GG Return of the Bowls, Chapter 11 Results

GG Bowls, Chapter 11

Mississippi State (#24) drops Louisville 31 -27 in an upset.
Iowa State Cyclones victorious in a tight one, 21-20 over Memphis (#19)
Penn State (#9) holds on to scribble Wash U (#12). Seannie G puts the hurt on a Founding Father.

Seannie G, yesssssss!..SWEEP. Nickel pumps him up to 68.
Randingo, deuce will take him to 49
BroFro, uno but reaches 70.
'BoSuke, only one, make it 78
DPo with one, give him 57
Bridginit grabs one, 65
CCS with one, up to 66
McLovin with a duo, 55
KBron snags one, 50
SockPuppet, uh-oh...hell YEAH, Bro, SWEEP puts him up to 72.
Snottie with a double, 49.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Return of the Bowls Results, Chapter 10

GG bowls, chapter 10 results:

Northwestern sneaks by Kentucky, 23-24.
New Mexico State upsets Utah State, 26-20. Aggie on Aggie violence.
Ohio State (#5) dumps USC (#8), 24-7. Sam Darnold is a bushy haired can of sack-bait.

Seannie G, 1 to 63.
Randie, single to 47
BroFro, double to 69
'BoSuke, deuce to 77
DPo, dubs to 56
Bridgin', kaboom, SWEEP, nickel to go to 64.
CCS, twofer, 65
McLovin, uh...CHYEAH, SWEEP, 5 to go to 53.
KBron, bring out the broom, Bitch, SWEEP, 5 to go to 49
SockPuppet, double to go to 67
Snottie, DO IT, half a dime for the SWEEP, 47

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

JTBIV; fade to black...

GG Bowls Results, Chapters 7,8 and 9.

GG Results
Chapters 7, 8 and 9:

Chapter 7

Iowa over Boston College, 27 - 20. Hating.
Purdue downs Arizona, 38 - 35. Different team, same RichRod.
Texas smacks the shit out of Missouri because Missouri sucks, 33 - 16 the final.

Seannie grabs a SWEEP. 5 to go to 55.
Randy with the deuce, 44.
BroFro single digit, 57
'BoSuke with the shut-out, Zero, stay at 65.
DPo with the goose-egg, stay at 52.
Bridgin' with uno, 52
CCS with 2, 56
McLovin with 2, 41
KBron with one, 44
SockPuppet with the deuce, 61, closing in.
Snottie with a deuce, 41.

Chapter 8

Navy keel-hauls the Cavs, 49 - 7. Marty, "Never bet against a service academy."
Oklahoma State outlasts Virginia Tech, 30 -21. Achy-Breaky Heart, SkHank.
TCU just out runs Stanford, 39 -37. Doomsday scenario CCS.

Seannie G, doin' it again, SWEEP. 60.
Randouche, deuce, 46
BroFro, boom, SWEEP, 62.
'BoSuke, doin' it, SWEEP, 70.
DPo, gets one, 53.
Bridgin, dubs, 54.
CCS, deuce, 58
McLovin, fuck yeah, SWEEP, 46
KBron, no hitter, stay at 44, got distracted by a social event. Bush league move.
Sock, two, 63
Snottie, nothin', doesn't give a shit, stays at 41.

Chapter 9

Meechy State ass-hammers Wazzu 42 -17 on the Dino dry-ram.
Wake Forest ekes out a close one over TAMU, 55 - 52.
NC State truck-drags Arizona State, 52-31

Seannie G: deuce to 62. So lame.
Randufus: Zero as in zed as in naught. Stay at 46
BroFro: DO IT. SWEEP. Nickel to go to 67. It's a BoGo free phone, Bro!
'BoSuke: No. Wait. Again?! Bitch, SWEEP. 5 to go to 75.
DPo: one to go to 54. Not checking the blog is a major boner.
Bridgin it: Uh...I hear you knockin', SWEEP. Nickel to 59.
CCS: BOOYAH, SWEEP, 5 to go to 63. Now you're in this thing.
McLovin: deuce to get to 48.
KBron: fucking naught. One whiff and two strikes. Stay at 44. Like, forever.
SockPuppet: two to climb to 65.
Snottie: single digit to go to 42.


Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Return of the Bowls, Chapter 6 Results

Duke sticks a Blue Devil Fork in the Huskies, 36-14. Mush.
K State bags the Bruins 35-17 on the timely QB switch-up. Adios, Josh Rosen.
Florida State snuffs Southern Mississippi 42-13.

Seannie G: 48 + 2: 50
Randude: 40+2: 42
BroFro: SWEEP. 51+5: 56
'BoSuke: SWEEP. 60+5: 65
Dpo:51+1: 52
Bridgenfraulein:49+2: 51
CCS: SWEEP. 49+5: 54
McLovin: 38+1: 39
KBronie: 42+1: 43
SockPuppet: SWEEP. 54+5: 59
Snottie: SWEEP. 34+5: 39

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Return of the Bowls, Chapter 11,12 and 13

Chapter 11
Saturday, 12/30/2017:

Louisville v Mississippi State (#24) ESPN
Iowa State v Memphis (#19) ESPN
Washington U (#12) v Penn State (#9) ESPN ; ClemboSlice v. Seannie G in the head-to-head.

