GG Week Seven Results

 

The guy making the tackle is a freshman.

Ohio State 19, Indiana 15. Bloodbath in Bloomington and the Buckeyes get the win. Snuffing the Indiana win-streak (22) and home win streak (19) is extra gravy for the Men of the Scarlet and Gray. QB #1 goes down with what looks like a significant injury, enter Luke Fahey (?), a true freshman three star QB from Mission Viejo, CA. I thought he was white but, uh, no, I don't think so. He runs like he's not white. Does Ryan Day hand him the keys now, or do they go with the 5 star sophomore, Tavien St. Clair? How the fuck would I know? All I  know is that you  have to have one foot down in bounds for it to be a complete pass. 

Ole Miss 31, Missouri 3. Wow. Did not see this one coming. Mizzu has a power running game that is, well, awesome. Problem: If your opponent jumps all over you, 21 - 3 before the half, then the power running game isn't happening. Two dumb shits (one of them was me) picked Missouri. 

BYU 28, Notre Dame 24. Here's something you don't see everyday. And then there was a football game. Notre Dame kind of stumbles around in the first half while BYU rains points on them. And then there was this. Put a little less air under it next time. This looked like a punt. Anyway, ND gets their shit together in the second half, sort of but, alas, BYU hangs on. DogTheBountyHunter is feeling pretty, pretty good about himself. 

Bonus AP carnage: Auburn downs #1 Georgia in Athens. War Eagle.

Scores:

Q: Only 1 to go to 14. Slippin'?

Chiba: 2 to make 17. Making a case for himself and not being an asshole about it.

DTBH: Fuck. 2 to go to 18 and a share of the lead. This guy. 

Lola. A puny 1. got 13. Feeling pain.

Ronde': Oh. Just terrible stuff going on here. 1 to go to 8. Eight. 

DPo: Add 2 to your 16 and you have 18 and a share of first place.

SockPuppet. Yes, he BET THE RANCH. 2 for 2 going into game three but he had Notre Dame. The Sock takes it in the shorts. Lost all 6 of his wagered GG points. Picked up 2 for the ones he got right (and wasn't betting with). Drops to 8 from 12 total. Took the GRREAM in the BRFL. This is like the third time the Puppet has Bet the Ranch. Impressive. 

SpecialK: 2 + 9 + 11. On the edge of respectable.

$$uke: Back-sliding punk-ass picks. 1 for a total of 17.

Psycho: 2 to reach 10. Not great. Not as bad as it could be. That's Ronde'.

Teebs: Sucked in by the Hoosiers and the Irish. 1 to make 11.

McLovin: 2 to make 13. Kind of making a move. Kind of gonna' get cuffed up side the head.

Big Dom: 2 added to his 10,  12 total. Grief counseler on speed dial as Notre Dame goes down.

BreauxFreaux: 2. Total 14. I see you, Breaux. I see you.

 

Let's move along.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life