GG Bowls, Round 4 Results

GG Bowls, Round 4 Results.

It's been a long season.

Purdue nuked by Auburn. 63-14, Plainsmen.
Syracuse dumps West Virginia 34 -14. The 'Cuse is...back?
Florida destroys Michigan 41 -15.

BroFro with 2 to go to 49. Boned by the Maize and Blue.
CCS only one but moves up to 44.
SeannieG grabs a deuce and a share of second place with 44.
KBronie picks up 2 and takes it to 43.
BridgTurd Obama gets 2 to move to 41.
Randi with 2 to go to 41.
'BoSucky has 2 more to get to 40.
DThong with just one to sit at 39.
SuckPuppet no entry. I sense despair. 34.
McSuckin with, what the FUCK?! SWEEP. 5 to go to 36.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Double UP GGpocalypse, New Year's Six

Double Up GGpocalypse

Closing out GG with a double header on New Years Day and Jan 7. Two groups of three games each. Standard format: 1 for the win, 5 for the sweep. Double sweep nets you ten points.

Round 7:

Mississippi State (#18) v Iowa Hawkeyes
Noon ESPN2
Tampa, FL

LSU (#11) v UCentralFlorida (#8)
1 PM, ESPN
Glendale, AZ

UKentucky (#14) v Penn State (#12)
1 PM ABC
Orlando, FL

Round 8:

Washington Huskies (#9) v THE Ohio State University (#6)
5 PM ESPN
Pasadena, CA

Texas Longhorns (#15) v Georgia Bulldogs (#5)
8:45 PM ESPN
New Orleans, LA

MONDAY, Jan 7:

Clemson (#2) v Alabama (#1)
8 PM ESPN
Santa Clara, CA

Roll the bones twice, My People.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Bowlapalooza Round 6

Surfs up, Amigos!
Two out of Three bowls in Cali on NYears Eve.
(Never mind that this picture was taken in a tiny village in Portugal where they routinely get 70 foot killer waves.)

GG Bowlapalooza Round 6:

All 12/31 games.

Stanford v Pittsburgh
2 PM CBS
El Paso, TX

Michigan State v Oregon,
Seannie G v Q,
3 PM Fox
Santa Clara, CA

Northwestern (#22) v Utah (#17)
7 PM  FSI
San Diego, CA

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Bowl Results, Round 3

GG Bowls, Round 3 Results;

Boise State v Boston College cancelled. And, no, I don't know what the fuck happened here. Last I saw BC was up 7 to naught in the first quarter and everything was going along just fine. Then, cancelled. Bone job on the Kitten. Could have maybe picked up three points for the win. Coulda, Shoulda, Woulda, Kitten. The BRFL has no mercy. For anyone.

Minnesota 34, Georgia Tech 10. Didn't see this one coming. Maybe another indication of how much the ACC sucks?
Cal 7, TCU 10. This one played out like it was meant to. Two good defenses, two horrid offenses. TCU with the win.

So, uh, no sweeps. SeannieG was the only one who got the Minnesota pick right.

BroFro with a goose-egg. Stay at 47.
CCS gains one to go to 43. Moving up.
SeannieG with a deuce, moves up to 42 and grabs third place.
KBron continues the downward spiral with 1 to go to 41.
BridgturdObama with zero to stay at 39.
Randi craps out with zero to stay at 39.
'BoSucky with 1 to go to 38. On life-support.
DThong with 2 to go to 38, hanging on by his fingernails.
SuckPuppet whiffs, zero to stay at 34. If only that BC/Boise game had played out...
McSuckin picks up 1 to move to 31. Big night for him.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Bowlarama, Round 5

GG Bowlarama - Round 5.

