Commissionerly Comments Week 6

 

USC. Why the hate, AP? Fight on. $$uke living on the edge. Constant penalties are disturbing.

Penn State. Matt Campbell's Psychiatrist is getting rich. Timmy! hung out to dry by the Amish.

TTech. BYE week and nobody noticed. Punk-ass, cake schedule. Pucker on the 'Pokes in Stillwater?

BYU. Coogs let the gas out of Iowa State's bag. Samoans thrive on Mormon meat. I guess. 

Florida. BRFL epic rise and fall, and we're only six weeks in. Get your shit together, SpecialK.

Miami. BYE week. Castro-hating scumbags living in their own filth.

SMU. Ponies idle with the BYE week. Kevin Jennings practicing throwing interceptions. 

Boise State. The fucking Broncos are for real. Stomp the shit out of a good Fresno State team. Sad.

Utah. Nasty molestation of Kansas. Latter Day Saints blood lust operating on crucify mode. Hating.

Navy. Midshipmen dump Tulsa. Despite being a team that sucks, they are not in last place. Puzzling.

LSU. Now we really find out if Lane Kiffin is committed to sobriety. Don't unpack the boxes, Lane.

Clemson. Had a BYE. A week off for Dilbo to try to pull a rabbit out of a hat and save the season.

Notre Dame. What? The all-green unis just to beat the brakes off Stanford? Stanford is, well, shitty. 

Houston. A drubbing of Kansas State on the road. Oklahoma State next, then Utah on the road. Boone Pickens Stadium sphincter-squeezer.

I think some of the game scores on the spread sheet were fucked up.

So? That's not a huge deal. The BRFL scores were right.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life