Conference Championships Weekend Results

Conference Championships;

Q, XX, Queen of the BRFL; Oregon comes in to the PAC-12 Championship and just murders the Utes, 37 - 15. This game was over in the first quarter when the Utes figured out that Oregon was just incredibly pissed off and ready for their Ute bullshit. 

A Conference Championship win "pays" 5 points. (Read the Living Document, Season 13 version). 5 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +6 as the AP goes crazy with the move up. Hello? +12 weekend?! Had 19 now leads the pack with +31. 

Jimbosuke; Oregon beats the living hell out of Utah, 37 -15. A total disaster from start to finish. AP looks on with disgust. Minus 7 the sickening plunge. +24 the new total.

SeannieG; Oklahoma 30 over Baylor 23 in OT. Oh, the joys of winning a Conference Championship. +5 for the win, 1 for the no drop, move up +2, 8 point weekend. Enter the Liberace. +20 for SeannieG.

Komronovich; Florida off until their bowl. 1 for the no drop, +1 for an AP gift move up. +2 total and KMan has +19

McLovin; Clemson, peaking, eviscerates Virgina 62 -17. The high priced pick starting to pay off for McLovin. +5 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +6 weekend and it +17 the total and on to the semifinal of the CFP.

Timmy!; ND waitin' on bowl season. 1 for the no drop. +15 the total.

Ronde'; Of course, just getting to the Conference Championship doesn't really do anything for you. Especially if you get plastic bag suffocated to the tune of 62-17, Clemson over Virginia. Then, instead of a nice fat stack of BRFL points, you get minus 3 on your way out of the AP poll and a vicious  minus 5 REAM! for a minus 8 weekend and you end up at +12 on the season. 

BroFro; Army off this weekend. You have to win the Navy game to be bowl eligible. You have +5.

Snottie; Meechy off until the Meineke Car Care Bowl. 1 for the no drop. You have +5.

CCS; I hope Bama plays Oregon in a bowl and crushes their skulls. 1 for the no drop. +5 Season.

DPo; Washington State waiting on a bowl. Zeros on the weekend. +2 on the season. 

SkHank; Stanford. 4 wins spells you're done. No bowl fo you, GI, long time. Finish with ZERO!

Kitten; UCF bowl eligible. Zeros on the weekend. Still at minus 1.

SockPuppet; Nebraska. 5 wins. Season's over, thank God. Sexual misconduct flag comes in late. - 6

Obama; Texas. Waiting on a bowl. You really need to win it. Minus 8 is your world.

Personally, I'm glad this fucking weekend is over.

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life