BRFL Week 14 Results

"They meet with darkness in the daytime, and grope in the noonday as in the night"
                                                                                                                             - Job 5:14

Not a lot of time for gifs and memes and other nonsense. The season is peaking.

BRFL Week 14 results;

Jimbosuke; Colorado Buffs 15 @ Utah 45. Another PAC-12 ritual sacrifice. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +1 AP love. +3 weekend for the 'Suke, God bless him and keep him. +33 on the season.

Ronde'; Virginia Cavs 39 @ Va. Tech 30. Monster road win to close out the season. Ronde' is a gambler. I am in awe. 1 for the win. No drop non. +3 move up to #22. And a lastweekoftheseason DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! for +5 more. +9 weekend for Randiddle to move into the #2 position with +20 on the season. Virginia started the season unranked.

Q the XX Dominatrix; Oregon State Beavers 10 @ Oregon Ducks 24. You beat the Beavs by two TDs. Meh. And meh. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +1 AP love (really? The Beavs at home?). +3 weekend. +19 on the season for the Q. I smell your fear.

KBronson; Florida State 17 @ Florida 40. Okay, like, I expected more from Florida. Still. Here we are. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +1 love from the AP, which I just don't get (hello? Willie Taggert?) and it's a +3 weekend for the Gators. +17 on the season. Mixed feelings are what I have.

Timmy!; Notre Dame 45 @ Stanford 24. Doubly satisfying for the Commissioner, a Catholic. Not only does the Golden Dome prevail on the road but they dump the Apostate SkHank, at home, in humiliating fashion. Mmm, good. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +1 for the AP love (not really "getting" this since Stanford is known for sucking this year), +3 on the weekend. Timmy! rocks 5th place with +14 on the season.

SeannieG; Oklahoma 34 @ Oklahoma State 16. Motherfucker, you can "Mullet" 'til the cows come home but the Sooners own that ass. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +1 for the Bedlam move up. + 3 on the weekend. Seannie is Somebody in Stillwater at +12 on the season.

McLovin; Clemson 38 @ SowCow 3. An absolutely predictable game. Remember last year, when Snottie had Muschamp-mania and picked South Carolina? Sad. Low energy. Is Clemson good or do they just play teams that suck ass? 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP ignores you, as they should. +2 on the weekend which I, personally, feel is excessive. +11 on the season. Judgement day. The Rapture. All on the menu for you, Bitch. Prepare.

BroFro; Army 31 @ Hawaii 52. Uh, yeah. What else could you possibly expect when you fly a bunch of 18-21 year olds who have been imprisoned on the Hudson river for a few years to Hawaii in late November? Unfair? Totally. Does your team suck? Unequivocally. Zeros across the board. A recurring theme for the Black Knights. +5 is your total.

CCS; Alabama 38 @ Auburn 45. The "Nick Saban Era" is over. Two picks from your understudy QB. Were they both pick sixes? Hard to keep track, you suck so much. Even the AP must acknowledge your lameness. Minus 4 the plunge. We lay you to rest at +4 total. Loving that I'm not you.

Snottie; "Michigan's year", they said. "This time it's in Ann Arbor", they said. "Josh Gattis", they said. Ohio State 56 @ Meechy 27. I. Drink. Your. Milkshake. Minus 7 the power plunge from the AP. +4 your total. Good luck in the Outback Steakhouse Bowl.

DPo; Washington State 13 @ Wash U 31. Hey, you got scorched again. What the hell. This was not your year. Mike Leach said to Chris Peterson before the game, " How much longer you gonna' do this?". Peterson quit the next week. Leach is a supernatural being who controls men's minds. Not doing you that much good, 'Po. +2 on the season.

SkHank; I know you're not reading this, SkHanky. Notre Dame dog walks the Tree 45 - 24 in your home stadium. In brief, your team sucks this year. You pay long time. Zero on the season sucky fucky.

Kitten; South Florida 7 @ UCF 34. Curb stomping of a rival at home to close out the season. Still. Disappointing. 1 for the win. Brings you up to a lofty minus 1 on the season. Condolences.

SockPuppet; Iowa 27 @ Nebraska 24. God. I have no words. Zeros. Minus 6 on the season.

Obama; Texas Tech 24 @ Texas 49. A win is a win. Tom Herman is very much a bunch of bullshit. Fire him? Dunno'. But Texas is no big deal. And they were supposed to be. Oh well. Fuck 'em. 1 for the win. Minus 8 on the season. I'm thinking you might not be bowl eligible.

Good tidings heading into Conference Championships/ Haiku Hate Week,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life