South Carolina Gamecocks v Virginia
Saturday 12/29, 12 noon, ESPN
Charlotte, NC

Notre Dame (#3) v Clemson (#2)
CFPlayoff Game
4 PM Saturday, ESPN
Arlington, TX

Oklahoma (#4) v Alabama (#1)
8 PM, Saturday, ESPN
Miami, FL

Roll the serious bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Bowls, Round 4

GG Bowls, Round 4

These games are played Friday and Saturday.

Purdue v Auburn Tigers
Friday 12/28
1:30 PM ESPN
Nashville, TN

West Virginia U v Syracuse
Friday 12/28
5:15 ESPN
Orlando, FL

Florida Gators v Michigan Wolverines
Saturday 12/29
Noon, ESPN
Atlanta, GA

Roll the bones.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Bowls, Round Two Results

ESPN + work computer = Hammering the Refresh

GG Bowls, Round 2 Results:

Memphis 34, Wake Forest 37 in a barn burner. Sure glad I changed that pick. I love me some me.
Houston 14 and Army hangs 70 on them. 70. And I picked Houston. That sucks.
Buffalo 32, Troy 42. Nice.

BroFro picks up one. Still in the lead with 47.
CCS with 2, now up to 42. Need a sweep badly.
KBron with 1. Now with 40 total. Fading, KMan.
SeannieG. Picks up 2 to go to 40. Petulant Bitch Posts about the Commissioner not appreciated.
BridgenFraulein. Only 1. Got 39.
Randi. Picks up the deuce to go to 39.
'BoSuke. Fucked over by our Armed Forces. 2 to go to 37. Looks grim.
DThong. Grabs 2 to go to 37. Not your year, Thong.
SockPuppet. 2 to rise to 34. Appreciate the effort.
McSuckin. 1 to break through to 30. Not sure why you're still participating.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG, 3rd Bowl Edition

GG, 3rd Bowl Edition:

Army is kicking the living shit out of Houston as I write these words, Brothers and Sisters:

All games December 26. Meme courtesy of McLovin.

Boston College v Boise State
1:30 PM ESPN
Dallas, TX
Servpro First Responder Bowl

Minnesota v Georgia Tech
5:15 PM ESPN
Detroit, MI
Quick Lane Bowl

Cal v TCU
9 PM ESPN
Phoenix, AZ
Cheez-It Bowl (Yes, the fucking Cheez-It Bowl)

Get a hurry up on this one, GGers.
Roll the bones,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

GG Dawn of the Bowls Results

GG Dawn of the Bowls.

Let me just say, before we go any farther, that the last few minutes of the E. Meechy v Georgia Southern game were a shining example of why no sane person would become a football coach. up by one, with time winding down, 25 - 30 yards from Geo Southern's kicker's range, the E. Meechy staff decide to only rush 3 and drop eight back, waaaay back, on fourth and ten. The Geo Southern QB, who is really a running back who almost never throws because he can't and Geo Southern is a triple option team anyway, see's this blunder and promptly scampers for 20+ yards. Game over.
Why would you only rush three and drop eight into zone against a QB who knows he can't throw and panics under pressure and throws the ball into the seats? Why? Just a huge mental douche move that cost them the game.

On to the scores:

BroFro with the SWEEP, 5 to extend the lead to 46.
CCS with the SWEEP, 5 to move into second place with 40. Nice.
KBron. Jesus, what a disaster of a year. Now in lowly third place after picking up only 2 to go to 39.
SeannieG. Coming on strong with 2 to go to 38. Fucked by East Meechy.
BridgenTurd. Again, making moves but screwed by East Meechy. 2 to go to 38.
Randi. Visions of GG glory fading fast. 2 to go to 37.
'BoSuke. Mr. Nobody, boned by East Meechy, 2 to go to 35. Cutting behaviour surfacing again.
DThong. Arizona State? Kind of lost a step this year, Amigo. 2 to go to 35. SAD.
SockMaster. Hello, Mr. SWEEP. Back from the dead with 5 to go to 32. How good is that? Ask....
McSuckin. 1 (ONE) to go to 29. And it was the Georgia Southern game. People who commit suicide go to Hell. Or so I was told. But, really, how much worse could Hell be as compared to the season you're having in GG, Biggest Loser?

