BRFL Week 10 Results

BRFL Week 10 Results.

Randi. A nail-biter for the Black Knights. 52 - 40 over Temple. I saw part of this game. So did the AP. They fuck you out of 2 points on the move down. Net one point weekend. 27 total. Still hold the lead.
Timmy the Bold. The Wolverines are having them a year. Merciless 42 -7 pummelling in the Big House. Abject misery for James Franklin. AP moves you up one. 3 point weekend. 26 total.

McLovin. Supposed to be a big game. 29 - 0, Alabama with the shutout of LSU in Tuscaloosa. 2 more points and you're up to 14 on the season.
CCS. Clemson makes it personal with Louisville. 77 - 16 the final. Bobby Petrino wishes he'd never heard of a Harley Davidson. Or that he was dead. 2 points for CCS moves you to 13 on the season.

Dwayne Haskins in the TOSU running game.

BroFro. Ohio State commits the usual dozen penalties and looks semi-retarded in a "win" over lostin-the-ozone Nebraska, 36 - 31 at home. At least they ran the ball. But what the fuck? This is coming off a bye week and it doesn't look like they fixed a whole lot. 2 point weekend and you're up to 13.

SockPuppet. 45 - 3 pasting of Louisiana Tech at home. Gettin' noticed by the AP on a weekly basis. This time it's a 3 point move up and a 5 point weekend to land you at 11.
QTheWoman. Oregon is not dead yet. Bounce back with a 42 - 21 dumping of UCLA. Sadly that only gives you one point for a total of 7. Better than the last few weeks. Give praise to the Commissioner  for Life and your luck may continue.
Snottie. 48 - 44 South Carolina steals one from Ole Miss at home. You pick up a point. Move up to 5 total.
DPo. Arizona over Colorado on the road, 42 -34. Remember when it looked like Colorado was good? What the hell happened?  Or maybe...Arizona is now good? Whatever. You pick up a point and you have 5.

Kitten. Boise bests BYU at home, 21 -16 and you get a much needed point. You have 1 total. Staying above the red line.

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Bridgshit. Lawdamighty! Playing at home Washington pulls out a 27 - 23 win over Stanford. I have no idea why the AP thought this was a big deal. But they did. 1 for the win. 5 more for landing at #20. And then the DIDDLE!DIDDLE!DIDDLE! adds 5 more. Eleven point weekend. You now stand at minus 3. And here I thought you were deader than a smelt.

SeannieG. What the hell is your problem? Ream one week, diddle the next. 24 - 3 on the road against hapless Maryland and somehow the AP attaches some significance to this. 1 for the win, 1 for landing at #24 and 5 more for the DIDDLE!DIDDLE!DIDDLE! 7 point bonanza. You're at minus 4, DoucheMaster.

Jimbosuke. Florida State on the road @ North Carolina State. Of course they get killed, 47 - 28. Zero on the weekend and this suck-ass state of affairs grinds on with the Commissioner at -7.
SkHank. 23 -27  loss on the road vs. Washington U. No more chances at redemption. Hell and damnation are your fate. Minus 8. So sucky.
KBro. Wisconsin lays the wood to lowly Rutgers at home. 31 -17 and that's the kind of shit win your team celebrates this season. God awful. Moves you up to minus 19. MINUS 19.What a nightmare.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.