BRFL Week 12 Results

BRFL Week 12 Results;

Jimbosuke; Utah destroys UCLA at home, 49 - 3. I watched this game. I was drunk, true. But it looked like total domination. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP shows love with +1. Ho-hum, another three point weekend. Jimbosuke moves to +27. See me. Feel me. 

Q; The Evil Ducks. Suddenly my hated rival. 34 - 6 pounding of lowly Arizona at home. They're good. But how good? 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. No AP love. +2 on the weekend. +24 the  new total for Q, Dominatrix.

KBronieBitch; Florida spanks Mizzou, 23 - 6 on the road. It's an SEC road win that would mean more if it was against anybody other than Missouri. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP has love for the Gators up to +1. It's a 3 point weekend. +11 the total. He's playing your song, Hombre'.

Ronde'; Bye. Virginia. ACC. Total boredom. Naught on the weekend. Subtotal zero. Clinging to +10 total. I guess you're bowl eligible. 

Timmy!; Notre Dame dumps Navy 52 - 20. Hold your head high, Bat-shit Crazy Brian Kelly. With your huge budget and world-wide Catholic fanatic alumni fan-base you managed to trounce a service academy. I wave my private parts in your general direction. 

1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP shows +1 love because it's, duh, Notre Dame. 3 point weekend. +9 on the weekend but, yeah, we know. ND is not the real deal. 

McLovin; Jesus Christ, save us from these snoozer Clemson games. Clemson buries Wake Forest, 52 - 3 at home. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. The AP has long since forgotten about you. Eventually you will play an opponent. That will be some Old Testament Judgement Day shit for you, Bitch. 2 point weekend leads to +8, the total. Worrisome. 

Snottie; MooU 10, Meechy 44 in Ann Arbor. An absolute blow out of Little Brother. SheaGay has his best day. Does it mean anything? Probably. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +2 from the AP. 4 point Saturday. Snottie moves up to +7 on the season.

SeannieG; What the Hell?! Oklahoma 34, Baylor 31 in a comeback for the ages. Begs the question: is Oklahoma good or is Baylor just, well, a bunch of Texas spastics? Dunno'! You tell me, Fucker. Anyway. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +2 from the AP (which defies logic, of course) and you have +6 total.

CCS; Alabama 38, Mississippi State 7, on the road in Starkville. But it costs you. Adding insult to injury you get one for the win, skip the no drop 'cause the AP drops you one (?!) and it's a zeroid weekend that feels a little like a ream. You stay at +6 and things are getting hairy for The Tide.

BroFro; Army plasters VMI at home, 47 - 6. This total ass-drubbing earns the Bro exactly +1. Move to +5 on the season. You're in some deep shit, BRFL speaking.

DPo; Washington State 49 over lowly Stanford 22 at home. This was an ass-beat. You got one point for it. Your total is now +1. Congratulations on entering positive territory.

SkHank; Allow me to recapitulate; Stanford rolled by Wash State on the road, 49 - 22. It is apparent that Stanford truly does suck this year and that you are doomed. I'm amazed, what with all your losing almost every week, that your total is only zero. I feel like it should be much lower because of all of your sucking. But, whatever. Zero is who you are.

Kitten; Bye week. And you needed it. Change your evil ways. Win a game. Zero on the weekend. Minus 3 the total.

SockPuppet; Nebraska loses at home, 37 - 21 to cheese-faced Wisconsin. God. The losing just won't stop. Lucky for you the floor is minus 7. Not coincidentally that is your total.

Obama; Good God. It's the Season of the Yo-yo for you. Last week it was the diddle. This week...well.  Iowa State (?!) 23, Texas 21 on the road. Tom Herman is a douche. That's a given. But who among us didn't expect better from the Longhorns this year? Sad.
How brief the glory, Killer Bee. Minus 3 for the dive out of the AP. Along comes the REAM for minus 5 more. Minus 8 on the weekend. You give it all back and end up at minus 9 on the season.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life