BRFL Week 7 results

Q: Still the LEADER but Derrick Henry opens a can on TAM and you take a minus 6 tumble in the loss to Bama. Sitting pretty at 24.

Henry. This fucker picks either LSU or Stanford every year. This year it would have worked out either way. Stanford beats the shit out of UCLA, effectively ending their season. SkHank adds 7 with a climb of 5 in the polls. Unbelievably, he is #2 with 20.

Snottie. Escapes with a cheesy win. AP says, "You're an asshole" and docks him one. 17. Justified in keeping Liberace hostage this year? I don't think so. Low rent move. Repent, Sinner.

SockPocket. Many have questioned the TOSU pick. But.,,,who knows? On Saturday night they looked like a team that was actually getting their shit together. Sock reaches 9.

Teebass The Domer, has an erection lasting more than 4 hours as his Irish vanquish a gifted but reeling USC squad. I hope you're proud of yourself. 8.

Seannie Graham lovin' Little Brother. Too much has been said about this epic already. Just another illustration of why you never bet against SeaScum. 7 for the Scummer and MooU.

McLuvin' is getting moist pantaloons as TCU is maybe not so great after all. Ekes out a win over power house Iowa State and the AP punishes. You are down to 4, Tumbleena.

Jimbosuke. Ole Miss. Here's some shit I'll never understand. I've seen coaches do this dumb-ass move a bunch of times. (Most recently the once-thought-of-as-human Hugh Freeze). You have a dominant defensive player that your whole FUCKING defence is built around and so what do you do? You listen to this AssMunch when he asks for "touches" at tailback in the red zone. Oh, sure, you have one of the best receiving corps in the country and a QB who apparently doesn't feel pain. But, just for fun, let's give it to the Big Guy, get him a nice concussion so he's out of the game and then watch Memphis gash us up the middle, outside, deep and sideways for the rest of the game. What fun! And let's listen to our dumb shit QB when he tells us to go for it on 4th and one after Memphis has stuffed the ball up our ass for three plays in a row. Goodie.
Fuck you, Hugh Freeze. Commissioner hammered with minus 11, somehow dodges the REAM, sits at a lowly 3. Texas A&M this week.

DPo, in anguish over Meechy special teams meltdown, barely notices another VT loss. 3.

Louisville. Ass-beat by FSU. BroFro. 2.

Chip n' Cock: Boise flames out. Crushed by Utah State. Drops into Reamland. 4 for the drop, 5 for the REAM. You land at Zero.

RanTouchie: Best week you've had. a bye week. Naught. Stay at minus 9. Auburn this week.

Killer Bee; Without Nick Chubb your offence manages 3 field goals on the day. Sony Michel is not Nick Chubb. Still, good enough to beat a horrible Missouri club. You're now only minus 14.

Clem. Dead last. USC. Who knew that Sarko was drunk all the time? I thought he was just tired. Interim head coach can't handle the Domers. But, hey, on the bright side, you can't punish a guy who is at minus 15.

Jimbosuke
Commissioner for Life.