alabama 38, Mississippi State 7, on the road in Starkville. But it costs you. Adding insult to injury you get one for the win, skip the no drop 'cause the AP drops you one (?!) and it's a zeroid weekend that feels a little like a ream. You stay at +6 and things are getting hairy for The Tide.

BroFro; Army plasters VMI at home, 47 - 6. This total ass-drubbing earns the Bro exactly +1. Move to +5 on the season. You're in some deep shit, BRFL speaking.

DPo; Washington State 49 over lowly Stanford 22 at home. This was an ass-beat. You got one point for it. Your total is now +1. Congratulations on entering positive territory.

SkHank; Allow me to recapitulate; Stanford rolled by Wash State on the road, 49 - 22. It is apparent that Stanford truly does suck this year and that you are doomed. I'm amazed, what with all your losing almost every week, that your total is only zero. I feel like it should be much lower because of all of your sucking. But, whatever. Zero is who you are.

Kitten; Bye week. And you needed it. Change your evil ways. Win a game. Zero on the weekend. Minus 3 the total.

SockPuppet; Nebraska loses at home, 37 - 21 to cheese-faced Wisconsin. God. The losing just won't stop. Lucky for you the floor is minus 7. Not coincidentally that is your total.

Obama; Good God. It's the Season of the Yo-yo for you. Last week it was the diddle. This week...well.  Iowa State (?!) 23, Texas 21 on the road. Tom Herman is a douche. That's a given. But who among us didn't expect better from the Longhorns this year? Sad.
How brief the glory, Killer Bee. Minus 3 for the dive out of the AP. Along comes the REAM for minus 5 more. Minus 8 on the weekend. You give it all back and end up at minus 9 on the season.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Penn State Hate Week

This is true. Penn State meets the definition of a cult.

It's Penn State Hate Week.

Let's hate.

James Franklin, the "coach", does stuff like this.

The mascot is, well, this is the mascot. 

They have identity issues.

They make a fetish of dumb fucks missing teeth.

Fucking Joe Pa.

Jerry Sandusky

Penn State fans

Penn State sucks.
Go Bucks.

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 13 Games

GG Week 13 Games;

#9 Penn State @ #2 Ohio State. Noon, Fox. Drive the team across the field, show them Ohio's here.
Unranked Texas Longhorns @ #13 Baylor. 3:30 FS1.
Unranked UCLA @ unranked USC,m 3:30 ABC/

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 12 Results

There's trouble in Texas. 

GG Week 12 results;

Georgia 21, Auburn 14. Not cool. I'm about done with Gus Mahlzan.
Wake Forest 3, Clemson 52. Minnesota v Iowa would have been a better GG game. On me.
Oklahoma 34, Baylor 31 in a comeback for the ages. The Apocalypse came to Waco. They were not ready.

BroFro; SWEEP! Son. Of. A. BITCH. Again with the sweep?! 5 to go to 46.
DPo; SWEEP! There's no quit in this Bitch. Keeping it interesting. 5 to go to 37.
CCS; Boned on the Auburn game. 2 to go to 34.
Q; Baylor choke job dooms your potential sweep. 2 to go to 32.
KBronie; Home field advantage my ass. 1 to go to 30.
Jimbosuke; Mr. Bad Decisions rides again. 1 to go to 30.
McLovin; Same shit. It's genetic, apparently. 1 to go to 29. Ha, Fucker, got you by a point.
SeannieG; The comeback kid but shit upon by the Plainsmen. 2 to go to 29.
Timmy!; You could have swept but... Baylor. 2 to go to 29.
Rhonda; You could have been somebody but...Baylor. 2 to go to 29.
Snottie; Nice going. But the Homer pick tripped you up. Bitch. 2 to go to 27.
Kitten; SWEEP! Bueno, Mi Amigo! 5 to go to 32. Suddenly you're somebody.
Obama; SWEEP! Where the fuck did this come from? You're not a zero, you're a fucking hero. 5 to go to 28.
SkHank; You miserable, miserable douche. SWEEP! 5 to go to 28.
SockPuppet; SWEEP! 5 to go to 27. Honestly, I'd throw in the towel at this point.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life*

*Playing hurt because my dog stepped on my open  right eye this morning and I'm right eye dominant. Sorry for any typos.