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Bowls, Second Round

GG Bowls, Second round:

Saturday, Dec. 22nd.

Memphis v Wake Forest
Jared Birmingham Bowl
Birmingham, AL
Noon, ESPN

Houston v Army
Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl
Fort Worth, TX
3:30, ESPN

U Buffalo v Troy
Dollar General Bowl
Mobile, AL
7 PM, ESPN

Roll the bones, Bowl Freaks,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Season 12, Dawn of the Bowls

Time is a flat circle (see below).

Welcome to Bowl season, Brothers and Sisters.
We're not doing every bowl this year but lets get started with 3 'What the Fuck?!' games.
Unless I miss my guess nobody knows squat about any of these teams.

So let's roll the bones!

New Mexico Bowl

Utah State v North Texas
Albuquerque, NM
2 PM, ESPN
Commissioner can spell him some Albuquerque, Bitches!

Mitsubishi Motors Las Vegas Bowl

Arizona State v Fresno State
Las Vegas, Nevada
3:30 PM, ABC

Raycom Media Camellia Bowl

Georgia Southern v Eastern Michigan
Montgomery, AL
5:30 PM, ESPN

1 for each win, 5 for the sweep.
Wake up, People. Let's go!

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Time is a flat circle, My People.

BRFL Conference Championships Results, Week 14

First a review of post season scoring.
Each one of these conference championships 'paid' 5 points for the win.

Win a semi-final playoff game, you get 7 points.
Win the final national champs game get 12 points.

Win any other bowl game, get 3 points.

No drop and move up or down points, reams, diddles ONLY awarded when new AP polls come out, which now probably will not be until after the National Championship finale.

BRFL Week 14 Results:

Randi: Starting QB out. Back  up fumbles three times in the first quarter. Down by 17, still, the Knights come back and take the conference cheese. 5 for the win, 1 for the no drop, snubbed by the AP, 6 on the weekend. Fucking Randi now has 43.

Timmy the Bold. No game. AP shows perverse fixation on Meechy and keeps them ranked above UCF. 1 for the no drop, Teebs. 27.

McLuvin: Well. Is a starting QB really that big a deal? Hurts off the bench to snuff Georgia. 5 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Big boost for the booger picker. Now up to 26. Scenario: Randi drops his bowl game and drops in the polls. McLovin wins out. 7 plus 12 plus 26 equals 45 plus a no drop equals 46. Randi is not untouchable but he is if he wins his bowl game.  

BroFroYo; Northwestern gets dumped 24 - 45 by the Buckeyes. 5 for the win, 1 for the no drop. AP moves you up one. 7 pointer. BroFro with 26. No shot at the cheese wheel though as it's the Rose Bowl for you, no playoff. 

CCS: 42 - 10 truck drag of Pittsburgh. 5 for the win, 1 for the no drop. CCS with 25. Not impossible he could walk away with the Title but would take a little more luck. 

Brigturd; One pick six is all it took and you've got yourself a conference championship. 5 for the win, 1 for the no drop, rather stingy 1 on the move up from the AP. 7 point weekend. Just like that you've got 19. The bad news: you play BroFro's Buckeyes in the Rose Bowl. 

SockPuppet. No game. 1 for the Mississippi State no drop. Pat on the back from the AP, add 2 more. Total 16.

 

Kitten: Fresno State 19, Boise 16. You're boys aren't as good off the blue turf. AP puts it to  you stiffly and drops you 4. Plummet to 13 on the season.

Q: No game, no nothin'. Stay at 9.

 Snottie: Struggles a little with ... the Akron Zips?! 28 - 3 South Carolina. Muschamp Season of Madness rolls on. You have 7 now.

