Search This Blog

Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Conference Championships Haiku Hate Contest


Conference Championships,
Haiku Hate Contest 2018.

And now what we've all been waiting for.
Haiku Hate. Three lines. 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.
Limit three entries per BRFLer.
Final entry date, December 7.
Let's get hatin'.

I'll get us started;

Satan and Dildo,
Ben Dor'n & Phil McCrackin.
Smells like bad nut sack

by Jimbosuke

31 comments:

  1. Fuck Alabama
    I hate them. I hate them all
    Fuck Alabama

    ReplyDelete
  2. I am Gonna win
    Roll on Mutha Fuckin' Tide
    Bring me victory

    ReplyDelete
  3. I don’t watch football
    Or care a wit
    But love winning this shit

    Rdiddy

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. This is not a haiku, Tool. It is 5,4,6 syllables. The format is 5, 7, 5. Get it together.

      Delete
  4. This from defending champion BroFro:

    "Woody Hayes was right
    Evanston's purple pussies
    Deserve urine stream"

    Personally, I like the hatefulness in this entry. Also the anatomical juxtaposition of pussies and urine.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Leader in the ClubHouse

      Delete
    2. Hard to argue with that. Again, BroFro with the signature non-sequitor move.

      Delete
  5. Ann Arbor fills Lake
    Erie with tears, Harbaugh's ass
    sucks raw buttermilk

    by Jimbosuke

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Ann Arbor fills Lake
      Erie with tears, Harbaugh's ass
      sucks sour buttermilk.

      This counts as one entry. Bitches.

      Jimbosuke

      Delete
  6. Alabama Rocks
    They will kill the bulldog team
    Roll Tide Victory

    ReplyDelete
  7. UCF is done
    Their mouths have run out of fun
    Bama is the One

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Okay, that's it for you. You've reached your 3 entry limit you sick, depraved head-case.

      Delete
    2. I took the brakes off, ToolBag. Unlimited entries. Knock yourself out, McButtHole.

      Delete
  8. BroFro Haiku dos

    Some folks hate Urban
    "He ignores spousal abuse"
    Who cares-he wins games

    ReplyDelete
  9. Booze and bitch-slaps call
    The cops broke hoochie skank Ur
    ban uber alles!

    ReplyDelete
  10. Disrespecting your
    shit. Urban banking cold cash.
    ha ha, bitch, food stamps.

    by Jimbosuke

    ReplyDelete
  11. Urban wants to go
    That team up North really blows
    No wins for Harbaugh

    ReplyDelete
  12. UCF is fake
    Pretended to win a chip
    Real life is a bitch

    ReplyDelete
  13. Bulldogs should be in
    The two loss did them dirty
    Tide be glad they gone

    ReplyDelete
  14. Tua got no Heis
    But the Sooners play them next
    That game shows the truth

    ReplyDelete
  15. LSU wil win
    UCF to the trash bin
    Fake ass team again

    ReplyDelete
  16. Cuse now has a chance
    Mountaineer QB no go
    NFL is next

    ReplyDelete
  17. Haskins Heisman snub
    Ohio against the world
    Rose Bowl win half Chub

    by Jimbosuke

    ReplyDelete