BRFL Week 11 Results

BRFL Week 11 Results;

Where's the respect?

Randi; Navy at UCF. Knights put the wood to the Midshipmen, 35-24. Perfect season rolls on. No AP love. 2 point weekend. Total 29.

Timmy the Bold; Ho-hum hosing of Rutgers on the road. Michigan 42, Scarlet Knights 7. Milk flows in the streets of Ann Arbor. Teebs picks up 2 points. Total 28. Michigan threat level remains at 'severe'.

McLovin; Alabama lets the gas out of the Mississippi State bag in old Tuscaloosa town. Was there ever a team more hated? 24 - 0, the final. Total 16 points for the Evil One.

CCS; Clesmon at Boston College and it's not even close. 27 - 7 the score of this weeks ACC ritual sacrifice. CCS up to 15 total.

Is that Dwayne Haskins picking up yards after contact?
Of course there was a flag (illegal hands to the face on Ohio State)

BroYo; Ohio State handles Meechy State in East Lansing 26 - 6. Thumbs down from the AP who actually drop the Bucks one place. A game filled with fucked-upness. Meechy St. playing, basically, without a quarterback. Intentional snaps out of the end zone for a safety. Douchebag trick plays. And the usual ocean liner of penalties. BroFro with naught on the weekend and 13 on the season.

It's Kitten Time; I didn't give the fucking Broncos a chance in hell of winning this game. God damn it if they don't down Fresno State, 24 -17. Eat shit, coach Jeff Tedford. You sucked at Cal and you suck at Fresno. Get the hell out of California! Kitten picks up a win, lands in the AP at 23 for 2 more and then, hold on to your pussy, DIDDLE!DIDDLE!DIDDLE! for 5 more. 8 point weekend. Total 9.

Q; Boring in under punches. Drizzly rank poop rains down upon her, shit stains speckle her bodice. Her hair is caked with dung. Oregon goes on the road vs Utah and gets dumped 32 - 25. The dream is dying. Q whittled down to 7 total.

Snottie; Florida bests South Carolina 35 - 31. Are there Florida players still around from the Madman Muschamp era who could relish this ass-drilling in South Carolina? Hope so. A zero weekend for you. You have 5 total.

DPo; Wildcats with the Bye. Same as playing. Zero weekend. You still have 5.

SockPuppet; The lights go on. The lights go off. Lights on. Lights off. Bama lays the shutout on you and the AP takes a dim view. Minus 7 is your drop this week. You're in positive territory still with 4 total.

BridgturdFerguson; The Huskies take the day off. They do that a lot, but this week was a Bye. One of the best weekends they've had this entire season, quite frankly, as the AP says, "Ehhh, what the fuck, move them up 3 spots." Plus you get your no drop. 4 point weekend. Out of the darkness and into the light of positive territory. You now have 1.

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And thus into the netherworld of Negative Territory.

Jimbosuke; Florida Sate waxed in South Bend by the Golden Domers 42 to 13. How they managed to score 13 will forever remain a mystery. This is a Seminole team lost in the wasteland with no hope of redemption and The Commissioner for Life is lucky to have minus 7. This was an amazing asshole pick.

SkHank; And this is the unkindest cut of all; to be lumped in with this bastard. Stanford pulls one out of their collective ass and trounces Oregon State 48 - 17 in Palo Alto. It should be noted that the Oregon State Beavers are 2 and 8 and the absolute garbage of a garbage conference. Still, SkHank claws to minus 7.

SeannieG; A QB who should probably have had shoulder surgery a month ago. Another QB named Rocky with a pseudo-mullet. A bell-cow RB who is probably going to be redshirted. A 'punter controversy" between the third and fourth string punters. An offense so horribly putrid that they intentionally give up safeties because it's better than a blocked punt recovered for a TD. And then lose a fumble in the end zone for a TD anyway. This is Sparta. Ohio State 26, Meechy State 6. Seannie suffers his weekly AP whip-saw treatment, minus one for the trip out and then the REAM! minus 5 more. Minus 6 on the weekend. Stands at minus 10 total.

KBronieManWoman; Suck upon suck upon suck some more. In Happy Valley, once proud Wisconsin pushed around by Pennis State 22 - 10. Are the Badgers even bowl eligible? Is Paul Chryst a dead man walking? This is the classic Worst Case BRFL Scenario. So wrong it feels right. Stay at minus 19 for the zero  weekend.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life