DPo; Blessedly, Arizona had no game. You get to keep your 5 points. Are you bowl eligible?

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And then the screeching and howling of those burning in Hell.

SkHank; Stanford 23, Cal 13. Fuck Stanford. SkHank now with minus 5.

Jimbosuke; Florida State no game. Best way to preserve that minus 6 Special Class score.

SeannieG; Naught into naught equals naught. Minus 9.

KBronie. No game. No hope. Bowl eligible? Your family is going to starve this winter because your pick was so horrible. How do you feel about that, Mr. Minus 18?

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 14 Results

GG Week 14 Results;

Stick with me now because this is where we catch up with Week 12, when the Stanford v Cal game was postponed. That game was played earlier today with Stanford winning 23 - 13 on the road.

First this week. Almost everyone voted in lock-step, Oklahoma, Alabama and Washington. Those people all swept.

BroFro. SWEEP 5 to vault to 36.
KBroni. SWEEP 5 to nip at his heels with 35.
CCS. SWEEP 5 to go to 33.
Ramdo. SWEEP 5 to go to 33.
'BoSuke. 2 to go to 32. Tom Herman is an asshole.
DThong. SWEEP 5 added to week 13 total (of 26) equals 31.
SeannieG: SWEEP 5 to go to 31.
Bridgpoop. SWEEP 5 to go to 31.
McSuckin. SWEEP 5 to go to 27.
SocketMaster. 2 to go to 25.

Now we factor in Week 12 GG Results;

BroFroYo. SWEEP 5 to break through to 41.
KBTool. 2 to crest at 37.
SeanniG. SWEEP to go to 36. Good Lord, power surge.
Bridgturd. SWEEP to go to 36. Making a move.
CCS. 2 to slide in to 35.
Randi. 2 to cruise to 35.
'BoSuke. 2 to crap out at 33.
DThong. 2 to go to 33.
McSuckin. 1 to go to 28. Finally out of last place.
SockMonkey. 2 to go to 27.


And that's where we stand.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

BRFL Week 13 Results

BRFL Week 13 Results;

Randi; UCF dumps South Florida 38 - 10. AP moves you up one. Plus 2 makes it a 3 point weekend. You have 37. You are opening up an impressive lead and you have conference Championship Game against Boise this weekend. You are making shit happen. You are not particularly popular.

Run, Dwayne, run.

Timmy the Bold; Ohio State 62 - scUM 39. Definitely not your day, Teeblations. The AP takes it kind of easy on you, I thought. Dropped 4 in the poll. 26 total.

McLovin; Bama with an ass-whipping on the Plainsmen in the Iron Bowl, 52 - 21. Auburn coaches feeling the heat. 1 and 1 weekend again. You have broken into the next level: 20 total. Nobody likes you.

CCS: 56-35 clobbering of South Carolina. Was it ever close? Did anybody watch this game? Dabo still an incredible douchebag. You get 2 this weekend and step up to 19.

Shaun Wade kills men.

BroFro; Speed kills. The Men of the Scarlet and Gray 62, Meechy 39. The AP notices. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 4 for the move up and it's a 6 pointer on the weekend. You, too, have 19.

Kitten: Boise State snuffs Utah State 33 -24 to take their share of the conference. On to the conference champs game. Kitten Train rolls on. Plus 2 on the move up. 4 on the weekend. Total 17.

SockPuppet:  Egg Bowl brawl. Guess that's why they call it Rivalry Week. Mississippi State 35, Ole Miss 3 and shit happens. Like a plus 2 move up from the AP and a 4 point weekend for the PuppetMaster. 13 Total.

Bridgenfraulein; Miles Gaskin runs rough-shod in the snow and Washington shuts down Wazzu 28 - 15 to steal the Moustache's cheese and advance to the conference championship. Does the AP notice? Hell yeah. 6 point bump on the move up, 2 more, record 8 point weekend and you are at 12 for the season, KillerBee, with a chance for more cake on the table.

