BRFL Week 9 Results

It's REAM time in BRFL World.

BRFL Week 9 Results.

Randi; UCF with the BYE week. No drop and the AP grants a move up. Total 28. Top dawg.

Timmy the Bold; Meechy with the BYE week but we have to show this gif with the Maize and Blue runnngback porpoising in from the left after Meechy dispatches PSU. Nice. no drop. 23 total.
Fucking McLovin; Bama with the BYE week. The bye comes, by no coincidence, the week before they finally play someone who might give them a game. 1 for the no drop. Hands in Liberace's pantaloons. McLovin has 12 points.
CCS; Clemson with the 59 - 10 dismemberment of Jimbosuke's Seminoles. Remember when this used to be a huge game in the ACC? I don't either. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 11 total.

"I am getting the fuck out of here"

BroFro; TOSU with the BYE. The good news: 1 for the no drop and the AP mysteriously moves you up 3. 4 point weekend. Total 11. The bad news; efforts to reverse engineer another Nick Bosa out of a tuba player and some titanium parts in a basement lab off High Street failed miserably. And Urban Meyer has a big cyst pushing on his brain.
QTheWoman; Playing at home, a 15 - 44 annihilation by lowly Arizona. The losses are piling up. Disaster upon disaster. The AP notices. Minus 6 on the power dive down the Poll then the dreaded REAM as you are spit out into the dark, freezing void of outer space. Minus 11 on the weekend. 6 total on the season.
SockPuppet; Mississippi State U 28 - 16 over TAMU. Still scrappin'. Huge weekend. One for the win, lands at 21, that's 4 and it's DIDDLE, DIDDLE, DIDDLE for a ten point weekend and positive 6 on the season. Boom
DPo; Arizona clubs Oregon like a baby seal. Details above. Where the hell did this come from? The Wildcats looked like worl.d beaters. And all for one measly BRFL point. Total 4.
Snottie; 27-24 over Tennessee. Had to feel good. SowCow turning it around? A little late wouldn't you say? Terrible pick. You get one for the win. Total 4.

Kitten; 48 - 38, Boise State over Air Force. You get one for the win and that pulls you over the Red Line and up to zero on the season. Give thanks for the small things, Sinner.

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Jimbosuke. 59 -10 total program collapse. Willie Taggart era my ass. So screwed. Minus 7.

SkHank. Stanford edged 41 - 38 by red  hot Wash State. Drops one to the bottom then flops over into the abyss and takes the REAM, minus 5 more. Minus 8 on the season. 

SeannieG; Meechy State easily handles Purdue, 23-13. What does this say about TOSU's little trip to East Lansing in two weeks? Dino es en diablo! SeannieG climbs to minus 11.

Bridgturd. Wow. Washington is sucking big time. 10 - 12 loss on the road to Cal. Cal? After this season, UW is officially radioactive. The AP sure thinks so. Flying off a bridge minus 10 points to the bottom of the poll and then the REAM as the body hits the water, minus 5 more. Minus 14 on the weekend, minus 14 on the season. Bridget in PTSD counseling program. 

KBron; Wisconsin douches out on the road v Northwestern, 17 -31. You're so far down in Shitsville it really shouldn't have had much of an impact. But it did. Did it ever.You're dead. Minus 5 on the power plunge to the bottom of the AP and then hello, REAM, minus 5 more, and you are standing at a once unthinkable...

Minus 20.

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life