BRFL Week 12 Results
DPo; Notre Dame holds off The Midshipmen 24-17. That's one for the win, one for the no drop. Stay at #9 AP, #1 BRFL with 37 points. Showdown with Stanny this weekend. You need to crush Stanford, bury Bryce Love and have everyone else in Div 1 football lose to have a shot at the CFP.
The PuppetMaster; Miami 44 over Virginia 28. This game was close for a little while but then this happened. Miami stays at #2 AP. SockPuppet at #2 in the BRFL after a 2 point weekend with 36 points.
You will hate what I'm about to tell you: McLovin is #4 in the BRFL. Takes down power-house Mercer 56-0 this weekend and Alafuckingbama stays at #1 AP. McLovin now has 18 BRFL points. Even if Bama loses to Auburn in the Iron Bowl (as a just and merciful God would ordain), they still might get in the CFP. Meaning we are all doomed to another year of McSmugness.
BroFro; The Strategy continues to pay off. Boise State dominates Air Force 44-19 and it's DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! for the Brotein Shake. 1 for the win, landing at #25 gives him 5 for the DIDDLE, 6 point weekend. #5 in the BRFL, with 14 total. Honestly, I had written this fucker off.
Speaking of fuckers, Skhankhelm resurfaces with a 20-14 home win over Pitt. How is this a big deal? The AP thought it was for some horseshitly reason and, pow, just like that, it's DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! for VT, landing at #24 in the Almighty AP. That's 1 for the win, 1 for landing at 24 and 5 more for the DIDDLE. 7 point bonanza puts ShHinkie at 13, #6 BRFL.
Kitten; USF over Tulsa 27-20. The AP likes it. Moves the Cat up to #22. 3 point weekend gives him 12 on the season and a share of 7th place in the BRFL.
SeannieG; PeeSU outscores Nebraska 56-44. Again, AP is sympathetic. Move up to #12. 3 point weekend gives you 12 on the BRFL season, tied with Kitty at #7 BRFL.
ClemboSlice; Wash U over Utah 33-30. Utah is not very good (looking at YOU, Randy). Heading into Rivalry Week in the Apple State Wash U gets some much needed AP love and the Clamster puts up a 3 point weekend to own 8th in the BRFL, with 11 points.
Bridgenfraulein; Sammy and the Troymen outlast UCLA 28-23. A snoozer. But where there is the Bridgenfrau there is usually a coach being fired. This year it's not her coach but the coach across town, Jim Mora, who gets the axe after losing to USC. To the Killer Bee the AP shows love. 1 point move up to #11 AP. 3 point BRFL weekend to land at 9 points total and own 9th place.
Randoodle: see above. Wash U over Utah. Another zero weekend. Stay at 7 in the BRFL, part of a sickening three way tie for 10th (TENTH!). You are unranked in the AP.
CCS; Stanford outlasts Cal, 17-14. Even limping around Bryce Love is too much for most teams. No AP love, you stay at #20. 7 points in the BRFL puts you in that ThreeWay.
Jimbosuke; Ohio State mauls a team from Illinois almost exclusively made up of freshmen. 52-14 the final. 2 point weekend gives me 7. Tied for tenth in the BRFL, #8 in the AP.
Q; The Wildcats put it to the MulletHead Coach on the road in Stillwater. 45-40 over Oklahoma State. I thought this deserved some AP love. The Cowboys were the #13 team in the AP. But no. No DIDDLE. Just one point to go to minus 2 in the BRFL. Still unranked.
Teeblations; Brandon Peters takes a scary hit and is out cold in Madison and the wheels come off for the Evil Wolverine Conspiracy. 24-10 in a losing effort to Wisco. But you watched that game and you came away wondering if the Badgers beat Blue or if Blue beat themselves, Again. Which is why I am so nervous about this game. And why the Meechy Threat Level is at SEVERE this weekend. Game's in Ann Arbor. It's a one-game chance for a whole season of redemption for the Wolverines. And they have a hell of a defense. As for Jim Harbaugh I can't hate on this guy. He opened his press conference on Rivalry Week with kind words for the late, great Terry Glenn and his family. He didn't have to do that. He never played against him in college or the pros and he never coached him. But he did it anyway. Class.
For Timmy! it's all bad though. From #19 to unranked. Power plunge 6, add minus 5 more on the REAM and Teebs is now unranked in the AP, minus 6 in the BRFL and alone at 12th.
KBron; Florida puts a whuppin' on UAB 36-7 and you pick up a point. Minus 7 is where you live. Unranked in the AP. #13 in the BRFL. There is no #14.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
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