QTheWoman: Oregon punches Oregon State's ticket and it's beaver for dinner, 55 - 15 in Corvallis. Good for a point. Moves you up to a respectable 9 on the season. Never say die.

A man with no editor. 

 Snottie: South Carolina crushed by Clemson 56 - 35. You'll miss those Muschamp moments next year. Naught on the weekend for you. Stay at 6.

DPo; For the Love of God. Arizona State 41, Arizona 40. What the fuck happened with Arizona? They had a Heisman hopeful QB! Rich Rod is a competent coach. Why did they suck? Not ashamed to say they were on my draft list. But, whoa, what a disaster. How you have managed to hold on to 5 points total is a mystery to me.

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Peek into the abyss, Brothers and Sisters;

Jimbosuke; Another week, another beat down. Florida 41, Florida State 14. Nobody gave a shit about this game because they knew that Florida was going to slaughter the Seminoles. Take it from me; Florida State is not a good pick. I'll take my zero on the weekend and rest on my laurels at minus 6.

SkHank; No WAY, you fucker. Stanford 49, UCLA 42. I thought they fired Chip Kelly. They should. UCLA sucks. But SkHank gets a point and moves up to, God this is gross, match my minus 6.

SeanniG; Sucking is one thing, SeaGra, but almost losing to RUTGERS? At HOME? A new low. MooU 13, Buttgers 10. Congratulations. One point to move to minus 9. Again though, Meechy State was on my pre-draft short list. What went wrong?

Fucking KBron; Christ Almighty, SpecialK. You can't even get your act together for Paul Bunyan's Axe?! Are you shitting me? Hello? This was a home game? Minnesota 37, Wisconsin 15. Seems almost like you should lose points for this. But you don't. Rest easy, Amigo. You still have minus 18. Catastrophe.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Conference Championships Haiku Hate Contest

Conference Championships,
Haiku Hate Contest 2018.

And now what we've all been waiting for.
Haiku Hate. Three lines. 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.
Limit three entries per BRFLer.
Final entry date, December 7.
Let's get hatin'.

I'll get us started;

Satan and Dildo,
Ben Dor'n & Phil McCrackin.
Smells like bad nut sack

by Jimbosuke

GG Week 14 Games

GG Week 14 Games:

Conference Championships;

#17 Utah v #16 Washington Huskies
Friday night, 8 PM, Fox

#14 Texas v #6 Oklahoma
Saturday, Noon, ABC

#1 Alabama v #5 Georgia
Saturday, 4 PM, CBS

Roll them bones,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 13 Results

At this time of year we think about the fans less fortunate than us. Here we see some stalwart Illinois undergrads mocking Lovey Smith's odd beard decision. For me, the Asian guy in the middle is the most effective. Imagine what it's like to suffer through a season like they have, and then find out your University is retaining the same coach. Pain is relative. Onward...

GG Week 13 results:

BroYoFro: Smell the Sweep, Bitches. 5 plus 26 equals 31 and we have a new leader in the clubhouse. Triumph smells good, doesn't it, Bra?
KBrosuckle: Well, you picked the Boise game right. 1 to go to 30, Mr. HasBeen.
Jimbosuke, Blessings and Good Tidings be upon Him: I Sweep you Fuckers and laugh all the way to the fucking BANK. Put your faith in Jim Harbaugh. Go ahead, Douchenozzles. 5 plus 25 equals 30 equals Deez Nutz.
CCS: Got the Oklahoma game right. Otherwise; douche. 1 to go to 28.
RandiBitch; 2 right but you shit your mandiaper on the TOSU game. Feel the wrath, Sinful Scum. 2 to go to 28.
SeannieG: 2 right. Missed opportunity to be somebody. 26.
Bridgshit: 2 to go to 26. Meh.
DThong; 2 to go to 26.
SockPuppet: Nailed the Boise game, Special Ed. 1 to go to 23.
McSuckin: 2 to go to 22. The Faithful are rewarded. So let it be written. So let it be done.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Michigan Hate Week, Thursday

Hate week, Thursday.

https://youtu.be/UwGXMryTbwE

https://youtu.be/1r2z5P0ZMso

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 13 Results

BRFL Week 13 Results;

Randi: UCF 38 Cincinnati 13. Some said upset. Reality said blow out. Knights in the Final Four? Harder to say no. AP likes it, +3. One for the win, 1 for the no drop. 5 pointer. Randi on top with 34.