Chapter 12
First game on Saturday, 12/30/2017, all the rest on 1/1/2018:

Wisconsin (#6) v Miami U (#11) ; SockPuppet clashes with Snottie
Meechy v South Carolina Gamecocks ; Timmy! surfaces
UCF (#10) v Auburn (#7)

Chapter 13
All games 1/1/2018

Notre Dame (#14) v LSU (#16) ABC ; the 'Po returns.
Georgia Bulldogs (#3) v Oklahoma Sooners (#2) ESPN
Alabama (#4) v Clemson (#1) ESPN ; McLovin puts us in a bind. Root for the hated Dabo or jump      on the Bama bandwagon and fork over $$ to McSuckin. Two bad choices.

There will be no Chapter 14. This is it.

Last chance to roll the bones,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Return of the Bowls, Chapters 8,9 and 10.

"Drive, drive on down that field..."

GG Return of the Bowls rolls on:

Chapter 8: (all on 12/28)

Virginia v Navy
Virginia Tech (#22) v Oklahoma State (#17)
Stanford (#15) v TCU (#13)

Chapter 9: 

 (Dec 28) Washington St (#21) v Michigan State (#18)
 (Dec 29)  Wake Forest v Texas A&M
                 North Carolina State v Arizona State

Chapter 10: (all continuing on 12/29)

UKentucky v Northwestern U (#20)
New Mexico State v Utah State
USC Trojans (#8) v Ohio State Buckeyes (#5)

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Return of the Bowls, Chapter 5 Results

App State nukes Toledo, 34-0 shut out. Did not see that one coming.
Fresno State over Houston in a thriller, big plays win it for the Bulldogs 33-27.
Utah drubs West Virginia after the WVU QB goes out with a broken finger. 30-14 the final.

Seannie G picks up 2: 48
Randoggiedog gets 2 to go to 40. Utes gift him a 3 point bowl win in the BRFL.
BroFro only 1, goes to 51.
BoSuke lucky to get 1, goes to 60.
DPo hits 2 and goes to 51.
Bridgshit  gets one right to go to 49
CCS makes it 2 to reach 49.
McLovin with an amazing second SWEEP in as many rounds. Now he has 38. A player?
KBron with one to go to 42.
SockPuppet with one to go to 54.
Snottie sneaks one in for 34 total.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Retrurn of the Bowls Chapter 4 Results

Wyoming dominates Central Meechy 37-14.
South Florida over Texas Tech in a thriller, 38-34. That's 3 BRFL points for a bowl win, Kitten.
Army outruns San Diego State U, 42-35. Never bet against a service academy.

Seannie picks up 2 to go to 46
Rando picks up 2 to hit 38
BroFro with 2 to reach 50
BoSuke with only 1, 59.
Dpo with 1 to hit 49
BrigenBrigen with 1 to 48
CCS throws a no hitter. Zero. Stay at 47.
McLovin with the break through SWEEP, 5 to go to 33.
KBron with the deuce to go to 41
Sock with a double to hit 53
Snottie goes for Naught. Zero. Stay at 33.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Return of the Bowls, First Results.

How pissed are you when the bowl game starts and the cameraman focuses on a team's star player, the team you picked, and he's in street clothes "preserving his draft stock". Looking at you, Royce Freeman, Oregon RB.

Troy tombstones North Texas State, 50-30
Georgia State upsets Western Kentucky U, 27-17
Boise State dominates Oregon, 38-28

Troy, Georgia State, Boise State.

First group.

Seannie shut down for a zero. 37.
Randude grabs 2 to go to 30
BroFro with 2 to get 45.
BoSuke with 1 to go to 52.
DPo with 1 to go to 42.
Bridgenfrau with 2 to go to 44.
CCS with 2 to go to 41.
McLovin with naught to stay at 26.
KBron with the SWEEP to move up to 36
Sock with 1 for 49
Snottie gets 1 to go to 30

Marshall edges Colorado State, 31-28
Middle Tennessee drops Arkansas State, 35-30
FAU 50, Akron Zips 3. Lane Kiffin total domination.

Marshall, Middle Tennessee, FAU.

Second group.

Seannie SWEEPS to go to 42
Randy gets 1 to move to 31
BroFro with 1 to 46
BoSuke with 1 to 53.
DPo with 1 to 43.
Bridgenfreak with 2 to make it 46.
CCS with 1 to go to 42.
McLovin with the usual shitty performance, 1 to go to 27.
KBron grabs 2 to step to 38.
SockPuppet gets 1 to go to 50.
Snottie with 1 to get 31.

If it wasn't for FAU there would have been a lot of goose-eggs.

Louisiana Tech all over SMU, 51-10. Pony. It's what's for dinner.
Temple dominates FIU, 28 -3.
Ohio Bobcats with the blow out of UAB, 41-6.

Louisiana Tech, Temple, Ohio.

Third group.

Seannie G with 2 to rise to 44.
Randelicious with the power SWEEP, 5 to go to 36.
BroFro with 2 to go to 48.
BoSuke with the sweet SWEEP to balloon to 58.
DPo nails the SWEEP to move up to 48.
Bridgenetics with 1 to 47.
CCS, say hello to the SWEEP and 5 to go to 47.
McLovin, trying to shake it up, gets shanked, 1 to go to 28. So pathetic.
KBron only 1 to go to 39
SockPuppet with 1 to move to 51.
Snottie with 2 to land at 33.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Return of the Bowls 5,6 and 7

GGROTB 5:

December 23,2017 4 PM
App State v Toledo Rockets
Dec 24, 5:30 PM
Fresno State Bulldogs v Houston Cougars
Dec 26, TBD
Utah Utes v West Virginia

GGROTB 6:

Dec 26
Duke v Northern Illinois Huskies
Kansas St v UCLA
Dec 27
Southern Mississippi v Florida State Seminoles

GGROTB 7:

Dec 27
Iowa v Boston College
Arizona v Purdue
Texas v Missouri

1 for each win,
5 for the 3 game sweep.

