BRFL Week 13 Results

Now the shit is getting real.

DPo': Increasingly disappointed by the Domers. The Cardinal hands them their asses 38-20 and Notre Dame plunges 6 in the Almighty AP to #15. Brandon ShavedBush is not the real deal. So sad face. Minus 6 on the weekend. Land at 31 points total BRFL. Still tied for #1.

ThePuppetMaster; Total douchery. Dumped 24-14 by unranked Pitt. Mark Richt curse catches up with the Canes. Power dive minus 5 in the AP to #7. 31 total in the BRFL. Tied with the 'Po for numero uno.

And then came Snottie. Still undefeated as the Badgers dump mighty Minnesota 31-0 to take home Paul Bunyan's Axe. Strength of schedule much? AP moves Wisco up 2 to #3 in the land. All they have to do is get by Ohio State and it's CFP time. 4 point weekend puts the Snotball at 27 in the BRFL which is a win away from first place.

SkHumbag; VTech all over Virginia 10-0. AP loves it. Moves the Hokies up 2 to #22. Lands the Skhanker at #3 BRFL with 17 points. Knotted up in Liberace's bubble bath with...

SeannieG; Supreme Dildo James Franklin hangs 66 on...Maryland. There is no excuse for the AP handing out 3 move up points for that shit but the fuckers did it anyway. PSU is #9 in the land and SG is worth 17 points in the BRFL. Have I mentioned how much I hate Penn State?

Wait. Who's this? It's Clembosuke with the 41-14 carpet bombing of Washington U in the Apple Cup or whatever they call it. AP says "bueno" and Wash U moves up 2 to #13. Certainly out of it, CFP wise, but maybe eyeing a more quality bowl. 15 BRFL points puts him in a lip-lock at the #4 position with...

Chip n'Dip! Who has a HUGE weekend with the 38-20 shit-canning of Notre Dame. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 6 for the move up from #20 to #14 in the AP. 8 pointer for CCS and he hits #4 in the BRFL with 15 points. Talk about a resurrection. Praise Jesus and Fear the Tree!

How goes it, McLovin? Auburn curb-stomps the Tide 26-14 and the AP, in a typical pussy-out, only drops them to 5. Let me ask you something, McCheese. Is Jalen Hurts a deaf mute? Or does he sometimes speak actual words? A fiery leader I am not seeing. And what was with that series of bad snaps where your RB was apparently trying to play QB without authorization? Minus 4 on the weekend and you now have 14. CFP picture cloudy. You're a fucking SEC team so you still might make it. 

Kitten. WTF? Is UCF really a rivalry game for you? Guess so. Bad news: you lost. 49-42. AP demotes you but one to #23. You have 11 in the BRFL. New-guy mediocrity surprising no one.

Bridgenfraulein; USC with the bye. Good news! Sam Darnold zero interceptions this week. USC stays at AP #11. You have 10 in the BRFL.

BroFro; Tragedy strikes. The Plan was working. And then...Fresno State 28, Boise State 17. From #25 to unranked. Otherwise known as the REAM, Friendo. Minus 5 on the weekend. 9 points in the BRFL.

Jimbosuke; 31-20 over unranked Meechy. No love from the AP. Stay at #8 AP. Any QB but O'korn and this could have gone the other way. Still, feeling pretty good about my Bucks. There is no better defense in the BiG than the Maize and Blue. I smell your fear, Snottie. 9 points BRFL.

Randilingus; Utah 34, Coloroado 13. Like I give a shit. 1 point. You have 8 in the BRFL.

WTF, Q!. Kansas State 20, Iowa State 19. Iowa State has knocked off some pretty good teams and spent a lot of time ranked this year. But still...no AP love. KSU now has minus 1 in the BRFL.

Timmy!; Meechy 20-TOSU 31. In Ann Arbor. This one hurts. I have no words. Except that your quarterback was John O'korn and he is not very good. You have minus 6 in the BRFL.

KBron; Good God. Jimbo Fischer can't wait to get out of Tallahassee but first he pauses to beat your ass 38-20. Chip Kelly takes the UCLA job. It cannot get worse. Seriously. You have minus 7 in the BRFL. The lights are getting dimmer.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.