Timmy the Bold: Meechy struggles a bit with the Hoosiers. 31 - 21, the final, the Maize and Blue discovering a deep affection for the field goal. Karen Higdon guarantees a win over the Bucks. Pride goeth before a fall, Karen. Teebs with a 2 point weekend, 30 total and losing ground to Randi.

McLovin; Alabama crushes The Citadel, 50 - 17. Is that something to be proud of? Is winning more fun when everyone hates you? Ask McLovin. 18 total points for the Douche.

CCS: Duke (who sucks) 6, Clemson 35. One could apply the McLovin Theorem to CCS. Is it fun crushing inferior squab opponents week in and week out or does it feel like, well, molestation? Not for me to say. CCS niggles his way to 17. I feel compelled to point out that Dabo Sweeney is such an asshole.

YoBro; The Ohio State University 52, Maryland 51, in OT. Emblematic of what, at any other school, would have been called a "rebuilding year". There is so much "suck" in Ohio State's greatness that it fairly boggles the mind. Fuck Michigan. BroFro shit on again by the AP. 1 for the win, minus one for the drop, equals naught on the weekend. Hold your head high, my Buckeye brother. You have thirteen.

It's Kitten Time again. Boise St ass-whips New Mexico 45-14. The Broncos seem to be getting stronger. Alarming. AP notices. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 2 for the  move up, it's a 4 point weekend and the Kitty sits at 13 total on the season. Turning it around, Bitch.

SockPuppet: Mississippi State, a confusing team, 52, Arkansas 6. A complete evisceration of the Pigs at home. Two Razorback players suspended for fraternising with the MSU cheerleaders. Well....okay. AP says, Bueno, Bulldogs, and it's a three point move up, plus the win and no drop, 5 point hummer and the Puppet is suddenly at 9. What the fuck is going on with this world we live in?

QTheWoman: Oregon slides by Arizona State, 31 - 29. Less than totally impressive. But it's a win. The Q keeps chopping wood. Rises to 8 total.

Snottie: South Carolina rolls Chatanooga 49 -9 at home. Really, Scott? Chatanooga? Living with yourself is your problem. 1 for the win and you rise to 6 total. Whatever it takes, right, Scumbag?

DPo: Jesus H Christ. Arizona absolutely gang-tooled by Wash St. 69 - 28. Ugh. I am close to invoking the dreaded moniker, "Season of Shame" to describe your endless suffering. Needless to say, zero on the weekend. Stay at 5. Do you have any weapons at home? Are they locked away and secure? Just asking.

Bridgshit: Wash U 43 - 35 over the Oregon State Beavs. AP one spot bump. Three point weekend. The KillerBee rises to 4 and firmly in positive territory. Apple Cup this weekend. You're either going to get  a nice bump or crash and burn like a cheap Indonesian passenger jet.

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And then there was the wailing, the darkness and the damned.

Jimbosuke; Holy fucking Toledo. FSU  drops a ranked team, okay, it was Boston College, but still! Florida State 22, BC 21. Where's the love, AP Assholes?! 1 measly point. But I vault to minus 6 to lead ALL basement dwellers. In your FACE, Fuckers!

SkHank; The Pussyism is so deeply entrenched. Even the Omnipotent One (me) can do nothing about it. Half-ass game between Stanford and Cal postponed. I feel ill. Deep disappointment and not a little rage. Stay at minus 7 then, Tool.

