GG Return of the Bowls, First Results.

How pissed are you when the bowl game starts and the cameraman focuses on a team's star player, the team you picked, and he's in street clothes "preserving his draft stock". Looking at you, Royce Freeman, Oregon RB.

Troy tombstones North Texas State, 50-30
Georgia State upsets Western Kentucky U, 27-17
Boise State dominates Oregon, 38-28

Troy, Georgia State, Boise State.

First group.

Seannie shut down for a zero. 37.
Randude grabs 2 to go to 30
BroFro with 2 to get 45.
BoSuke with 1 to go to 52.
DPo with 1 to go to 42.
Bridgenfrau with 2 to go to 44.
CCS with 2 to go to 41.
McLovin with naught to stay at 26.
KBron with the SWEEP to move up to 36
Sock with 1 for 49
Snottie gets 1 to go to 30

Marshall edges Colorado State, 31-28
Middle Tennessee drops Arkansas State, 35-30
FAU 50, Akron Zips 3. Lane Kiffin total domination.

Marshall, Middle Tennessee, FAU.

Second group.

Seannie SWEEPS to go to 42
Randy gets 1 to move to 31
BroFro with 1 to 46
BoSuke with 1 to 53.
DPo with 1 to 43.
Bridgenfreak with 2 to make it 46.
CCS with 1 to go to 42.
McLovin with the usual shitty performance, 1 to go to 27.
KBron grabs 2 to step to 38.
SockPuppet gets 1 to go to 50.
Snottie with 1 to get 31.

If it wasn't for FAU there would have been a lot of goose-eggs.

Louisiana Tech all over SMU, 51-10. Pony. It's what's for dinner.
Temple dominates FIU, 28 -3.
Ohio Bobcats with the blow out of UAB, 41-6.

Louisiana Tech, Temple, Ohio.

Third group.

Seannie G with 2 to rise to 44.
Randelicious with the power SWEEP, 5 to go to 36.
BroFro with 2 to go to 48.
BoSuke with the sweet SWEEP to balloon to 58.
DPo nails the SWEEP to move up to 48.
Bridgenetics with 1 to 47.
CCS, say hello to the SWEEP and 5 to go to 47.
McLovin, trying to shake it up, gets shanked, 1 to go to 28. So pathetic.
KBron only 1 to go to 39
SockPuppet with 1 to move to 51.
Snottie with 2 to land at 33.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.