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Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Heismaniac 2.0 - The Feasting



Ballots Due November 4

Read the rules below, especially #6. Not sure why I bother mentioning it since you jackwagons are going to fuck it up anyway. Pick 3 dudes, 3 positions, 3 conferences. Your conference pick does not need to match your player's conference, you dig? Example: We are all picking Fournette as #1, but I'm hedging my bet and saying First Place: Fournette, RB, Big 10. See what I did there? Yeah, blew your minds. Fournette is in the SEC but just in case he doesn't win, I picked a different conference and maybe I pick up some points for doing that. Maybe not. I can do the same thing with the position. It's called strategery, you dopes. 


Your Heismaniac 2.0: The Desolation Ballot Form:

5pts
10pts
20 pts


Conference
Position
Player

First
B1G
RB
Elliott
x3
Second
SEC
QB
Prescott
x2
Third
SEC
RB
Fournette
x1






Rules
#1. Pick the Conference the Heisman winner, runner up and third place dude come from.
Points: Picking the conference spot correctly gets you 5 points for third place, double points for second, triple points for first.
Example: I picked the Heisman winner comes from the B1G conference. If
he does, I get 15 points (5 for getting the conference and triple points for first place= 15 points).
Say I wiff on the first and second place finishers but the 3rd place winner is from
the SEC (even if it isn't Fournette). I get 5 pts x1 (for third place).

#2 Pick the Position of the winner/finalists
Same dillio. Maybe you only get the QB in 2nd place. 20 points.

#3 Pick the Playa. Get the winner right, 60 points!

#4. Most points wins. You can get player wrong and still get points for the position
or conference.
#5. Assuming 10 participants, payout is $60, $30, $10.
#6. As with all BRFL functions, an overriding concern is when you douches get "cute". We need to prevent your attempts at block voting, i.e. filling your ballot with all the same guy, same position
and same conference. Each "player" spot must be a different name; no conference can appear more than twice on your ballot and no more than two of the same positions can appear on your ballot.

14 comments:

  1. I'll be the first:
    conference position points


    1. SEC RB Boykin, T

    2. Big 12 QB Fournette, L

    3. B1G RB Elliott, E

    Jimbosuke,
    Commissioner for Life

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  2. broPaul 1--sec,rb fournette;2-big 12,qb boykin; 3-acc,rb cook

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  3. 1. SEC, RB, Foutnette
    2. Big 12, QB, Boykin
    3. Pac 12, RB, McCaffrey

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  4. McLuvin....
    1. SEC, RB, Boykin
    2. Big 12, QB, Fournette
    3. Big Ten, QB, McCaffrey

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  5. 1. SEC, RB, Fournette
    2. Big 12, QB, Boykin
    3. Big 10, RB, Elliott
    ccs

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  6. Here's to the "Lets make this even more fucked up and stupid" Heismaniac contest.

    1. SEC RB 4net
    2 SEC RB Henry
    3. Pak 12 RB McCaffrey

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    Replies
    1. "We so often mock that which we cannot fully understand"
      - Sophocles

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    2. Can't have 3 of the same position... Making 3rd choice a non-position. Reading is fundamental, turd.

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    3. this was hsr, stool samples

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  7. 1. SEC, RB, Fournette
    2. BIG 12, WR, Boykin
    3. BIG 12, QB, Coleman

    Sock

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  8. Only bitterness this strong could be from the bile of a Ryan. My guess is the dopey looking one.

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  9. 1. SEC RB Fournette
    2. Big 12 WR Coleman
    3. Big 10 RB Elliott

    Q

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