GG Week 1 Results

 GG Week One. Let's fucking go. 

Utah 24, Florida 11. In Rice-Eccles Stadium, which is a tough place to play. Especially if your QB has a QBR of 30.4 at the end of the day. Sure, 1 TD, 333 yds but...1 INT. And, for Florida? 13 total yards on the ground. That just won't do. Utah? No Cam Rising, no problem. 5 sacks, 7 TFLs, 1 INT. 

By the way, no GGer has Utah this year. 

UNC 31, SowCow 17. In Chapel Hill. There was a lot of hype around South Carolina preseason. Cocks don't deliver. Mack Brown is probably on a three nap per day rotation. 

Florida State 45 over LSU 24. 31 unanswered points in the second half. Raise your hand if you think Brian Kelley is getting paid way too much. Bayou Bengals buggered in Orlando. Lola feels sadness. 

SockPuppet: 2

Lola: 2

BroFro; 2

Timmy!: 2

Snottie: 2

DPo: SWEEP! 5

Chiba: 2

Q: 2

McLovin: 1, picking up where he left off last year.

Jimbo$$uke: 2

KBron: 1, he's hurting.

Dog: 2

Ronde': SWEEP! 5. You hate to see it.

CCS: 1. Really?!

That's it for Week 1.

Lance Herbstrong,

Commissioner for Life