Roll them bones,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

College Football Playoffs: BRFL Scenarios

Oh, fuck! McLovin again!?

Take a look at the last BRFL standings, My People.

McLovin and hated Alafuckingbama have 16 points. But he is the only one of us in the playoffs. He is playing Clemson in the first round. That's a seven point win if he dumps Dabo this time. Then he would go on to the national championship game. If he then downs either Oklahoma or Georgia that's 12 points. Do the math. 35 points. Plus whatever no drops and move ups come  his way. If he wins out that is at least 4 more points. So he could end the season with, minimum, 39.

Let's look at his next closest competitors;

DPo and the Domers have 33 and drew LSU in the Citrus. Potential 3 points for the win and some no drop/move up change. I see their ceiling as close to 39. If they win.

Miami and SockPuppet have 27. The Canes play Wisconsin in the Orange Bowl. Wisco is ranked significantly higher than Miami so a win here gives The PuppetMaster 3 points and maybe 4 or 5 move ups and the odd no drop so I see his ceiling at 35 or 36. Good enough to win it all if DPo and McLovin douche out.

Snottie only has 24. Playing the Canes in the Orange. Even with a win he earns maybe 5 or 6 points. Ceiling is around 30 max. If the three stooges above all lose, and really get thumped by the AP, the Snottie could be walking off with the Coveted Commissioner's Cup.

So we all know what has to happen. Alabumma has to go out in the first round. Ideally with a severe spanking by Dabo's ass-grabbing Clown Posse. I can't take the shit I am going to have to listen to from McLovin if he wins this thing two years in a row. Can you imagine?

If we can avoid the McLovin Apocalypse then we have a tight race. If McLovin storms the CheeseHouse and makes off with the whole Natty Cheese Wheel then we have to hope Notre Dame hangs, like, 70 points on LSU.

This is pretty much where we were at this time last year.

I'm very disappointed in you people.

Oh, and by the way, everybody else is totally out of it,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG: Return of the Bowls.

"That one is going to Utica!"

Brothers and Sisters,

In what little time we have left before Trumpageddon, let's GG the hell out of some bowl games.

I have heard the complaints about the Commissioner blindsiding GGers with rafts of bowl games on short notice.
Weep no more, Pussies. Now you will get your bowls and eat them too. Or something like that.

Here's the first raft of bowl games through 3:30 PM December 23rd.
Pick each set of three before the due date.
Don't be a turd and vote for two games and then wait on the third because it's the next day.
The usual rules apply: one for the win, five for the sweep.

GG Bowls 1
Saturday, Dec. 16:
Troy v North Texas, 1 PM
Western Kentucky v Georgia State, 2:30 PM
Boise State (#25) v Oregon, 3:30 PM

GG Bowls 2
(Saturday, Dec 16) Marshall v Colorado State 4:30 PM
(Saturday, Dec 16) Middle Tennessee v Arkansas State 8 PM
(Tuesday, Dec 19) Akron v Florida Atlantic 7 PM

GG Bowls 3
(Wednesday, Dec 20) Louisiana Tech v SMU 8 PM
(Thursday, Dec 21) Temple v Florida International 8 PM
(Friday, Dec 22) UAlabamaBirmingham v Ohio (Bobcats) 12:30 PM

GG Bowls 4
(Friday, Dec 22) Central Michigan v Wyoming 4 PM
(Saturday, Dec 23) Texas Tech v USouthFlorida Bulls 12 noon
(Saturday, Dec 23) San Diego State v Army 3:30 PM

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 14 Results, Conference Championships

Dwayne Wade locker room interview. LeBron watching Ohio State game.

This is how it went;

DPo; Bye week. The AP Gods smile. One for the no drop, one for the move up to #14 AP. 2 on the weekend, back in the lead at 33 BRFL. Draws LSU in the Citrus Bowl to finish 'r out.

SockPuppet; Carpet bombed by hated Clemson, 38-3. A costly loss. Drops 4 to go to #11 AP and 27 BRFL. Worse, he won't be able to play for that CFP Sugar. Of note, said Sugar is 7 points for a semi-final win and 12 for winning the cheese. Note, no drop and move up points are limited to only those weeks when new AP polls come out. Therefore it is unlikely there will be any more no drops or move ups until the end of the season.

Snottie; Say hello to the Ohio State defense. 28-21 the Badgers go down in Indianapolis despite Ohio State trying to give it away in the second half. AP drops the Wisonsinites to #6 and that's minus 3 on the weeknd. Snottie/Liberace love knot unbreakable as he logs 24 BRFL points thus far. Faces Miami in the Orange Bowl for the finale.

Brigdenfraulein; Extreme comeback. The Troymen down Stanford 31-28 to win the PAC-12. That's a conference championship win and that pays 5 points (see rule book), plus the no drop, plus the AP move up to #8. 9 point weekend puts Killer Bee at 19 BRFL. The bad news? You play Ohio State in the Cotton Bowl to finish your season and we are seriously pissed.

BroFro; This year's yo-yo participant. Just when you think his system doesn't work he clubs Fresno in the Mountain West Champs game 17-14. 5 for the win and, I'll be damned it's DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! all over again, 5 more. 10 on the weekend. AP has the Bro' at #25 and the BRFL has him at 19.
Draws Oregon in the Las Vegas Bowl. Winnable much?

