Greetings and welcome to our first annual Conference Championships Haiku Hate Contest.
Haiku. 3 lines. 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.
Winner receives a Major Award.
Knock yourselves out.
Wisco eats Ass Cheese
Fumagalli dry rams Al
Licks Hornibrook, Chyeah.
- by Jimbosuke
Coach Chryse gives knob to
Barry Alvarez in the
Camp Randall shithouse.
-by Jimbosuke
Jonathan Taylor
Freshman sensation punk ass
feel pain, sorry, Bitch.
-by Jimbosuke
Frogs Eat the Mayfield
ReplyDeleteAuburn Kicks the Bull Dog's Ass
Buck Nuts Crush Badgers
by McLuvin'
Crotch Grabber will lose
The War Eagle will prevail
J. T. Barrett shines
by McLuvin
No Tide this Weekend
Will Bama Get in by chance
Need a Miracle
by McSadness
Boise reams Fresno
ReplyDeleteBroFro back in the dough yo
Bomb Ann Arbor now
So far, you're the winner.
DeleteBuckeyes cheese Badgers
ReplyDeleteGives ‘Bosuke major wood
Chryst is crucified
D. Po
This is a real gem. Right now it's a tie between yours and BroFro's masterpieces. I believe I will extend the contest for a tie breaker. Stay tuned.
DeleteUGA and Bama
ReplyDeleteSEC -ESPN
Fellatio fest
Tie breaker entry
ReplyDeleteSaban is Satan
Playoff committee: "Roll Tide"
Bucs take it in ass.
BuckNuts Lose Their Place
ReplyDeleteBama Sticks it in Their Face
Tide Lands at Fourth Place
McRoll
Very respectable, though misguided, entry, McSuckBalls.
DeleteTide plays for title
ReplyDeleteTuscaloosa mouth breathers'
Family tree don't branch
Another well crafted crowd pleaser.
DeleteNick Saban sucks. All
ReplyDeleteTuscaloosa knows it. Crawl
in a hole and die.
Forest Gump: Genius
ReplyDeleteChild raping senator
Varmits for dinner
Beautifully crafted, Mr. Finalist.
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