GG Dawn of the Bowls, Chapter 2

Okay.
Made a mistake right out of the gate. Alcorn State is in a bowl game. The very first one. But, to make it easy, let's include them in this card. All these 6 games are on Friday.

Alcorn State v North Carolina A&T
Atlanta

San Jose State v Georgia State
Orlando

Arkansas State v Louisianna Tech
New Orleans

1 for the win, 5 for the sweep.

Jimbosuke

Chip, since you already voted for Alcorn State you need to go back and change your first pick. That game is Ohio U Bobcats v Appalachian State in Montgomery, Alabama. Same for you Randude.

GG Dawn of the Bowls.

GG Bowl Season gets under way December 19th.

Ohio U v Appalachian State
Las Vegas

Arizona (Wildcats) v. New Mexico (Lobos)
in Albuquerque

BYU v Utah
in Las Vegas

1 for the win, 5 for the sweep.

Jimbosuke

My bad on the Alcorn State thing. Not one of our bowls. Randy, change your pick.

GG Week 15 Results. Army/Navy.

Army Navy week GG Results.

Pretty simple. Everybody stayed the same except Me, Me, Me and I picked up 3 to 34.

Q: 28
DPo: 32 I see you in my rear view mirror, Dog.
CCS: 46 LEADER.

SockPuppet: 41
BroFo: 45
Killer Bee: 22

Teebs: Zip.
SeaScum: 37. I think you hear me knockin', Barnacle Bill. Oh yeah.
McLuvin': 31. See my tail lights, Bitch?

RandNoodle: 28
Jimbosuke: 3 to go to 34. Bring me my grog, Serving Wenches!
Snott: 41.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 15, Army Navy Game

Tell you what we're going to do here, in GG Week 15.

Army is 2 and 9, though they are not losing games by wide margins.
Navy is 9 and 2 and ranked in the AP.
The game is in Annapolis.
Navy is a three touchdown plus favorite.

You pick the upset, Army wins, you get 5.
You pick Army and they lose by less than 7, you get 3.
You pick Army and they lose by less than 14, you get 2.
You pick Army and they lose by less than 21, you get 1.

You pick Navy and they win by 21 plus, you get 5,
by 14 plus you get 3.
by 7 plus you get 2.


You have to pick one of the point spread options. You can't just say, "Navy".
You have to say, for example, "Navy, by 14 plus."

That's how we're rolling this week.

Jimbosuke

Heismaniac 2.0 The Feasting - A Prelude

Invites to the vaunted gathering of past and future women-beaters club were announced this week and despite having more than half the season to show your pigskin prognostication prowess, the invites prove y'all don't know dickus. Three dudes. That's it. Just pick three dudes who are the best players in college game. Easy as getting anal raped in a supermax prison.

Eight of you stopped playing with your wieners long enough to send in picks. Five out of eight of you dickholes got them all wrong.  Me and McLuvin' still got one out of the three, and some total nancy boy who did not identify themselves got two right. My guess it is one of the Ryan boys. Probably the goofy looking one. But I could be wrong. They both look goofy.

But big points are still to be had. As you recall, points are available for player, conference and position. Those of you who listed position as "69", grow up. You guys are like 60 years old. It wasn't funny when my mom explained it to me; it isn't funny now. Of the 9 possible scoring boxes on the grid, "Anonymous" still has 8 possible scoring opportunities. On the "You-couldn't-have-done-worse-if-you-let-a-feces-whipping-monkey-or-Sean-make-your-pick" side, Q only has 3 boxes remaining, Jimbotron has but 4. 

Kudos to me for creating this steaming pile of awesome. I don't even care you shitstains soiled the bed on this.

BRFL Conference Championships Results :The Revision

Conference Championships Week:

(Apologies: The original post was based on Week 12 results. Thanks to McWanker and Chip n' Sniff for the correction)

Stanford. The Cardinal absolutely guts USC, 41-22. Christian McCaffrey is SkHank's new best friend.
Harken unto Me, Earthlings: In August The Commissioner issued the revised BRFL living document at the dawn of this, our tenth season. It made conference championship games worth 5. Did anybody read this document? Doubtful.
5 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Move up 2. 8 point weekend. 40 glorious points. Yet no one else lost to help your cause. You are not going to the CFP. Console yourself. At least, for now, you are the BRFL LEADER.

Clemson 45- North Carolina 37. Snott makes a strong move. Dumbo squares off against Stoopshit this week. CFP game is worth 7.
This week, 5 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 6 point weekend. 38 total.