Seannie G; PSU, no game. Stays at #9 AP. 1 for the no drop. New total 18 BRFL. Versus ClemboSlice and Wash U in the Fiesta Bowl.

SkHankenfranzen; VTech no game. Stays at AP #22. 1 for the no drop. 18 new BRFL total. Draws Oklahoma State in something called, embarrassingly, the Camping World Bowl.

Jimbosuke; 28-21 over the Badgers in the BiG Championship game. Needing blow out wins over Meechy and Wisco to blot out the stain of That Night In Iowa City the Bucks come up short. After jumping out to a nice lead over Whisky they shot themselves in the foot a few times and needed this game-snuffing pick by Damon Webb to seal the win...

Still, a big weekend for the 'Suke. 5 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 3 for the AP move up to #5. That's a 9 pointer and puts the Commissioner at 18 with USC in the Cotton Bowl up next.

ClemboSlice; Wash U, no game. Happy Face Clem as the AP gives him a 1 point move up to #12 and with the no drop he has a nice 2 point boost for not playing and lands at 17 in the BRFL. Got Asshole James Franklin and PSU in the Fiesta Bowl.

McLovin; Whiny ass Nick Saban practically gets down and blows the whole CFP selection committee and, surprise, it works. Bama is in, even though they got rolled by Auburn and didn't win their conference. Guess that Mercer game must have done worn those boys out. No prob. On to the CFP. The bad news? You play Clemson first. Disgracefully, Bama is moved up to #4 (after a weekend in the hot tub) and McLovin gets 2 on the weekend to go to 16 BRFL points.

CCS; Stanford falls to USC, 17-14. AP drops them 1 to #15. Minus 1 on the weekend. Still, 14 in the BRFL is a long way from where the ChyeahCS was a month or so ago. Draws a tough one, TCU, in the bowl finale.

Kitten: no game. Stay at #23 in the AP. A no drop point from the BRFL puts you at 12. Versus Texas Tech in the Birmingham Bowl.

Randing: Utah with no game. Stay at 8 BRFL points. Against West Virginia in the Zaxby's Heart of Dallas Bowl, whatever the hell that is.

Still in Negative World:

Q: Kansas State has no game. Still unranked. Minus 1 BRFL. Draws UCLA in the Cactus Bowl. A chance to finish in positive territory.

Timmy! Meechy with no game. Still at minus 6. Plays South Carolina (Gamecocks) in Tampa in the Outback Steakhouse Bowl.

KBron; No game. Still minus 7 in the BRFL. Florida is not going to a bowl. Take solace; it can't get any worse for you. Seek forgiveness for past sins that brought you to this low, low point in your football life. Repent.

Finally, this...

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Conference Championships Week 14 results

GG Week 13 Results;

Oklahoma train-wrecks TCU 41-17.
Georgia downs a beaten up Auburn squad 28 -7.
Ohio State takes down Cheesconsin 27-21.

Seannie gets only 1 to go to 37.
Randude grabs 1 to go to 28.
BroFro gets 2 and has 43.
BoSuke with the SWEEP, adds 5 and leads with 51.
DPo has 2 and totals 41.
Bridgenfraulein hauls in 1 only and has 42.
CCS nabs 2 and goes to 39.
McLovin picks up 1 and is up to 26, which sucks.
KBron reels in 2 to go to 31.
SockPuppet falls off the pace with 2 and has 48.
Snottie with one, has 29.

There is a tie for the Conference Championships Hate Haiku contest.
The tie breaker, open to everyone, will be the Hate Bama Haiku contest. Go get that major award people.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Conference Championships Haiku Hate Contest

Greetings and welcome to our first annual Conference Championships Haiku Hate Contest.
Haiku. 3 lines. 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.
Winner receives a Major Award.
Knock yourselves out.

Wisco eats Ass Cheese
Fumagalli dry rams Al
Licks Hornibrook, Chyeah.

- by Jimbosuke

Coach Chryse gives knob to
Barry Alvarez in the
Camp Randall shithouse.

-by Jimbosuke

Jonathan Taylor
Freshman sensation punk ass
feel pain, sorry, Bitch.

-by Jimbosuke

GG Week 14; Conference Championships

Conference Championships. Only picking 3. All Saturday games.
1 for the win, 5 for the sweep.
Times seem to be changing but at least I have the networks,
(All rankings are AP)

(#10) TCU v (#2) Oklahoma
Big 12 Championship game
Arlington, TX
FOX
Hate Baker Mayfield? Chyeah.

(#6) Georgia v (#4) Auburn
SEC Championship
Atlanta, Georgia
4 PM CBS
Neutral site my ass.

(#8) Ohio State v (#3) Wisconsin
BiG Championship
Indianapolis, IN
FOX
Bloodbath.

Roll the bones, My People.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 13 Results

Now the shit is getting real.

DPo': Increasingly disappointed by the Domers. The Cardinal hands them their asses 38-20 and Notre Dame plunges 6 in the Almighty AP to #15. Brandon ShavedBush is not the real deal. So sad face. Minus 6 on the weekend. Land at 31 points total BRFL. Still tied for #1.

ThePuppetMaster; Total douchery. Dumped 24-14 by unranked Pitt. Mark Richt curse catches up with the Canes. Power dive minus 5 in the AP to #7. 31 total in the BRFL. Tied with the 'Po for numero uno.

