BRFL Week 8 Results

Week 8:

Now it's getting crazy:

Stanford. Henry. New LEADER. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 2 for the move up. Holy Shit, he has 24. I can't believe it either.

Snottie: Second place. 5 on the week. 20.

Tie for the Liberace; Sock Puppet and Teeblations locked in a battle for 3rd: 11 apiece.

The Commish: Storming back with a pasting of the Aggies. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +5 on the move up. This is why it was so key that I didn't get the ream on the Memphis loss. This week, I'm back in double figures with 10. Love me.

Seannie: Also 10 as Meechy State adds ones across the board. Win. No drop. Move up.

Q: How brief the Glory. Sickening plunge from #15 to off the board. Minus ten on the drop and then...and then....REAM. Minus 5 more. From 24 to 9 and the rest of the season does not look promising. You, my friend, are seeing Hopelessness from the inside out. Enjoy.

McLuvin: Warty Toads not working out for you. Drop one, the weekend is a wash. Naught. You still have 4. Like that's a big deal. When will you get your shit together?

Tie for 7th place. BroFro with the Lville win (3 total), Dpoon with another VT loss (3 total). ScarFace letting you down. Team sucks. Face it.

Somebody has 1. It's Chip n' Dip and the Boise State Broncos. Almost like you were on another planet. In another galaxy. Or something.

Randoogle finally gets a win. Razorbacks leap to minus 8. Burt Bielema is still your coach. Doomsday Scenario. Stock up on tuna and dried fruit. Hoard toilet paper.

Tie for last: Killer Bee with a bye week, remains at minus 14. USC gets a win and rises to minus 14.
Killer I feel sorry for. ClemDouche, not so much.

Yours sincerely,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life