Meechy State out Man-Balls Iowa 16-13 and takes the cheese. Next up, Alabama.
5 for the in, 1 or the no drop. 2 for the move up. 8 pointer. 27 for SeanPuffyG. Liberace pillow-talk time.

Notre Dame. 1 for the no drop. Independents don't have conference championships. 20. Chips. Salsa. Mexican Hat Dance. Men of the Scarlet and Gray beating you into submission. Fiesta Bowl fun.

Ole Miss. No game. 1 for the no drop. 20. Jimbosuke feeling a little like he got away with one this year. And feeling good about himself.

Texas A&M. Nothin'. 13 total for the Dancing Queen.

THE Ohio State University. AP drops hate on their asses. Drop 1. 12 total. Dicked on the Rose Bowl. Fucking asshole Kirk Ferentz goes to Pasedena. There is no God. Sock Puppet silent scream. Totally understandable.

Louisville. Naught. 7 on the regular season. BroFro despair. Could have been worse.

VTech. Naughty-naught. 6 total. DPo self loathing reaches all time high.

Boise State. Naught points. Naught bowl. Can that be right? CCS suicide watch. 3 points.

TCU. McLuvin'. No game. No change. 1 for the no drop. You squat at +5. Froggies disappoint. I thought it was a good idea. That should have been your first warning.

Arkansas. Bert Bielema. Not to be trusted under any circumstances. Ever. Randy plops down with minus 4.

Killer Bee. Premier season ends with the Nick Chubb knee injury. Coach gets fired. Really, nowhere to go but up from here, Killer. Minus 10 your total.

And then there was USC. When have you ever seen a playoff team end up deep in negative territory and tied for last in the BRFL? Thor's Hammer feathers Clembo's bung. You got clobbered by Stanford (and your good friend SkHank) and the AP REAMED you. You drop from #24 to off the chart that's a minus 6 playoff weekend and a statement on how much the PAC 12 South sucked this year. Minus 10 is your total.
Your assets have been frozen. Contact your attorney.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 14 Results

GG results:

Crazy stat: sweeping was the rule, not the exception.

Q: Would have swept but took Iowa. Hell and  damnation. 3 to go to 28.
DPo. Went with NC. No sweep. 3 to go to 32.
CCS. Sweep. Still the LEADER. 46.

SockPuppet. Sweep. 7 to go to 41.
BroFro. Sweep. 7 to got to 45. Sniffing Chip's ass.
Killer Bee. Sweep. Her first ever. 7 to go to 22.

Teebs. Let's not talk about it.
SeaScum. Sweep to go to 37.
McLuvin'. Sweeps his way to 31.

Randingus. Iowa. 3 to go to 28.
Jimbosuke. Megadouche. Florida (Florida!?) AND North Carolina. 2 to go to 31.
Snottie. Sweep to go to 41.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 14: Conference Championships

 





All at neutral sites:

Alabama (#2) vs. Florida (#18) SEC championship.

USC (#24) vs. Stanford (#&) PAC-12 championship

Moo U (#5) vs. Iowa (#4) B1G championship

North Carolina U (#8) vs. Clemson (#1) ACC championship.

1 for the win, 7 for the sweep.

BRFL Week 13. Rivalry Week Results

                           
                                    

So. How did it go this weekend, Brothers and Sisters?

Stanford. The Cardinal. With 30 seconds they come from behind and, speaking of coming from behind, Snottie, you'd better watch your bung 'cause the Prankster had an 8 point weekend and tied you for the lead. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 6 for the move up. Total 32. Fear the Tree.

Clemson. 37-32 survival mode vs. nowhere-bound SowCow. Not so much unimpressive as kind of disturbing. Dabo Douchebag says there'll be a pizza party win or lose after the North Carolina game. That's a confidence builder. Fascinated by his cheesiness. 2 point weekend, still #1, 32 for you, Co-leader.

TCU. Lawd a'mighty, the Frogs get it right for a change. Dump a faltering Baylor squad and bag a 6 point weekend. 28-21 over the Bears and McLuvin' breaks on through to the other side. Positive territory. 4 points for McBroski.

Golden Domers. 38-36 in a heart breaker to Stanford. Had no idea ND was this good even though I've been shit slamming them all year. Not much of a drop. Minus 5. Teeblations at 19.

Georgia rolls GTech between the hedges 13-7. Sony Michell taking the reins from Nick Chubb and running all over everybody. Georgia AD shit-cans Mark Richt. 9 wins every season not enough. That's the SEC for you. Killer B keeps it real and works her way up to minus 10.