And then came Snottie. Still undefeated as the Badgers dump mighty Minnesota 31-0 to take home Paul Bunyan's Axe. Strength of schedule much? AP moves Wisco up 2 to #3 in the land. All they have to do is get by Ohio State and it's CFP time. 4 point weekend puts the Snotball at 27 in the BRFL which is a win away from first place.

SkHumbag; VTech all over Virginia 10-0. AP loves it. Moves the Hokies up 2 to #22. Lands the Skhanker at #3 BRFL with 17 points. Knotted up in Liberace's bubble bath with...

SeannieG; Supreme Dildo James Franklin hangs 66 on...Maryland. There is no excuse for the AP handing out 3 move up points for that shit but the fuckers did it anyway. PSU is #9 in the land and SG is worth 17 points in the BRFL. Have I mentioned how much I hate Penn State?

Wait. Who's this? It's Clembosuke with the 41-14 carpet bombing of Washington U in the Apple Cup or whatever they call it. AP says "bueno" and Wash U moves up 2 to #13. Certainly out of it, CFP wise, but maybe eyeing a more quality bowl. 15 BRFL points puts him in a lip-lock at the #4 position with...

Chip n'Dip! Who has a HUGE weekend with the 38-20 shit-canning of Notre Dame. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 6 for the move up from #20 to #14 in the AP. 8 pointer for CCS and he hits #4 in the BRFL with 15 points. Talk about a resurrection. Praise Jesus and Fear the Tree!

How goes it, McLovin? Auburn curb-stomps the Tide 26-14 and the AP, in a typical pussy-out, only drops them to 5. Let me ask you something, McCheese. Is Jalen Hurts a deaf mute? Or does he sometimes speak actual words? A fiery leader I am not seeing. And what was with that series of bad snaps where your RB was apparently trying to play QB without authorization? Minus 4 on the weekend and you now have 14. CFP picture cloudy. You're a fucking SEC team so you still might make it. 

Kitten. WTF? Is UCF really a rivalry game for you? Guess so. Bad news: you lost. 49-42. AP demotes you but one to #23. You have 11 in the BRFL. New-guy mediocrity surprising no one.

Bridgenfraulein; USC with the bye. Good news! Sam Darnold zero interceptions this week. USC stays at AP #11. You have 10 in the BRFL.

BroFro; Tragedy strikes. The Plan was working. And then...Fresno State 28, Boise State 17. From #25 to unranked. Otherwise known as the REAM, Friendo. Minus 5 on the weekend. 9 points in the BRFL.

Jimbosuke; 31-20 over unranked Meechy. No love from the AP. Stay at #8 AP. Any QB but O'korn and this could have gone the other way. Still, feeling pretty good about my Bucks. There is no better defense in the BiG than the Maize and Blue. I smell your fear, Snottie. 9 points BRFL.

Randilingus; Utah 34, Coloroado 13. Like I give a shit. 1 point. You have 8 in the BRFL.

WTF, Q!. Kansas State 20, Iowa State 19. Iowa State has knocked off some pretty good teams and spent a lot of time ranked this year. But still...no AP love. KSU now has minus 1 in the BRFL.

Timmy!; Meechy 20-TOSU 31. In Ann Arbor. This one hurts. I have no words. Except that your quarterback was John O'korn and he is not very good. You have minus 6 in the BRFL.

KBron; Good God. Jimbo Fischer can't wait to get out of Tallahassee but first he pauses to beat your ass 38-20. Chip Kelly takes the UCLA job. It cannot get worse. Seriously. You have minus 7 in the BRFL. The lights are getting dimmer.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Week 13 results

Dwayne Haskins into double coverage on 3rd and 13.

Washington U 41- Wazoo 14, blow out in the Apple Bowl.
Florida State 38- Florida 22.
Ohio State 31 over Meechy 20
Auburn over Alabama 26-14. War Eagle.
Stanford 38- Notre Dame 20.

Remember this was Rivalry Week. 2 for each win, 10 for the Sweep.

Seannie G: Picks up 6 to go to 36.
Randang: Grabs 6 to go to 27.
BroFro; with 6 to break through to 41.
BoSuke; with the SWEEP, ten to move to 46.
DPo; gets 6 to go to 39.
Bridgenfraulein; 6 to move to 41, falling off her pace.
CCS; 6 to go to 37.
McLovin; 6 to go to 25.
KBron; 6 to move to 29.
The Puppet Master; 10 points for the SWEEP to go to 46. Nice pull, SockPuppet.
Snottie; 8 points to go to 28. Missed the sweep by taking the Domers.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 12 Results

BRFL Week 12 Results

DPo; Notre Dame holds off The Midshipmen 24-17. That's one for the win, one for the no drop. Stay at #9 AP, #1 BRFL with 37 points. Showdown with Stanny this weekend. You need to crush Stanford, bury Bryce Love and have everyone else in Div 1 football lose to have a shot at the CFP.

The PuppetMaster; Miami 44 over Virginia 28. This game was close for a little while but then this happened. Miami stays at #2 AP. SockPuppet at #2 in the BRFL after a 2 point weekend with 36 points.

Snottie; Wisco struggles early but then KO's the Meechy signal caller and pulls away 24-10 in Camp Randall. Still, how good is Wisconsin? #5 in the AP, #3 in the BRFL. 2 point weekend for 23 total.