SeannieG; What if the Titanic was actually like the movie "The Poseiden Adventure", 1972 version, only WORSE?! That's how you would feel if you were Seannie or anyone remotely associated with Sparty. A baseball score embarrassing loss to lowly Nebraska, 9 -6. At least it was on the road. I feel your pain. Just fire everyone except Dino and start over. Minus ten is your lot.

KBitch; Jonathan Taylor emerges from his coma and runs rough-shod over hated Purdue. 321 yards to pull off the Wisco win in triple overtime.  With all that, all those heroics, you get one goddamn point. Occupy last place with minus 18.


Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Michigan Hate Week, Wednesday

Michigan Hate Week, Wednesday;

Michigan Hate Week - Tuesday

Michigan Hate Week: Monday

Death to Michigan.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 13 Games

GG Week 13 Games:

"Some dare call it a conspiracy"
An Evil Wolverine Conspiracy.

(#6) Oklahoma @ (#12) West Virginia U.
Friday, 8 PM, ESPN

(#4) Michigan @ (#10) The Ohio State University
Death or Glory, Men of the Scarlet and Gray!
Saturday, Noon, FOX

(#14) Utah State @ (#21) Boise State
Is it Kitten Time?
Saturday, 10:15, ESPN

Roll the bones, Brothers and Sisters,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Hate Week

GG Week 12 "Results"

GG Week 12 Results:

Bitches, we have a problem.

GG Obsessives (looking at you, CCS) already know what it is.
Forest fires. S'right. In California. These damn fires are a tragedy. Why? What do you mean, "why", SockPuppet? Like, how insensitive are you?
Because, of course, the wild fires totally fucked up my GG program for the weekend. The Stanford @ Cal game got POSTPONED because of the smoke. Hello!? Don't the players always run through fake smoke when they come out of the tunnel anyway? What, exactly, is the big deal?

Anyway. Stanford and Cal wussed out and postponed their game until December 2nd. Comically, this is after the conference championships (and the much anticipated Conference Championships Haiku Hate Contest).
So, since 5 potential sweeps hang in the balance of the Stanford-Cal game, we here at BRFL World Headquarters cannot, in good conscience, put out results this week.
I have a record of all the picks. (Rest easy, McSuckin, you got at least one right.) So, after December 2nd, I'll put out Week 12 results.

GG marches on with the same scores as we had at the end of Week 11.

Incidentally, prior years have seen a major clusterfuck during bowl season with GGers unable to keep up with the rapid fire way-too-many bowl games and the sometimes multi-day three game batches. This leads to no-entrys, major swings in the lead and resentment. Since we have such a close contest this year who would be okay with eliminating some of the stupider bowl games played by teams we know nothing about and focusing on the more established bowls?

Your Commissioner needs to hear from you. All the bowls? Some of the bowls? What?

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life.

BRFL Week 11 Results

BRFL Week 11 Results;

Where's the respect?

Randi; Navy at UCF. Knights put the wood to the Midshipmen, 35-24. Perfect season rolls on. No AP love. 2 point weekend. Total 29.

Timmy the Bold; Ho-hum hosing of Rutgers on the road. Michigan 42, Scarlet Knights 7. Milk flows in the streets of Ann Arbor. Teebs picks up 2 points. Total 28. Michigan threat level remains at 'severe'.

McLovin; Alabama lets the gas out of the Mississippi State bag in old Tuscaloosa town. Was there ever a team more hated? 24 - 0, the final. Total 16 points for the Evil One.

CCS; Clesmon at Boston College and it's not even close. 27 - 7 the score of this weeks ACC ritual sacrifice. CCS up to 15 total.

