Conference Championships Week:
(Apologies: The original post was based on Week 12 results. Thanks to McWanker and Chip n' Sniff for the correction)
Stanford. The Cardinal absolutely guts USC, 41-22. Christian McCaffrey is SkHank's new best friend.
Harken unto Me, Earthlings: In August The Commissioner issued the revised BRFL living document at the dawn of this, our tenth season. It made conference championship games worth 5. Did anybody read this document? Doubtful.
5 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Move up 2. 8 point weekend. 40 glorious points. Yet no one else lost to help your cause. You are not going to the CFP. Console yourself. At least, for now, you are the BRFL LEADER.
Clemson 45- North Carolina 37. Snott makes a strong move. Dumbo squares off against Stoopshit this week. CFP game is worth 7.
This week, 5 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 6 point weekend. 38 total.
Meechy State out Man-Balls Iowa 16-13 and takes the cheese. Next up, Alabama.
5 for the in, 1 or the no drop. 2 for the move up. 8 pointer. 27 for SeanPuffyG. Liberace pillow-talk time.
Notre Dame. 1 for the no drop. Independents don't have conference championships. 20. Chips. Salsa. Mexican Hat Dance. Men of the Scarlet and Gray beating you into submission. Fiesta Bowl fun.
Ole Miss. No game. 1 for the no drop. 20. Jimbosuke feeling a little like he got away with one this year. And feeling good about himself.
Texas A&M. Nothin'. 13 total for the Dancing Queen.
THE Ohio State University. AP drops hate on their asses. Drop 1. 12 total. Dicked on the Rose Bowl. Fucking asshole Kirk Ferentz goes to Pasedena. There is no God. Sock Puppet silent scream. Totally understandable.
Louisville. Naught. 7 on the regular season. BroFro despair. Could have been worse.
VTech. Naughty-naught. 6 total. DPo self loathing reaches all time high.
Boise State. Naught points. Naught bowl. Can that be right? CCS suicide watch. 3 points.
TCU. McLuvin'. No game. No change. 1 for the no drop. You squat at +5. Froggies disappoint. I thought it was a good idea. That should have been your first warning.
Arkansas. Bert Bielema. Not to be trusted under any circumstances. Ever. Randy plops down with minus 4.
Killer Bee. Premier season ends with the Nick Chubb knee injury. Coach gets fired. Really, nowhere to go but up from here, Killer. Minus 10 your total.
And then there was USC. When have you ever seen a playoff team end up deep in negative territory and tied for last in the BRFL? Thor's Hammer feathers Clembo's bung. You got clobbered by Stanford (and your good friend SkHank) and the AP REAMED you. You drop from #24 to off the chart that's a minus 6 playoff weekend and a statement on how much the PAC 12 South sucked this year. Minus 10 is your total.
Your assets have been frozen. Contact your attorney.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
Why don't nobody like me?
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