BRFL Week 14 Results, Conference Championships

Dwayne Wade locker room interview. LeBron watching Ohio State game.

This is how it went;

DPo; Bye week. The AP Gods smile. One for the no drop, one for the move up to #14 AP. 2 on the weekend, back in the lead at 33 BRFL. Draws LSU in the Citrus Bowl to finish 'r out.

SockPuppet; Carpet bombed by hated Clemson, 38-3. A costly loss. Drops 4 to go to #11 AP and 27 BRFL. Worse, he won't be able to play for that CFP Sugar. Of note, said Sugar is 7 points for a semi-final win and 12 for winning the cheese. Note, no drop and move up points are limited to only those weeks when new AP polls come out. Therefore it is unlikely there will be any more no drops or move ups until the end of the season.

Snottie; Say hello to the Ohio State defense. 28-21 the Badgers go down in Indianapolis despite Ohio State trying to give it away in the second half. AP drops the Wisonsinites to #6 and that's minus 3 on the weeknd. Snottie/Liberace love knot unbreakable as he logs 24 BRFL points thus far. Faces Miami in the Orange Bowl for the finale.

Brigdenfraulein; Extreme comeback. The Troymen down Stanford 31-28 to win the PAC-12. That's a conference championship win and that pays 5 points (see rule book), plus the no drop, plus the AP move up to #8. 9 point weekend puts Killer Bee at 19 BRFL. The bad news? You play Ohio State in the Cotton Bowl to finish your season and we are seriously pissed.

BroFro; This year's yo-yo participant. Just when you think his system doesn't work he clubs Fresno in the Mountain West Champs game 17-14. 5 for the win and, I'll be damned it's DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! all over again, 5 more. 10 on the weekend. AP has the Bro' at #25 and the BRFL has him at 19.
Draws Oregon in the Las Vegas Bowl. Winnable much?

Seannie G; PSU, no game. Stays at #9 AP. 1 for the no drop. New total 18 BRFL. Versus ClemboSlice and Wash U in the Fiesta Bowl.

SkHankenfranzen; VTech no game. Stays at AP #22. 1 for the no drop. 18 new BRFL total. Draws Oklahoma State in something called, embarrassingly, the Camping World Bowl.

Jimbosuke; 28-21 over the Badgers in the BiG Championship game. Needing blow out wins over Meechy and Wisco to blot out the stain of That Night In Iowa City the Bucks come up short. After jumping out to a nice lead over Whisky they shot themselves in the foot a few times and needed this game-snuffing pick by Damon Webb to seal the win...

Still, a big weekend for the 'Suke. 5 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 3 for the AP move up to #5. That's a 9 pointer and puts the Commissioner at 18 with USC in the Cotton Bowl up next.

ClemboSlice; Wash U, no game. Happy Face Clem as the AP gives him a 1 point move up to #12 and with the no drop he has a nice 2 point boost for not playing and lands at 17 in the BRFL. Got Asshole James Franklin and PSU in the Fiesta Bowl.

McLovin; Whiny ass Nick Saban practically gets down and blows the whole CFP selection committee and, surprise, it works. Bama is in, even though they got rolled by Auburn and didn't win their conference. Guess that Mercer game must have done worn those boys out. No prob. On to the CFP. The bad news? You play Clemson first. Disgracefully, Bama is moved up to #4 (after a weekend in the hot tub) and McLovin gets 2 on the weekend to go to 16 BRFL points.

CCS; Stanford falls to USC, 17-14. AP drops them 1 to #15. Minus 1 on the weekend. Still, 14 in the BRFL is a long way from where the ChyeahCS was a month or so ago. Draws a tough one, TCU, in the bowl finale.

Kitten: no game. Stay at #23 in the AP. A no drop point from the BRFL puts you at 12. Versus Texas Tech in the Birmingham Bowl.

Randing: Utah with no game. Stay at 8 BRFL points. Against West Virginia in the Zaxby's Heart of Dallas Bowl, whatever the hell that is.

Still in Negative World:

Q: Kansas State has no game. Still unranked. Minus 1 BRFL. Draws UCLA in the Cactus Bowl. A chance to finish in positive territory.

Timmy! Meechy with no game. Still at minus 6. Plays South Carolina (Gamecocks) in Tampa in the Outback Steakhouse Bowl.

KBron; No game. Still minus 7 in the BRFL. Florida is not going to a bowl. Take solace; it can't get any worse for you. Seek forgiveness for past sins that brought you to this low, low point in your football life. Repent.

Finally, this...

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life