You will hate what I'm about to tell you: McLovin is #4 in the BRFL. Takes down power-house Mercer 56-0 this weekend and Alafuckingbama stays at #1 AP. McLovin now has 18 BRFL points. Even if Bama loses to Auburn in the Iron Bowl (as a just and merciful God would ordain), they still might get in the CFP. Meaning we are all doomed to another year of McSmugness.

BroFro; The Strategy continues to pay off. Boise State dominates Air Force 44-19 and it's DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! for the Brotein Shake. 1 for the win, landing at #25 gives him 5 for the DIDDLE, 6 point weekend. #5 in the BRFL, with 14 total. Honestly, I had written this fucker off.

Speaking of fuckers, Skhankhelm resurfaces with a 20-14 home win over Pitt. How is this a big deal? The AP thought it was for some horseshitly reason and, pow, just like that, it's DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! for VT, landing at #24 in the Almighty AP. That's 1 for the win, 1 for landing at 24 and 5 more for the DIDDLE. 7 point bonanza puts ShHinkie at 13, #6 BRFL. 

Kitten; USF over Tulsa 27-20. The AP likes it. Moves the Cat up to #22. 3 point weekend gives him 12 on the season and a share of 7th place in the BRFL.
SeannieG; PeeSU outscores Nebraska 56-44. Again, AP is sympathetic. Move up to #12. 3 point weekend gives you 12 on the BRFL season, tied with Kitty at #7 BRFL.

ClemboSlice; Wash U over Utah 33-30. Utah is not very good (looking at YOU, Randy). Heading into Rivalry Week in the Apple State Wash U gets some much needed AP love and the Clamster puts up a 3 point weekend to own 8th in the BRFL, with 11 points.

Bridgenfraulein; Sammy and the Troymen outlast UCLA 28-23. A snoozer. But where there is the Bridgenfrau there is usually a coach being fired. This year it's not her coach but the coach across town, Jim Mora, who gets the axe after losing to USC. To the Killer Bee the AP shows love. 1 point move up to #11 AP. 3 point BRFL weekend to land at 9 points total and own 9th place.

Randoodle: see above. Wash U over Utah. Another zero weekend. Stay at 7 in the BRFL, part of a sickening three way tie for 10th (TENTH!). You are unranked in the AP.
CCS; Stanford outlasts Cal, 17-14. Even limping around Bryce Love is too much for most teams. No AP love, you stay at #20. 7 points in the BRFL puts you in that ThreeWay.
Jimbosuke; Ohio State mauls a team from Illinois almost exclusively made up of freshmen. 52-14 the final. 2 point weekend gives me 7. Tied for tenth in the BRFL, #8 in the AP.

Q; The Wildcats put it to the MulletHead Coach on the road in Stillwater. 45-40 over Oklahoma State. I thought this deserved some AP love. The Cowboys were the #13 team in the AP. But no. No DIDDLE. Just one point to go to minus 2 in the BRFL. Still unranked.

Teeblations; Brandon Peters takes a scary hit and is out cold in Madison and the wheels come off for the Evil Wolverine Conspiracy. 24-10 in a losing effort to Wisco. But you watched that game and you came away wondering if the Badgers beat Blue or if Blue beat themselves, Again. Which is why I am so nervous about this game. And why the Meechy Threat Level is at SEVERE this weekend. Game's in Ann Arbor. It's a one-game chance for a whole season of redemption for the Wolverines. And they have a hell of a defense. As for Jim Harbaugh I can't hate on this guy. He opened his press conference on Rivalry Week with kind words for the late, great Terry Glenn and his family. He didn't have to do that. He never played against him in college or the pros and he never coached him. But he did it anyway. Class.
For Timmy! it's all bad though. From #19 to unranked. Power plunge 6, add minus 5 more on the REAM and Teebs is now unranked in the AP, minus 6 in the BRFL and alone at 12th.

KBron; Florida puts a whuppin' on UAB 36-7 and you pick up a point. Minus 7 is where you live. Unranked in the AP. #13 in the BRFL. There is no #14.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 13 Games

GG week 13 Games; Rivalry Week.

(#14) Washington State @ Wash U (#15)
Time and station TBD.

Florida State @ Florida
Noon, ESPN

(#8) Ohio State @ Meechy
Men of the Scarlet and Gray!
Noon, FOX

Iron Bowl
(#1) Alabama @ Auburn (#6)
War Eagle
3:30 CBS

(#9) Notre Dame @ Stanford (#22)
Fear the Tree
8 PM, ABC

2 for each win, 10 for the sweep.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Week 12 Results

GG Week 12 Results.

Meechy Hate Week begins.

Wisconsin prevails over Meechy, 24-10 at Camp Randall. They were playing them tight until Peters got knocked out. Literally. I hate you all.
Louisville blows out Syracuse 56-10. God. Come on.
Wake Forest dumps North Carolina State 30-24.

SeannieG with 2 to go to 30.
Randildo with 2 to go to 21.
BroFro with the SWEEP to step to 35.
BoSuke with the suicide gesture on Meechy, 2 to stall out at 36.
DPo' with the SWEEP to jump to 33.
Bridgenfraulein misses on the NCState game and gets 2 to go to 35.
CCS with the SWEEP to go to 31.
McLovin with 2 to go to 19.
KBron with the SWEEP to go up to 23.
SockPullit with the SWEEP to tie for the lead at 36. Sock having a big year. Three weeks, three sweeps. Don't see that very often.
Snottie with 2 to go to 20.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 12 Games

They call this "chicken-shit weekend" because of the dearth of quality games. Bah. For us it's not the quality. It's the quantity. Of fat stacks.

