BRFL Week 10 Results

Jimbosuke; Utah 33 @ Washington 28. Tyler Huntley cannot be killed. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. +3 weekend. +23 on the season. 

Q, The Power Woman; Oregon hangs 56 on USC (24) on the road. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. Huge favor done to the Utes as USC is now a 2 division-loss team. It's all about me. +2 for the week. +20 on the season. 

Ronde': Virginia Cavs on the road at UNC, pull the win 38 - 31. 1 for the win. Total +9. Liberace time.

KBronie; Florida 17, UGA 24. A tough afternoon between the hedges. AP is merciless. Minus 4 on the weekend. +8 the new total

CCS; Bama with the bye week (naturally) as they get ready for LSU. Saban spotted searching for spare parts for Tua's legs. 1 for the no drop. +8 the total. 

Timmy! Notre Dame 21 in a squeaker over Va. Tech 20. This season is headed to a dark place. Still. Here we are. 1 for the no drop. 1 for the win. 1 for the move up. +6 on the season. Maybe not so dark after all.

BroFro; Army 13 @ Air Force 17. Zeroes across the board. You have officially gone over a cliff. +3 is the total.

McLovin; Clemson 59 over Wofford 14. WTF is "Wofford"? I know they are a college out of Spartanburg, SC but, really? Wofford? Their web page leads off with a picture of a guy stuffing a copper head snake into a plastic tube. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. +3 the total.

Seannie G; OU with the bye week. But. 1 for the no drop. 1 from AP love. +2 weekend. Coincidentally your total is +2. I don't really feel like you have an ounce of mojo right now, Tool.

Snottie; Well, well. scUM beats the shit out of Maryland 38 -7 and everybody in Ann Arbor is all giggles and bouncing boobs. Reality check: Maryland is really bad this year. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, no love from the AP. +2 weekend. +2 total.

DPo; Washington State bye week. At zero, no one can hear you scream. Zero + zero = zero. On the season. 

SkHank; Stanford with the bye. Is there a more meaningless team on the list this year? I could fucking care less if they play or not. Zeroes (again) across the board. So tedious. 0 is the total, too. As it should be.

Kitten; UCF smothers Houston, 44 - 29. 1 for the win. Puts a dent in that minus 4. Minus 3 the new total. Like, I really don't have any words for your shit predicament.

SockPuppet; Pity is what I feel. Purdue, injury plagued Purdue, tops the Cornholers 31- 27. Well, does it matter that it was a road game? Fuck no. Nebraska was once a dominant program. What the hell is going on? Scott Frost having Willie Taggert bad dreams. Zeros. Minus 7 on the season. "Catastrophe "doesn't even begin to describe it. 

Obama; Oh, God. A bye week. Zeros across the board looking pretty good right now. Dead last at minus 10. I mean, like, condolences. Really. I mean that. Minus 10.

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life