Ballots Due November 4
Read the rules below, especially #6. Not sure why I bother mentioning it since you jackwagons are going to fuck it up anyway. Pick 3 dudes, 3 positions, 3 conferences. Your conference pick does not need to match your player's conference, you dig? Example: We are all picking Fournette as #1, but I'm hedging my bet and saying First Place: Fournette, RB, Big 10. See what I did there? Yeah, blew your minds. Fournette is in the SEC but just in case he doesn't win, I picked a different conference and maybe I pick up some points for doing that. Maybe not. I can do the same thing with the position. It's called strategery, you dopes.
Your Heismaniac 2.0: The Desolation Ballot Form:
5pts
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10pts
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20 pts
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Conference
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Position
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Player
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First
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B1G
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RB
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Elliott
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x3
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Second
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SEC
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QB
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Prescott
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x2
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Third
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SEC
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RB
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Fournette
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x1
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Rules
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#1. Pick the Conference the Heisman winner, runner up and third place dude come from.
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Points: Picking the conference spot correctly gets you 5 points for third place, double points for second, triple points for first.
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Example: I picked the Heisman winner comes from the B1G conference. If
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he does, I get 15 points (5 for getting the conference and triple points for first place= 15 points).
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Say I wiff on the first and second place finishers but the 3rd place winner is from
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the SEC (even if it isn't Fournette). I get 5 pts x1 (for third place).
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#2 Pick the Position of the winner/finalists
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Same dillio. Maybe you only get the QB in 2nd place. 20 points.
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#3 Pick the Playa. Get the winner right, 60 points!
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#4. Most points wins. You can get player wrong and still get points for the position
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or conference.
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#5. Assuming 10 participants, payout is $60, $30, $10.
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#6. As with all BRFL functions, an overriding concern is when you douches get "cute". We need to prevent your attempts at block voting, i.e. filling your ballot with all the same guy, same position
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and same conference. Each "player" spot must be a different name; no conference can appear more than twice on your ballot and no more than two of the same positions can appear on your ballot.
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The Master at his work. Impressive.
ReplyDeleteI'll be the first:
ReplyDeleteconference position points
1. SEC RB Boykin, T
2. Big 12 QB Fournette, L
3. B1G RB Elliott, E
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
broPaul 1--sec,rb fournette;2-big 12,qb boykin; 3-acc,rb cook
ReplyDelete1. SEC, RB, Foutnette
ReplyDelete2. Big 12, QB, Boykin
3. Pac 12, RB, McCaffrey
McLuvin....
ReplyDelete1. SEC, RB, Boykin
2. Big 12, QB, Fournette
3. Big Ten, QB, McCaffrey
1. SEC, RB, Fournette
ReplyDelete2. Big 12, QB, Boykin
3. Big 10, RB, Elliott
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Here's to the "Lets make this even more fucked up and stupid" Heismaniac contest.
ReplyDelete1. SEC RB 4net
2 SEC RB Henry
3. Pak 12 RB McCaffrey
Who are you?
Delete"We so often mock that which we cannot fully understand"
Delete- Sophocles
Can't have 3 of the same position... Making 3rd choice a non-position. Reading is fundamental, turd.
Deletethis was hsr, stool samples
Delete1. SEC, RB, Fournette
ReplyDelete2. BIG 12, WR, Boykin
3. BIG 12, QB, Coleman
Sock
Only bitterness this strong could be from the bile of a Ryan. My guess is the dopey looking one.
ReplyDelete1. SEC RB Fournette
ReplyDelete2. Big 12 WR Coleman
3. Big 10 RB Elliott
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