Invites to the vaunted gathering of past and future women-beaters club were announced this week and despite having more than half the season to show your pigskin prognostication prowess, the invites prove y'all don't know dickus. Three dudes. That's it. Just pick three dudes who are the best players in college game. Easy as getting anal raped in a supermax prison.
Eight of you stopped playing with your wieners long enough to send in picks. Five out of eight of you dickholes got them all wrong. Me and McLuvin' still got one out of the three, and some total nancy boy who did not identify themselves got two right. My guess it is one of the Ryan boys. Probably the goofy looking one. But I could be wrong. They both look goofy.
But big points are still to be had. As you recall, points are available for player, conference and position. Those of you who listed position as "69", grow up. You guys are like 60 years old. It wasn't funny when my mom explained it to me; it isn't funny now. Of the 9 possible scoring boxes on the grid, "Anonymous" still has 8 possible scoring opportunities. On the "You-couldn't-have-done-worse-if-you-let-a-feces-whipping-monkey-or-Sean-make-your-pick" side, Q only has 3 boxes remaining, Jimbotron has but 4.
Kudos to me for creating this steaming pile of awesome. I don't even care you shitstains soiled the bed on this.
I hate to be positive but I'm loving Heismaniac. The key was the timing: had to pull the trigger before the LSU v Bama game. LSU, and L 4net, go off a cliff, T Boykin gets hurt, Zeke spends a week in the hospital and doesn't get his touches v. Moo U. Christian McCaffrey? Who knew? Nice, DPong.
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