(#19) Meechy @ Wisco (#5). Jim Harbaugh v Camp Randall Stadium. Be afraid, Camp Randall.
FOX, Noon

Syracuse @ Louisville
12:30 ESPNU

NC State (#25) @ Wake Forest
4:30 ESPNU

Roll the bones, People.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 11 Results

Talk to the Chain

BRFL Week 11 Results:

DPollonius Minimus; Notre Dame lays an egg in Miami and goes down to Miami 41-8. Oh, the torment. Still leading the BRFL but by only 1 point as the AP slaps a 6 point deficit on the Domers and they fall to #9. Minus 6 weekend to land at 35 in the BRFL. Can the 'Po come back? Complicated. He plays Navy this weekend and then Stanford in the finale but there is no conference championship game for the Irish making a CFP berth unlikely. Tough titty.

SockPuppet; The 'Canes break out the Turnover Chain 4 times and kick a big ol' hole in Notre Dame's season. Miami is for real and has a lot of potential BRFL points waiting out there. Tune-up games home against Virginia and at Pittsburgh then an apocalyptic showdown with Clemson in the ACC conference championship. PuppetMaster is #2 in the BRFL with 34, #2 in the AP after a 7 point weekend.

Snottie: Still riding freshman sensation Jonathan Taylor. This week to a 38-14 blenderizing of Iowa at Camp Randall. Moves up to #5 in the AP, 3 point BRFL weekend, 21 points total for Snottie with the Liberace practically already in his pants. Meechy this weekend.

McLovin; Injuries starting to become an issue for the Tide. Near-death experience in Starkville as they nip Mississippi State 31-24. McLovin adds 2 to climb to 16 in the BRFL. #1 AP. Still has to face up to the Plainsmen at some point here.

Kitten with the BYE week. AP says "get dumped" anyway and you drop to #23 AP, 9 points BRFL.

SeannieG; an easy win over Rutgers, 35-6. In a shameless act of partisan, analingus horseshit the AP bumps you up to #13 for, well....Buttgers. 5 point weekend. You have 9, GobbleDick.

ClemboSlice; What the fuck is wrong with Washington? Dumped by unranked Stanford. AP is kinder than I thought they would be. You only power dive 7 to #16 but in the BRFL you are now reduced to 8. I am close to giving up on you.

BroFro; Notes from the Land of the Unranked. In a titanic Mountain West struggle Boise State downs Colorado State 59-52. Lots of defense in the Mountain West. Still, Bro's strategy is looking peculiarly effective. He is unranked but has 8 in the BRFL. And, other than the BRFL, what else matters?

RanDingle: Washington State 33, Utah 25. Where the hell did the Utah pick come from, Randy? You are twisting on a spit in Hell. Unranked. Losing to Wash. State. Almost no hope for the future as you finish with Wash U on the road and the Buffs of Colorado at home, both of whom should, by rights, kick the living shit out of you. Well... maybe you can beat Wash U. Which would be your only salvation. Prayer. Lots and lots of prayer. Unranked AP. 7 points BRFL.

Bridgenfraulein; On the road vs. the Colorado Buffaloes you bag the win 38-24. I say to myself, your conference sucks so what's the biggie? The AP says differently. A 3 point move up to #12. A 5 point BRFL weekend. You are definitely going places. Probably Hell. But you have 6 BRFL points which is a pantload more than you used to have. No picks this week from Mr. Interception, Sam Darnold. Enjoy.

SkHankenSchtanken; Georgia Tech 28, Virginia Tech 22. Say hello to the REAM, Friendo. How brief the Glory. Yesterday you were vying for the Liberace. Now? Not so much. The AP breaks out the Long Knives and carves you into kibble. You started at #17 AP. Crash dive out of the poll to 25 (and beyond). That's minus 8(!). The REAM comes to town, that's minus 5 more. Ouch. Minus 13 on the weekend. You have 6 now. Kaboom.

Jimbosuke; The Men of the Scarlet and Gray. Two linebackers down v Meechy State. Enter the DragonSubs, Tuf Borland and Malik Harrison. And guess what? Yeah. Get dumped, Sparty. 48-3 the final over MooU in the Shoe. And here's a nice big FUCK YOU to everyone who said Mike Weber didn't have "top end" speed.

It's TOSU at #8 AP, 5 point BRFL weekend, back from the dead the Commissioner has 5. Chyeah.

And then there is Meechy. And Teeblations. 35-10 over Maryland. More priceless Harbaugh being Harbaugh. The Iron Jock. I am in awe. Wisco beware. The Evil Wolverine Conspiracy is coming to your town. And it's leader is a true madman. Meechy moves up to 19 AP. 4 point weekend. 5 points BRFL, just like the Bucks.

CCS; Yo-yo season bounces on. You trash ClemboSlice 30-22 on the legs of a quick healing (horse steroids much?) Bryce Love and his 3 TDs. And it's DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! for you, Mi Amigo. 1 for the win. You land at 20, that's 5 more. Then the DIDDLE fo' you is 5 more. 11 point weekend. You were minus 6. You ARE plus 5, BRFL. What the fuck is up with you, Dawg?

Q; West Virginia U over Kansas State, 28-23. You, Girlfriend, are in deep shit. Naught on the weekend. Stay at minus 3.

KBron; Interim coach. Same story. Anemic offense puts up better than usual points (20) but Sourth Carolina puts up 28. "L". Season from Hell. Naught on the weekend. A red zone INT that somehow turns into a first down for your opponent. A comforting thought; it can't possibly get worse. Chip Kelly the new head man for the Gators? Remain at minus 8 BRFL.

