BRFL Week 13 Results

BRFL Week 13 Results;

Randi; UCF dumps South Florida 38 - 10. AP moves you up one. Plus 2 makes it a 3 point weekend. You have 37. You are opening up an impressive lead and you have conference Championship Game against Boise this weekend. You are making shit happen. You are not particularly popular.

Run, Dwayne, run.

Timmy the Bold; Ohio State 62 - scUM 39. Definitely not your day, Teeblations. The AP takes it kind of easy on you, I thought. Dropped 4 in the poll. 26 total.

McLovin; Bama with an ass-whipping on the Plainsmen in the Iron Bowl, 52 - 21. Auburn coaches feeling the heat. 1 and 1 weekend again. You have broken into the next level: 20 total. Nobody likes you.

CCS: 56-35 clobbering of South Carolina. Was it ever close? Did anybody watch this game? Dabo still an incredible douchebag. You get 2 this weekend and step up to 19.

Shaun Wade kills men.

BroFro; Speed kills. The Men of the Scarlet and Gray 62, Meechy 39. The AP notices. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 4 for the move up and it's a 6 pointer on the weekend. You, too, have 19.

Kitten: Boise State snuffs Utah State 33 -24 to take their share of the conference. On to the conference champs game. Kitten Train rolls on. Plus 2 on the move up. 4 on the weekend. Total 17.

SockPuppet:  Egg Bowl brawl. Guess that's why they call it Rivalry Week. Mississippi State 35, Ole Miss 3 and shit happens. Like a plus 2 move up from the AP and a 4 point weekend for the PuppetMaster. 13 Total.

Bridgenfraulein; Miles Gaskin runs rough-shod in the snow and Washington shuts down Wazzu 28 - 15 to steal the Moustache's cheese and advance to the conference championship. Does the AP notice? Hell yeah. 6 point bump on the move up, 2 more, record 8 point weekend and you are at 12 for the season, KillerBee, with a chance for more cake on the table.

QTheWoman: Oregon punches Oregon State's ticket and it's beaver for dinner, 55 - 15 in Corvallis. Good for a point. Moves you up to a respectable 9 on the season. Never say die.

A man with no editor. 

 Snottie: South Carolina crushed by Clemson 56 - 35. You'll miss those Muschamp moments next year. Naught on the weekend for you. Stay at 6.

DPo; For the Love of God. Arizona State 41, Arizona 40. What the fuck happened with Arizona? They had a Heisman hopeful QB! Rich Rod is a competent coach. Why did they suck? Not ashamed to say they were on my draft list. But, whoa, what a disaster. How you have managed to hold on to 5 points total is a mystery to me.

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Peek into the abyss, Brothers and Sisters;

Jimbosuke; Another week, another beat down. Florida 41, Florida State 14. Nobody gave a shit about this game because they knew that Florida was going to slaughter the Seminoles. Take it from me; Florida State is not a good pick. I'll take my zero on the weekend and rest on my laurels at minus 6.

SkHank; No WAY, you fucker. Stanford 49, UCLA 42. I thought they fired Chip Kelly. They should. UCLA sucks. But SkHank gets a point and moves up to, God this is gross, match my minus 6.

SeanniG; Sucking is one thing, SeaGra, but almost losing to RUTGERS? At HOME? A new low. MooU 13, Buttgers 10. Congratulations. One point to move to minus 9. Again though, Meechy State was on my pre-draft short list. What went wrong?

Fucking KBron; Christ Almighty, SpecialK. You can't even get your act together for Paul Bunyan's Axe?! Are you shitting me? Hello? This was a home game? Minnesota 37, Wisconsin 15. Seems almost like you should lose points for this. But you don't. Rest easy, Amigo. You still have minus 18. Catastrophe.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life