BRFL Week 4 Results.

BRFL Week 4 Results:

Head to head, SkHank v Q. I have no words, Q.  Stanford 38 over Oregon 31 in OT. SkHank, 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. Total 14.
Q, after the smoke cleared, 1 for a no drop, 1 for a MOVE UP (AP loves you), 2 for the loss, total 12.

Kitten, Boise State with the bye. Whole lot of nothing. Stay at minus 4,
McLovin. Bama 45 whuppin' up on TAMU 23. Looking vulnerable. 2 on the weekend. Tot = 3
Randick. UCF 56 - Fl Atlantic 36. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, AP moves you up 3. 5 point bonanza. New Leader at 15. 3 point move up for besting Florida Atlantic?
CCS. Clemson 49, GTech 21. Dabildo sows the seeds of his own destruction. Burn, Sinner. 2 point weekend. You have 2 total. My only wish is that TOSU gets to play your shitbag team.
BroFro. THE Ohio State University 49, Tulane Green Wave 6. Starters pulled before intermission. 2 on the weekend to give you 8 total. Penn State Hate week looms.

Bring it. 

BridgTurd. Wash U 27-20 over upstart Arizona State. AP not showing love. Drops you 1. Zero on the weekend. You have -1.

Sock Puppet. Tragedy strikes. Kentucky 28, Mississippi State 7. Ow. Extreme power dive from the AP. They hang minus 9 on your ass. You now have 1. Remember the good times. Drink to forget.

 Kabrone. Wisco 25 over Iowa 17 in Kinnick Stadium. No small feat. AP says, "hell, yeah!" and moves you up three. 5 point weekend. Back (almost) among The Living with minus 9.

Alcohol is a drug.

Timmy! The Fightin' Harbaughs pound the Huskers 56 -10. Somewhere Tom Osborne spins in his grave and it is good. Very, very good. The AP revels in your Glory. Move up 5. Epic 7 point weekend. You are a player at 6 BRFL pointaloons. Remember the epic Missouri v Nebraska game on the circa 1950 TV at Anne Keith's 20 years ago? Those were good times. 

Seannie G. Ugh. Meechy State 35 over Indiana 21. Sometimes Indiana is good. This is not one of those times. Moo U is bad. Yet you are still ranked and the dumb-fuck AP moved you up 3 for this pretty undistinguished 'victory'. 5 point weekend. You now have minus 6, Tool.

Jimbosuke. Florida State 31 over Northern Illinois 19. The less said about this the better. 'BoSuke at minus 9, locked in a tie for the Pinkernell.

Snottie. SowCow 37 over Vandy 14. Well. La-dee-dah. 1 point weekend and you now have 2 total. This coming weekend defines your season. Kentucky defines your season. Let that sink in.

DPo. Arizona finds someone they can beat. Arizona 35, Oregon State 14. 1 point weekend. You now have 2 points. Safe to say you won't be in the Winner's Circle when Barb's pies are served this year, Hombre'. BroFro, TOSU gave up 21 points to Oregon State. That should worry you. 

Randildo: 15

SkHankre: 14

Q-alpha: 12

BroFro: 8

Timmy!: 6

McLovin: 3

CCSuck: 2

Snottie: 2

DPo: 2

SockPullIt: 1

BridgShit: -1

Kitten: -4

SeannieG: -6

KBronie: -9

Jimbosuke: -9

Jimbosuke,

Commissioner for Life.