That's it for this week, Scumbags.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Week 11 Results

Billy Price, best center in college football?

GG Week 11 Results;

Ohio State blows out Meechy State 48-3.
Miami paddles Notre Dame 41-8.
Oklahoma too much for TCU. 38-20 the final in Norman.

SeannieG; Nails it, SWEEP, moves up to 28.
Randy; At least you nailed the Miami game. 1 to go to 19.
BroFro; 2 to go to 30. Domers ruin your sweep attempt.
'BoSuke; Never make a GG pick when you're angry. MooU pick spoils the sweep. 2 to go to 34.
DPo: 2 to go to 28.
Bridgenfraulein; Domer pick blocks the sweep. 2 to go to 33.
CCS; 2 to go to 26.
McLovin; 2 to go to 17. TCU pick dooms the sweep.
KBron; picks up 5 on the SWEEP and jumps to 18.
CockPuppet; Great weekend much? 5 for the SWEEP to go to 31.
Snottie; 2 to go to 18. Sucked in by the Domers.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 10 Results

BRFL Week 10 Results:

DTrain keeps rolling: ND over Wake Forest 48-37. Move up to the AP #3. CFP contention. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 2 for the move up. DHole rocks 41 points in the #1 BRFL spot. Show down in Miami looms.

The PuppetMaster; Miami dumps Va. Tech 28 - 10 and puts another blight on the SkHankenfleuger's season. Miami moves up 2 in the Almighty AP and could start thinking CFP if they down the Domers. 4 point weekend with the win  and the no drop. SockPuppet. Smiley Face.  27 BRFL points.

SkHankenfleugel: VTech goes down to the 'Canes. Severely punished by the AP, drop to #17. Minus 4 on the weekend. You also have 19. Back with the Liberace hitting him in the seat.

Snottie: Wisco with the 45-17 pasting of Indiana. You were thinking of a nice move up weren't you? NOT SO FAST, MY FRIEND. The AP has other ideas for you. Seems they have noticed your "strength of schedule" so they dock you two for pushing around lowly Indiana. 1 for the win, minus 2 on the dump, minus 1 on the weekend. Wisco is #6 and Snottie has 18 BRFL.

Wait. What?! ClemboSlice is in the #4 position in the BRFL with 15 points? It's true. Wash U thumps Oregon 38-3 and gets a 4 point boost from the AP into the top 10 again at #9. 5 point weekend. If  only he were paying attention think how great he would feel. ClemBo has never seen #4 before.

McLovin. Alabama continues to cruise through a laughable schedule. This week it's rudderless LSU that gets the treatment, "only" losing 24-10. Another cheesy 2 point weekend for McCheese and now he is up to 14 in the BRFL.

Kitten: USF 37-20 over Connecticut and somehow that impresses the hell out of the AP. It's DIDDLE, DIDDLE, DIDDLE time for the Kitten, which is 5, plus he lands at #22, 3 more, and 1 for the win. 9 point weekend. #22 AP, 10 points BRFL.

BroFro; Boise State lays the wood to the Lobos, 41-14 over Nevada. One point weekend. Unranked but with 7 in the BRFL.
RandenSchtanken; Utah 48-17 over poor hapless UCLA. One point. Spooning with BroFro at 7 in the BRFL.

SeannieG.:True story: Meechy State linebacker Chris Frey was covering SuckOne Barkley this weekend on a random play when Barkley told him that Ohio State was losing big to Iowa. "We're playing for a Championship right now", said SuckOne. Then promptly got dumped by Sparty on a last second FG, PSU losing 27-24. The AP gets the sharp knife out. Penn State tumbles 9 spots to #16 AP. Seannie with 4 points in the BRFL.

Timmy! Meechy clobbers Minnesota 33-10 and takes home the Little Brown Jug. At home. Somehow, some way the AP thinks this is noteworthy and DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! all the way home for the Bonnenflaufer. Lands at #21 AP, that's 4. 5 for the DIDDLE. 1 for the win. Ten. Point. Weekend. Erases a nasty deficit and Teeba has 1 BRFL point.

Bridgenfraulein The Troymen 49, Arizona 35. Rich Rod disappoints but USC has a big weekend. AP shows love with a move up 2 to #15, 2 more for the win and no drop. 4 pointer and KillerBee racks up 1 point net in the BRFL. Out of the darkness.

The Commissioner: Iowa hangs 55 on Ohio State. 55-24 in Kinnick Stadium. Total destruction. Right now Ohio State can make anybody look good. AP merciless. Drops the Bucks 8 to number 11 AP. Wipes out BoSuke's hard earned gains. Zero in the BRFL and Meechy State up next. BoSuke on suicide watch,

Dino's reaction when he heard the spread was - 16 TOSU

Q: KSU downs Texas Tech 42-35. A win is a win. One point. You have minus 3 BRFL.

Chipenhausen. Stanford continues its losing ways and drops one to much-hated Washington State, 24-21. The pain is extreme. The AP delivers the REAM. A tumble from 18, that's minus 7. A heartless REAMING that's minus 5 more. Negative 12 on the weekend. You now have minus 6.

KBron: It's interim coach time in Gainesville and the losses keep coming. This time carved up by Missouri 45-16. What would it be like to have an offense? What would it be like to have hope? To not  know you were going to lose as soon as the other team crests the 20 point mark? Sadness is your lot. Stay at minus 8. Practice mindfulness.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life