BRFL Week 11 Results

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BRFL Week 11 Results:

DPollonius Minimus; Notre Dame lays an egg in Miami and goes down to Miami 41-8. Oh, the torment. Still leading the BRFL but by only 1 point as the AP slaps a 6 point deficit on the Domers and they fall to #9. Minus 6 weekend to land at 35 in the BRFL. Can the 'Po come back? Complicated. He plays Navy this weekend and then Stanford in the finale but there is no conference championship game for the Irish making a CFP berth unlikely. Tough titty.

SockPuppet; The 'Canes break out the Turnover Chain 4 times and kick a big ol' hole in Notre Dame's season. Miami is for real and has a lot of potential BRFL points waiting out there. Tune-up games home against Virginia and at Pittsburgh then an apocalyptic showdown with Clemson in the ACC conference championship. PuppetMaster is #2 in the BRFL with 34, #2 in the AP after a 7 point weekend.

Snottie: Still riding freshman sensation Jonathan Taylor. This week to a 38-14 blenderizing of Iowa at Camp Randall. Moves up to #5 in the AP, 3 point BRFL weekend, 21 points total for Snottie with the Liberace practically already in his pants. Meechy this weekend.

McLovin; Injuries starting to become an issue for the Tide. Near-death experience in Starkville as they nip Mississippi State 31-24. McLovin adds 2 to climb to 16 in the BRFL. #1 AP. Still has to face up to the Plainsmen at some point here.

Kitten with the BYE week. AP says "get dumped" anyway and you drop to #23 AP, 9 points BRFL.

SeannieG; an easy win over Rutgers, 35-6. In a shameless act of partisan, analingus horseshit the AP bumps you up to #13 for, well....Buttgers. 5 point weekend. You have 9, GobbleDick.

ClemboSlice; What the fuck is wrong with Washington? Dumped by unranked Stanford. AP is kinder than I thought they would be. You only power dive 7 to #16 but in the BRFL you are now reduced to 8. I am close to giving up on you.

BroFro; Notes from the Land of the Unranked. In a titanic Mountain West struggle Boise State downs Colorado State 59-52. Lots of defense in the Mountain West. Still, Bro's strategy is looking peculiarly effective. He is unranked but has 8 in the BRFL. And, other than the BRFL, what else matters?

RanDingle: Washington State 33, Utah 25. Where the hell did the Utah pick come from, Randy? You are twisting on a spit in Hell. Unranked. Losing to Wash. State. Almost no hope for the future as you finish with Wash U on the road and the Buffs of Colorado at home, both of whom should, by rights, kick the living shit out of you. Well... maybe you can beat Wash U. Which would be your only salvation. Prayer. Lots and lots of prayer. Unranked AP. 7 points BRFL.

Bridgenfraulein; On the road vs. the Colorado Buffaloes you bag the win 38-24. I say to myself, your conference sucks so what's the biggie? The AP says differently. A 3 point move up to #12. A 5 point BRFL weekend. You are definitely going places. Probably Hell. But you have 6 BRFL points which is a pantload more than you used to have. No picks this week from Mr. Interception, Sam Darnold. Enjoy.

SkHankenSchtanken; Georgia Tech 28, Virginia Tech 22. Say hello to the REAM, Friendo. How brief the Glory. Yesterday you were vying for the Liberace. Now? Not so much. The AP breaks out the Long Knives and carves you into kibble. You started at #17 AP. Crash dive out of the poll to 25 (and beyond). That's minus 8(!). The REAM comes to town, that's minus 5 more. Ouch. Minus 13 on the weekend. You have 6 now. Kaboom.

Jimbosuke; The Men of the Scarlet and Gray. Two linebackers down v Meechy State. Enter the DragonSubs, Tuf Borland and Malik Harrison. And guess what? Yeah. Get dumped, Sparty. 48-3 the final over MooU in the Shoe. And here's a nice big FUCK YOU to everyone who said Mike Weber didn't have "top end" speed.

It's TOSU at #8 AP, 5 point BRFL weekend, back from the dead the Commissioner has 5. Chyeah.

And then there is Meechy. And Teeblations. 35-10 over Maryland. More priceless Harbaugh being Harbaugh. The Iron Jock. I am in awe. Wisco beware. The Evil Wolverine Conspiracy is coming to your town. And it's leader is a true madman. Meechy moves up to 19 AP. 4 point weekend. 5 points BRFL, just like the Bucks.

CCS; Yo-yo season bounces on. You trash ClemboSlice 30-22 on the legs of a quick healing (horse steroids much?) Bryce Love and his 3 TDs. And it's DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! for you, Mi Amigo. 1 for the win. You land at 20, that's 5 more. Then the DIDDLE fo' you is 5 more. 11 point weekend. You were minus 6. You ARE plus 5, BRFL. What the fuck is up with you, Dawg?

Q; West Virginia U over Kansas State, 28-23. You, Girlfriend, are in deep shit. Naught on the weekend. Stay at minus 3.

KBron; Interim coach. Same story. Anemic offense puts up better than usual points (20) but Sourth Carolina puts up 28. "L". Season from Hell. Naught on the weekend. A red zone INT that somehow turns into a first down for your opponent. A comforting thought; it can't possibly get worse. Chip Kelly the new head man for the Gators? Remain at minus 8 BRFL.

That's it for this week, Scumbags.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.