So. How did it go this weekend, Brothers and Sisters?
Stanford. The Cardinal. With 30 seconds they come from behind and, speaking of coming from behind, Snottie, you'd better watch your bung 'cause the Prankster had an 8 point weekend and tied you for the lead. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 6 for the move up. Total 32. Fear the Tree.
Clemson. 37-32 survival mode vs. nowhere-bound SowCow. Not so much unimpressive as kind of disturbing. Dabo Douchebag says there'll be a pizza party win or lose after the North Carolina game. That's a confidence builder. Fascinated by his cheesiness. 2 point weekend, still #1, 32 for you, Co-leader.
TCU. Lawd a'mighty, the Frogs get it right for a change. Dump a faltering Baylor squad and bag a 6 point weekend. 28-21 over the Bears and McLuvin' breaks on through to the other side. Positive territory. 4 points for McBroski.
Golden Domers. 38-36 in a heart breaker to Stanford. Had no idea ND was this good even though I've been shit slamming them all year. Not much of a drop. Minus 5. Teeblations at 19.
Georgia rolls GTech between the hedges 13-7. Sony Michell taking the reins from Nick Chubb and running all over everybody. Georgia AD shit-cans Mark Richt. 9 wins every season not enough. That's the SEC for you. Killer B keeps it real and works her way up to minus 10.
Ole Miss. 38-27 over Mississippi State and Dork Prescott. Chad Kelly en fuego and a 43 yard pick six doesn't hurt. Hotty Toddy! Got to love them Rebs. Jimbosuke on a natural high. 5 point weekend. 19 total for Mr. Beautiful.
Louisville drops an SEC team (sort of): 38-24 over Kentucky. Kentucky really would rather play basketball and it shows. 7 for BroFro.
Frank Beamer goes out with the "W" , 23-20 over the University of Vagina. 6 for DPo.
CCS rolls with a 40-23 mauling of lowly San Jose State. 1 point. Now you have 3.
What the fuck, ClemboSlice?! Yo-yo-ing like Q Woman once did. DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! Cross-town beat-down, 40-21 over UCLA. Nut punching the Bruins gets you 1 for the win, 1 for landing at 24. And 5 for the Diddle. 7 point weekend you have minus 4 but, HOLY SHIT, you are going to the conference championship game. I smell points.
Speaking of Q, Texas A&M is in the shit-house for sure. 19-7 you lose on the road to Crazy Les Miles allowing him to keep his job eating grass, wearing caps, saying odd things and just generally being Alabama's punching bag. Naught on the weekend. You have 13.
SeaDong. Moo U pours on the coal and hangs 55 on Penis State. OC gets the boot. Nittany's perpetually starting over. Tough shit for them. You have 18. Liberace couch snuggle continues.
THE Ohio State University runs rough-shod over Meechy in Ann Arbor. 42-13 the final. Mass exodus of TOSU players and coaches already giving me a pucker for next year. Sock Puppet picks up 4 for 13 total.
Randingus. Hogs malign horrible, hopeless, strike-prone Missouri, 28-3. Pick up a point. Minus 4.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
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