GG Week Three Results

 

Texas Tech 28, Houston 26. A barn-burner in Lubbock. Houston comes within a hair of taking it to OT on the 2 point conversion attempt. Alas, no. Stoned at the 1 millimeter line. A lot of soiled football pants for Tech. Hankies and sponges for the Houston Cougars. Both teams looked good but now TTech owns the head to head. 

Louisville 41, SMU 31. This was a humdinger in Louisville, KY. Both squads ripped off filthy long runs from scrimmage; Kendrick Rafael for the Ponies and Keyjuan Brown (above) and Isaac Brown for the Cards. Lincoln Keinholz balls out (again) and you wonder if maybe Ohio State let one get away. Kevin Jennings returns to turn-over machine mode with two INTs and a fumble just before crossing the plane. 

Ole Miss 32, LSU 24. Ole Miss rolls out the Welcome Mat for Lane Kiffin, and the Rebs dump the Bayou Bengals in Oxford. Haven't seen the game. A lot of drama. Rebs thanking God for that Trinidad Chambliss 10th year of eligibility ruling. At 24 yrs old, he's just getting started. SEC is a dog-fight from here on out. 

Scores.

Q: GUTTERBALL. How brief the glory. 7.

Chiba: 1 to make 7.

DogTBH: 2 to reach 7. 

Lola: 2 and 2 is 4 total.

Ronde': 2 to make 3. Floundering.

DPo: picks up 2 to go to 8.

SockPuppet: 2 to make 3. Just, you know, not a great start.

SpecialK: 1 to make 5. Barely notices due to 24 hour erection after watching the Florida game.

$$uke: SWEEP! 5 to make 7 and this fucker is right back in it. 

Psycho: 2 adds to his 3 for total 5.

Teebs: 2 to make 5.

McLovin: 2 to equal 5 total.

Big Dom: 2 to join the SausageFest at 5.

Breaux Freaux: 2 to tie for first with 8.

We're movin' on.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life