Ole Miss. 38-27 over Mississippi State and Dork Prescott. Chad Kelly en fuego and a 43 yard pick six doesn't hurt. Hotty Toddy! Got to love them Rebs. Jimbosuke on a natural high. 5 point weekend. 19 total for Mr. Beautiful.

Louisville drops an SEC team (sort of): 38-24 over Kentucky. Kentucky really would rather play basketball and it shows. 7 for BroFro.

Frank Beamer goes out with the "W" , 23-20 over the University of Vagina. 6 for DPo.

CCS rolls with a 40-23 mauling of lowly San Jose State. 1 point. Now you have 3.

What the fuck, ClemboSlice?! Yo-yo-ing like Q Woman once did. DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! Cross-town beat-down, 40-21 over UCLA. Nut punching the Bruins gets you 1 for the win, 1 for landing at 24. And 5 for the Diddle. 7 point weekend you have minus 4 but, HOLY SHIT, you are going to the conference championship game. I smell points.

Speaking of Q, Texas A&M is in the shit-house for sure. 19-7 you lose on the road to Crazy Les Miles allowing him to keep his job eating grass, wearing caps, saying odd things and just generally being Alabama's punching bag. Naught on the weekend. You have 13.

SeaDong. Moo U pours on the coal and hangs 55 on Penis State. OC gets the boot. Nittany's perpetually starting over. Tough shit for them. You have 18. Liberace couch snuggle continues.

THE Ohio State University runs rough-shod over Meechy in Ann Arbor. 42-13 the final. Mass exodus of TOSU players and coaches already giving me a pucker for next year. Sock Puppet picks up 4 for 13 total.

Randingus. Hogs malign horrible, hopeless, strike-prone Missouri, 28-3. Pick up a point. Minus 4.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 13: Results

GG Week 13: 4 sweeps.

Q, at least the Men of the Scarlet and Gray didn't let you down. 1. You go to 25.
DPo, in a bind, goes with Meechy, 3 out of 4. You go to 29.
CCS. Sweep. It's big. 7 to your 32. the LEADER at 39.

SockPuppet, Sweep. Crushes it, add 7, you have 34.
BroFro, Sweep. Slams it home for 38 total. 1 point away from glory.
Killer Bee, Cowboys are your weakness. 3 out of 4, 15 your total

Teebs, Done gone to hell in a hand basket. 11.
SeaScum, Meechy/ND blasphemy blows 7 point bonanaza. 2 for you, Devil. 30.
McLuvin', Ditto, VagiFem. 2 for you. Hang  your head in shame at 24.

RanDingle: Not your best day. Pick up one game go to 25.
Jimbosuke, dumb shit move on Okie State. 3 out of 4. Up to 29.
Snottie, Sweepin'. Kills it with 7 points. Add to his 27, cruising at 34.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

Michigan Hate Week: Saturday

"The false prophet and the beast were thrown alive into the lake of fire that burns with sulfur. And their armies were killed with the sword that came out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds ate the bodies until they were full."

Revelation 19, 20-21

Michigan Hate Week: Friday

NOTE: There was a mistake on the original GG listing:

             Notre Dame is AT Stanford. Home game for the Cardinal.

Jimbosuke

Michigan Hate Week: Thursday

Michigan Hate Week: Wednesday

"Now, brothers and sisters, we do not need to write you about times and dates. You know very well that the day the Lord comes again will be a surprise, like a thief that comes in the night. While people are saying, 'We have peace and we are safe,' they will be destroyed quickly. It is like pains that come quickly to a woman having a baby. Those people will not escape. But you, brothers and sisters, are not living in darkness, and so that day will not surprise you like a thief."

 - 1 Thessalonians 5, 1-4.

GG Week 13: Meechy Hate Week

GG Week 13: Rivalry Week

Oklahoma (#5) @ Oklahoma State (#9) Bedlam in Stillwater.

Ohio State (#8) @ Meechy (#12). Death or glory in Ann Arbor, Men of the Scarlet and Gray!

Ole Miss(#19) @ Mississippi State (#23).  Egg Bowl in Starkville.

Notre Dame (#4) @ Stanford (#13). Brian Kelley aneurysm.

1 for the win, 7 for the sweep.

Roll the dice, Brothers and Sisters

Jimbosuke
Commissioner for Life

* Note: Notre Dame is on the road vs. Stanford. I had this wrong. Thanks, BroFro.