BRFL Week 4 Results

 The Commissioner is very busy. 

 So here is the down and dirty from Week 4.

Sock. Texas bullies Baylor 38 - 6 in Waco, or where ever. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. 16 on the year. Still the Leader.

Lola. Bye week. AP says, "fuck you" anyway and drops you minus 1. Minus ten on the season.

Breaux. WVU numb-skulls drop TTech 20 - 13. Shaping up as a horrible pick, BroFro. Naught. +1.

Timmy! Ohio State 17, ND 14. AP has a Domer Boner, only drops you 2. +9 on the year. Disgraceful.

Snottie. Oregon destroys Colorado 42 - 6 @ home. Ducks are legit. +14 on the season. Knock, knock, knock, SockPuppet. 

DPo. Wisco shit-cans Purdue on the road, 38 - 17 blow out. Badgermania. Minus 7.

ChibaStoned. Florida State hands Clemson the L, 31 - 24. It just keeps getting worse. God. Minus 21.

Q. USC 42 - 28, USC gets the dub on the road vs Arizona State. Big deal. The AP dropped your ass 3 for this 'win'. You have 0 (zero) on the season. Congrats.

McLovin. Ohio State 17, ND 14 in South Bend. It's just Ohio against a world full of retards. Minus 3.

$$uke. Wazzu 38, Beavers 35. Does Oregon State suck? Dunno?! Probably find out this week, Lesbians. +5.

KBron. Ole Miss loses to fucking Alabama, 24 - 10 in Tugmysausage. AP paddles your ass, KMan. You come to rest at +8.

DTBH. KSU 44 over UCF 31. UCF does not suck soooo, good job, Rimmer. Minus 9. 

Ronde'. Tulane 36 over 'Nicholls' 7, at home. Okay, like, what the fuck is 'Nicholls'? Did Tulane play a department store? I hate you so much. Minus 1 on the season, Nicholls Vanquisher. 

CCS. Oklahoma 20 over lowly Cincinnatti 6. BFD, ToolBelt. Insanely, the AP moves you up 2 for this cluster-fuck. You have +13 and I resent the hell out of you. Liberace.

We're not friends.

Fuck off.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life