Randiddle; UCF (21) at UConn, 56-17 beat down. Booger picking moron may have nailed the pick of the year. Sad. Bad Guy, Moves up 2 to #19. Crushes the 4 point weekend.
KBronieManWoman: Wisconsin (4) hosts the Western Kentucky Hilltoppers and beats their asses 34 -3. Still. The Hilltoppers gave the big fucking galoots on the Badger O-line a ration of shit. Trouble?
AP says," 'chyeah! " and drops you one to #5. Even with the win, you tread water at Negative 2.
SeannieG: Utah State visits (11) Sparty in East Lansing and gives them a scare, losing 31-38. LJ Scott 23 carries for...84 yards? AP sure doesn't like it. Power dive to #15, minus 4 offset by one for the win. Negative three is your new home. #Enjoy.
SkHank: At home, Stanford (13 ) manages to get by the San Diego State Aztecs 31-10 and the fucking AP moves them up 3. Just what kind of BULLSHIT are we talking about here? Stanford at #10. 5 point weekend for SkHanky.
McLovin: Alabama (1) slaps the shit out of Louisville 51-14. Can't believe they gave up 14. Can't move up from #1. Congratulations, McTool. You are now at minus 3.
CCS: Clemson (2) 48, Furman 7. Furman. Fucking Furman. Challenging start for the Tiggers. Fast train to nowhere. One for the win. One for the no drop. Minus two total. Just really lame.
BroFro: The Ohio State University 77, Oregon State Beavs 31. Eleven touchdowns. Eleven. Questions abound on the defensive side of the ball. One for the win, one for the move up to #4, one for the no drop. The Bro already in the black with +2.
Bridgshit: Auburn (9) 21, Washington (6) 16. Honestly? I thought this was going to be a horrible ass kicking on you, KillerB. A veteran SEC team is not who you want to open with, neutral site or not. Why did none of us pick Auburn? Because we're stupid. That's why. AP rolls you down the hill minus 3 and that's where you start next week.
Timmy!: Michigan (14) 14, Notre Dame (12) 21. Costly ejection of Metellus. O-line is sieve-like. Defense not all it was cracked up to be but still, playing without Metellus. But an absolute crash down the AP greased poll of MINUS 7? Not expecting that. It was a road game against a more highly ranked team and they lost by a touchdown. Me no understand. Still, you are in pain. In fact, you are deep, deep shit. And if Jimmy Khaki's doesn't get his shit squared away that is where you'll stay.
SockPuppet: Mississippi State (18) 63, Stephen F. Austin 3. Oh for God's sakes. Stephen F. Austin. Probably because they got sick of the Lee Majors jokes. What does the "F" stand for? Fucking screwed because they get stomped by SEC schools for a living. I'm disgusted. One for the win. One for the no drop. 2. Is you. "Billy".
Q: Is the worm turning? Oregon (24) opens a can on Bowling Green, 58-24. One times 3. Crush the 3 pointer. This has, like, never happened on opening day for you before.
Kitten: A cock-whipping of Troy by Boise St, Broncos (22) 56-20 on the road. The AP likes it. 2 for the move to #20, one for the win, one for the no drop. 4 pointer. Nice.
Snottie: DIDDLE! DIDDLE! DIDDLE! Did someone say "pick of the year"? South Carolina 49, Coastal Caroline 15. And already a Diddle. And one for the win, sure. And 1 more for landing at #24 in the Almighty AP. Ring it up, Mr. Drucker, and it comes to 7. Snottie en fuego.
DPo: Bet you wish you were Snottie. You too went with the unranked team. But, like, that didn't work out so great because Arizona lost to BYU, 28-23. Do you have a thing for Rich Rod? That could be a problem. Zero. Still on the tarmac, Little Mr. Airplane.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
Any no drop love for McL, CCS, and BroFro?
ReplyDeleteThanks Paulo!
DeleteGood call, BroFro.
ReplyDeleteAfter further review the call on the field has been changed.
The AP poll is anti-Jim. Imma sue somebody.
ReplyDeleteIt's true. You got shafted.
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