BRFL Week 11 Results

Whoa. Almost forgot Week 11.

Here it is, down and dirty;

Jimbosuke; Utah with the bye. No AP love. 1 for the no drop. Apocalyptic confrontation with Q could be in my future. +1 on the week. 24 total.

Q; Oregon with the bye week. In the playoff conversation. 1 for the no drop. AP showers +1 love upon you. +2 weekend. +22 total. Concerning.

Ronde; Virginia outlasts GTech 33 - 28 and it's 1 for the win. Total is +10. Tickle the ivories, Liberaceite.

KBron; Florida with the ass-whuppin' of Vandy, 56 - naught. 1 for the win. Mysteriously, AP drops you one. What the fuck, AP? 0 on the weekend. +8 the total.

CCS; The Alabama Strategy is taking on water. LSU 46, Bama 41. -2 only from the AP. Playoffs still possible. +6 the total.

Timmy!; Notre Dame 38 over basketball school Duke, 7. Why does Duke bother? Dunno'! Weekend is a wash at 0 as the AP drops you 1 just for fun. +6 the total.

McLovin; Clemson 55, NC State 10. This qualifies as a "test" for the fighting Dabos, according to the AP. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +1 on the move up, just so they can be sure to make the playoffs to make little Dabo happy. 3 pointer on the weekend. +6 total.

BroFro; Army carpet bombs UMass, 63 - 7. Either UMass totally sucks or they've figured something out in the sealed bunkers on the Hudson. 1 for the win. +4 your score.

Snottie; Meechy with the bye. That's when they're most dangerous. 1 for the no drop. +3 the total.

SeannieG; Somethin's not right in Norman. Oklahoma sneaks by Iowa State 42 - 41. What happened to all that magic Alex Grinch was supposed to be working with the Sooner defense? Red Alert: Alex Grinch is the same douche that helped Greg Schiano turn Ohio State's defense into a laughing bag shit show. 1 for the win. AP says, 'no, Bitch', drops you 1. Weekend is a wash at 0. +2 your total.

DPo; Cal 33, Washington State 20. Have the Huskies just, well, given up? Another weekend of zeros. You still have Zero. 00000000000000. 0.

SkHank; Back to your losing ways. Stanford 13, Colorado 16. Just a shitty pick this year. Zeroes wash over you. You remain a total 0. That is your score. Zero. 0.

Kitten; UCF bested by Tulsa 34 - 31. Ugh. What the hell happened to the old invincible UCF team? They are suddenly everybody's punching bag. Zero all weekend long. Stay at - 3.

Obama; Oh my God. DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! Texas 27, KState 24. 1 for the win. Texas comes busting into the AP at #22, that's good for +3, +5 for the DIDDLE!, a +9 weekend bonanza. LIFE! I give you LIFE! Minus 1 the total.

SockPuppet; Nebraska with the BYE. Might use the bye week to turn the season around and start beating teams by 60+ points. Pigs might fly out my asshole as well. Zeroes. Minus 7. Sad.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 12 Games

GG Week 12 Games;

#5 Georgia Bulldogs @ #13 Auburn
3:30 PM. A chance for the Plainsmen to set up an epic Iron Bowl.

Unranked Wake Forest @ #3 Clemson
3:30 PM ABC. Bet the ranch people, this is your kind of game.

#10 Oklahoma @ #12 Baylor
What has happened to Oklahoma? Is Baylor good? Dunno'! You tell me, Genius.

1 for the win, 5 for the sweep.

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 11 Results

GG Week 11 Results;

The Minnesota Golden Gophers over Penn State, 31 -26. Ski-U-Mah!
LSU topples 'Bama in Tuscaloosa, 46 - 41. Joe Fucking Burrow.
Wisconsin downs the Iowa Hawkeyes 24 - 22. Kirk Ferentz is overpaid.

