BRFL Week 3 Results

"Wait. What!? We SUCK?!"

SkHank: No Bryce Love, no problem. Stanford rolls over UCDavis. 4 point weekend and the H-back is back and in the lead with 12.
The Q woman roars again. Oregon 35 - 22 over San Jose State U. 2 point bump to go to 10. MultiBRFLer tie at 2nd.
Randspooge: UCF and North Carolina game cancelled due to mutual total pussy-ism. Ridiculous rise for nothing in the polls. Plus the no drop. Randong to 10.
SockPuppet and Mississippi State U crushes the Rajun Cajuns and grabs 4 on the weekend. 10 for his share of second place.

BroFro TOSU 40 - TCU 28, hell yeah. Nick Bosa out at least 6 weeks with "sports hernia" (ie he ripped his abs in half). Road game, ranked opponent, no love from the AP. Still, you've got 6 already and you're "feelin' the Liberace."
Snottie and South Carolina cancel with Marshall. Unheard of cowardice. Big fat zero. 1 point. Locked up in a tie for 4th. You are definitely mediocre at best in the BRFL, Bro.
DPo with a hilarious thrashing of Southern Utah. Arizona 63, Utah 31. Hard to get excited. Tied for fourth with 1 point.
McLovin: Bama truck-drags Ole Miss 63 - 7. Why do they even bother to keep score in these games? Ole Miss is terrible. McToejam has 1 for a share of fourth.
CCS, you're not a  hero, you're a fucking zero. And that is your score 3 weeks in after Clemson dispatches powerhouse Georgia Southern 38-7.
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BridgShit and the Huskies with another win. 21-7 over Utah. Who was the Tool who took Utah a couple years ago? Was it SockPuppet? Wash U not impressive. Struggles to minus 1 in the BRFL.
Timmy! and the Maize n' Blue dump SMU in Ann Arbor. 45-20 over the Ponies. How does Don Brown give up 20 to SMU at home? Less than stellar performance. Even normally slavish Meechy bondage AP voters ignore this one. No love. Minus one your total deal.

Arizona St 22 - Boise State 21 and Kitten goes down. Way down. As in a minus 8 drop out of the AP and then the Dreaded Weekly REAM comes to KittenTown and adds minus 5 more. Sickening gut-punch dive to minus 4 total. From in the lead to Mr. Nobody. Yours is a case of freakish failure.
Along those same lines...Jimbosuke gets much appreciated timely text messages from BRFL brethren as Florida State is handed a nice douching by, are you fucking kidding me, Syracuse. 30 - 7 and our 7 came in the fourth quarter. Complete. Disaster. Pick. Ring up minus 10 for the Commissioner.
And yet. And yet. I'm not last. Meechy State and SeannieG have a bye. Still sucking at minus 11. Had a bye, inexplicably moved up one in the AP and gets the no drop. But he's not last in the BRFL either.
KBronieManWoman. Unranked BYU dumps Wisconsin 24 - 21 at Camp Randall Stadium where that sort of thing is just not supposed to happen. Where was Jonathan Taylor? Injured? You're screwed. Alex Hornicock is in regression mode. The AP dropped you 12 spots. I don't think I've ever seen that before. Lonely at minus 14. You are so screwed.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.