BRFL Week 5:
Texas A&M takes Mississippi State out behind the woodshed. Dak is dead. Q is transcendent. Is this the season of Redmeption? Q is Woman. Hear her roar. 5 point jump in the AP. 29. Total. Domination.
Hank. The Cardinal makes quick work of 'Zona. 2 point jump. Take 11 down to the corner store, Bitch.
DPo. Horrible pick. VTech with the douche to Pittsburgh. Naught, naught, naught. +2.
CCS. Boise Blue Smurf Broncos. Dump Hawaii. Get a DIIIIIDDDDLLLLE! (Why). 6 point weekend. Positive territory. +3.
Clem. Bye week. You get the no drop point, Blasphemer. -2.
SockPuppet. TOSU downs the Hoosiers. Stay on top. +5.
BroFro. Louisville offs NCState. Add one. +2.
Killer Bee. Disaster strikes. Satan is not dead. Georgia flops at home, between the hedges, and it's power dive time for you, My Friend. Minus 11. Your new home is -4 and it's getting ugly. This is a Mark Richt team, after all.
Teeblations. It was fun while it lasted. Clemson pulls the butt-plug out of the Domers and you free fall 9 in the AP. Say hello to ZERO, My Good Man.
SeaScum. Sparty survives powerhouse Purdue and the AP
McLovin'. TCU ass-hammers a shitty team which just so happens to be called the Texas Longhorns. Again, AP overdoes it and gives you 2 for the equivalent of putting on your shoes. +4, UnDeserver.
Randoo. You finally find someone you can beat. Tennessee. Congratulations. -9.
Jimbosuke. Smote by the hand of Odin. Smoked in the Swamp by resurgent Florida. Minus 11 on the down escalator from the AP. Clinging to +11 but now I'm....just another Douche. Hate. Life.
Snottie. Two people picked Clemson over ND in GG. McLovin' and Snottie. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 6 for the move up.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
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