There were NO sweeps this week as the best any GGer could do was get 2 out of 3.

BroFro; 1 to go to 41.
DPo; 1 to go to 32.
CCS; 1 to climb to a share of 2nd place with 32.
Q; 1 to get 30. Slips a spot.
KBron; 1 to go to 29.
Jimbosuke; 1 to go to 29. Still in striking distance. If BroFro dies or something.
McLovin; 2. Nailed the Gophers game. Moves up to 28.
SeannieG; 1 to go to 27. Off year, Bitch?
Timmy!; 1 to go to 27. Meh.
Rhonda; 2 to go to 27. Nice pull on the Gophers.
Kitten; 2 to go to 27.
Snottie; 1 to go to 25.
Obama; 1 to go to 23. Hope is at a premium here.
SkHank; 2 to go to 23. You got 2 and you only reached 23?! Suck much?
SockPuppet; 2 to go to 22. Week in and week out you find a way to be last. Cool.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

BRFL Week 10 Results

Jimbosuke; Utah 33 @ Washington 28. Tyler Huntley cannot be killed. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. +3 weekend. +23 on the season. 

Q, The Power Woman; Oregon hangs 56 on USC (24) on the road. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. Huge favor done to the Utes as USC is now a 2 division-loss team. It's all about me. +2 for the week. +20 on the season. 

Ronde': Virginia Cavs on the road at UNC, pull the win 38 - 31. 1 for the win. Total +9. Liberace time.

KBronie; Florida 17, UGA 24. A tough afternoon between the hedges. AP is merciless. Minus 4 on the weekend. +8 the new total

CCS; Bama with the bye week (naturally) as they get ready for LSU. Saban spotted searching for spare parts for Tua's legs. 1 for the no drop. +8 the total. 

Timmy! Notre Dame 21 in a squeaker over Va. Tech 20. This season is headed to a dark place. Still. Here we are. 1 for the no drop. 1 for the win. 1 for the move up. +6 on the season. Maybe not so dark after all.

BroFro; Army 13 @ Air Force 17. Zeroes across the board. You have officially gone over a cliff. +3 is the total.

McLovin; Clemson 59 over Wofford 14. WTF is "Wofford"? I know they are a college out of Spartanburg, SC but, really? Wofford? Their web page leads off with a picture of a guy stuffing a copper head snake into a plastic tube. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. +3 the total.

Seannie G; OU with the bye week. But. 1 for the no drop. 1 from AP love. +2 weekend. Coincidentally your total is +2. I don't really feel like you have an ounce of mojo right now, Tool.

Snottie; Well, well. scUM beats the shit out of Maryland 38 -7 and everybody in Ann Arbor is all giggles and bouncing boobs. Reality check: Maryland is really bad this year. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, no love from the AP. +2 weekend. +2 total.

DPo; Washington State bye week. At zero, no one can hear you scream. Zero + zero = zero. On the season. 

SkHank; Stanford with the bye. Is there a more meaningless team on the list this year? I could fucking care less if they play or not. Zeroes (again) across the board. So tedious. 0 is the total, too. As it should be.

Kitten; UCF smothers Houston, 44 - 29. 1 for the win. Puts a dent in that minus 4. Minus 3 the new total. Like, I really don't have any words for your shit predicament.

SockPuppet; Pity is what I feel. Purdue, injury plagued Purdue, tops the Cornholers 31- 27. Well, does it matter that it was a road game? Fuck no. Nebraska was once a dominant program. What the hell is going on? Scott Frost having Willie Taggert bad dreams. Zeros. Minus 7 on the season. "Catastrophe "doesn't even begin to describe it. 

Obama; Oh, God. A bye week. Zeros across the board looking pretty good right now. Dead last at minus 10. I mean, like, condolences. Really. I mean that. Minus 10.

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life