Conference Championships,
Haiku Hate Contest 2018.
And now what we've all been waiting for.
Haiku Hate. Three lines. 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.
Limit three entries per BRFLer.
Final entry date, December 7.
Let's get hatin'.
I'll get us started;
Satan and Dildo,
Ben Dor'n & Phil McCrackin.
Smells like bad nut sack
by Jimbosuke
Fuck Alabama
ReplyDeleteI hate them. I hate them all
Fuck Alabama
Has a nice rhythm to it.
DeleteI am Gonna win
ReplyDeleteRoll on Mutha Fuckin' Tide
Bring me victory
Why is "Gonna" capitalized, Doof?
DeleteI don’t watch football
ReplyDeleteOr care a wit
But love winning this shit
Rdiddy
This is not a haiku, Tool. It is 5,4,6 syllables. The format is 5, 7, 5. Get it together.
DeleteThis from defending champion BroFro:
ReplyDelete"Woody Hayes was right
Evanston's purple pussies
Deserve urine stream"
Personally, I like the hatefulness in this entry. Also the anatomical juxtaposition of pussies and urine.
Leader in the ClubHouse
DeleteHard to argue with that. Again, BroFro with the signature non-sequitor move.
DeleteAnn Arbor fills Lake
ReplyDeleteErie with tears, Harbaugh's ass
sucks raw buttermilk
by Jimbosuke
Ann Arbor fills Lake
DeleteErie with tears, Harbaugh's ass
sucks sour buttermilk.
This counts as one entry. Bitches.
Jimbosuke
Alabama Rocks
ReplyDeleteThey will kill the bulldog team
Roll Tide Victory
UCF is done
ReplyDeleteTheir mouths have run out of fun
Bama is the One
Okay, that's it for you. You've reached your 3 entry limit you sick, depraved head-case.
DeleteI took the brakes off, ToolBag. Unlimited entries. Knock yourself out, McButtHole.
DeleteBroFro Haiku dos
ReplyDeleteSome folks hate Urban
"He ignores spousal abuse"
Who cares-he wins games
Wonderful work.
DeleteBooze and bitch-slaps call
ReplyDeleteThe cops broke hoochie skank Ur
ban uber alles!
Disrespecting your
ReplyDeleteshit. Urban banking cold cash.
ha ha, bitch, food stamps.
by Jimbosuke
Urban wants to go
ReplyDeleteThat team up North really blows
No wins for Harbaugh
Needed some profanity here.
DeleteUCF is fake
ReplyDeletePretended to win a chip
Real life is a bitch
Hmm. An emerging talent maybe?
DeleteBulldogs should be in
ReplyDeleteThe two loss did them dirty
Tide be glad they gone
Keep chopping wood, McLovin.
DeleteTua got no Heis
ReplyDeleteBut the Sooners play them next
That game shows the truth
LSU wil win
ReplyDeleteUCF to the trash bin
Fake ass team again
"will"
Deletethat's a point off for poor proofreading
Outstanding
DeleteCuse now has a chance
ReplyDeleteMountaineer QB no go
NFL is next
Haskins Heisman snub
ReplyDeleteOhio against the world
Rose Bowl win half Chub
by Jimbosuke