GG Week 15 Games;
Friday, Dec 6, 8 PM;
#5 Utah vs. #13 Oregon Ducks
CBS, Santa Clara, CA
Saturday, Dec 7, Noon;
#8 Baylor vs. #6 Oklahoma Sooners
ABC, Jerry World, AT&T Stadium, Arlington, TX
Saturday, Dec 7, 4 PM;
#1 LSU vs #4 Georgia Bulldogs
CBS, Mercedes Benz Stadium, Atlanta, GA
Conference Championships.
Roll the bones.
Don't forget, this is also Conference Championships Haiku Hate Contest Week.
Five, seven, five syllables. 3 entries per contestant. You have until Sunday to get your entries in.
Guest judge this year; DPo.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
Utah
ReplyDeleteBaylor
LSU
DPo is a Special Man
ReplyDeleteVery Very Great
Did I Say That He Was Great?
Clemson Thrives on Disrespect
ReplyDeleteAlabama Fades
Dark Horse Teams Will Try to Win
Utah Utes Will Down the Ducks
ReplyDeleteBears Pummel Sooners
Tigers Tame That Bulldog Team
Oregon Ducks, Oklahoma Sooners, LSU Tigers.
ReplyDeleteSAG
Utah, Oklahoma, LSU
ReplyDeleteZach Moss pounds your ass
ReplyDeleteinto dust, Cristobal douche.
Phil Knight eats Ute turds.
by Jimbosuke
Obama in with...
ReplyDeleteUtah
Oklahoma
LSU.
by text
Oregon, Oklahoma, LSU Q
ReplyDeleteHate Hate the AP Poll
ReplyDelete8 point drop, bullshit
Oregon ducks kill Utah
Really good stuff
DeleteSorry there should have been an extra hate in that first line
ReplyDeleteQuack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
A haiku is 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables. Clean it up, Q.
DeleteUtah needs to lose badly
ReplyDeleteDucks will reign supreme
Commissioner will fall down
Walt Disney packs fudge
ReplyDeleteIn Duck's stinking wet poopers
Lose the gay unis
By Jimbosuke
Let me make a slight change;
DeleteWalt Disney packs fudge
In Duck's dirty wet buttholes
Lose the gay unis
By Jimbosuke
Ronde's entry:
ReplyDelete"You all pick ranked teams
Pussies are you with no balls
Virginia to win."
By Ronde'
BroFro's entry;
ReplyDeleteOrgeron is a cracker
Pass the Gator, please
My niece looks sexy today.
By BroFro
The content is noteworthy but you went with 7 - 5 - 7. This is not, then, technically a haiku. Work on it.
Utah
ReplyDeleteOklahoma
LSU
cc
My name is QuackFace
ReplyDeletePedophile Walt Disney MySpace
Whip me like a Bitch
By Jimbosuke
Utah
ReplyDeleteOklahoma
LSU Tigers
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
Hating on you much?
ReplyDeleteLose by a hundred points, yo
dig a hole, crawl in
by Jimbosuke
Utah
ReplyDeleteOklahoma
LSU
Sock
Utah
ReplyDeleteOklahoma
Lsu
Posted when Oregon was ahead 7-0.
Dpo
Win cash when Clem plays
ReplyDeleteIs that a coincidence?
Y'all can suck my balls
Butt-chugging sunshine
ReplyDeleteJim knows all about bung holes
Sphincter burn- no joke