GG Week 3

 

GG Week 3.

It's Monday, September 11. 

Fast forward to Saturday, September 16th. It's the third week of the college football season (no, Fuckers, I am not counting that screwball 'week zero' thing). There has been next to nothing but murder for hire pay-day games on your TV guide screen all day and it's now almost noon and, if you're like me, you've been drinking for awhile. 

What to do?

The Commissioner for Life to the rescue with ... GG Week 3 Games:

Not today, Bitch.

Kansasa State (#15 AP) @ Missouri. DTBH pucker factor? 7 out of 10. Noon on the SECNetwork. Start with beer and something high carb but get some protein in there too. Put down a base. Meat lover's pizza?! Yessssss.

Syracuse @ Purdue. 7:30 on NBC. Keep it local. Keep it fresh. Maybe a snapping crisp crudite platter? "Honey, would you like to share some fresh veggies from the Farmer's Market with me? Maybe there's a 'Hallmark' on. Oh, wait, this is a REALLY good game." E for effort. And V for gettin' your veggie on. You're eating healthy. And you're switching to wine. Grapes are fruit.

Is that game boring as shit? Ch'yeah, maybe!?! But, again, the Commish is THERE 4 U. Pittsburgh @ West Virginia U. Rust Belt vs Retards! Who doesn't want to watch that game? 7:30 on ABC. 

Channel surf, Anyone? You're hitting the hard stuff by the second quarter and no one, NO ONE, is going to fault you because these games are lame as fuck and we all know it.

Is there anything in this god damned refrigerator I can even make a sandwich with or what?

I, personally, cannot fucking WAIT for this weekend. 

Roll the bones, My People!

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life