Is that Dwayne Haskins picking up yards after contact?
Of course there was a flag (illegal hands to the face on Ohio State)

BroYo; Ohio State handles Meechy State in East Lansing 26 - 6. Thumbs down from the AP who actually drop the Bucks one place. A game filled with fucked-upness. Meechy St. playing, basically, without a quarterback. Intentional snaps out of the end zone for a safety. Douchebag trick plays. And the usual ocean liner of penalties. BroFro with naught on the weekend and 13 on the season.

It's Kitten Time; I didn't give the fucking Broncos a chance in hell of winning this game. God damn it if they don't down Fresno State, 24 -17. Eat shit, coach Jeff Tedford. You sucked at Cal and you suck at Fresno. Get the hell out of California! Kitten picks up a win, lands in the AP at 23 for 2 more and then, hold on to your pussy, DIDDLE!DIDDLE!DIDDLE! for 5 more. 8 point weekend. Total 9.

Q; Boring in under punches. Drizzly rank poop rains down upon her, shit stains speckle her bodice. Her hair is caked with dung. Oregon goes on the road vs Utah and gets dumped 32 - 25. The dream is dying. Q whittled down to 7 total.

Snottie; Florida bests South Carolina 35 - 31. Are there Florida players still around from the Madman Muschamp era who could relish this ass-drilling in South Carolina? Hope so. A zero weekend for you. You have 5 total.

DPo; Wildcats with the Bye. Same as playing. Zero weekend. You still have 5.

SockPuppet; The lights go on. The lights go off. Lights on. Lights off. Bama lays the shutout on you and the AP takes a dim view. Minus 7 is your drop this week. You're in positive territory still with 4 total.

BridgturdFerguson; The Huskies take the day off. They do that a lot, but this week was a Bye. One of the best weekends they've had this entire season, quite frankly, as the AP says, "Ehhh, what the fuck, move them up 3 spots." Plus you get your no drop. 4 point weekend. Out of the darkness and into the light of positive territory. You now have 1.

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And thus into the netherworld of Negative Territory.

Jimbosuke; Florida Sate waxed in South Bend by the Golden Domers 42 to 13. How they managed to score 13 will forever remain a mystery. This is a Seminole team lost in the wasteland with no hope of redemption and The Commissioner for Life is lucky to have minus 7. This was an amazing asshole pick.

SkHank; And this is the unkindest cut of all; to be lumped in with this bastard. Stanford pulls one out of their collective ass and trounces Oregon State 48 - 17 in Palo Alto. It should be noted that the Oregon State Beavers are 2 and 8 and the absolute garbage of a garbage conference. Still, SkHank claws to minus 7.

SeannieG; A QB who should probably have had shoulder surgery a month ago. Another QB named Rocky with a pseudo-mullet. A bell-cow RB who is probably going to be redshirted. A 'punter controversy" between the third and fourth string punters. An offense so horribly putrid that they intentionally give up safeties because it's better than a blocked punt recovered for a TD. And then lose a fumble in the end zone for a TD anyway. This is Sparta. Ohio State 26, Meechy State 6. Seannie suffers his weekly AP whip-saw treatment, minus one for the trip out and then the REAM! minus 5 more. Minus 6 on the weekend. Stands at minus 10 total.

KBronieManWoman; Suck upon suck upon suck some more. In Happy Valley, once proud Wisconsin pushed around by Pennis State 22 - 10. Are the Badgers even bowl eligible? Is Paul Chryst a dead man walking? This is the classic Worst Case BRFL Scenario. So wrong it feels right. Stay at minus 19 for the zero  weekend.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 12 Games

I was thinking we haven't had a dumb-shit David Hasselhoff video yet this year.
Here you go,
GG Week 12 Games:

Iowa State (#16) @ Texas (Longhorns) (#15).
Is there anyone who doesn't hate whiny bitch Tom Herman by now?
3:30 ESPN

Cincinnati (#24) @ UCF (#11)
8 PM ABC

Stanford @ Cal
7:30 PM, PAC12.
Tune in just to watch SkHank lose.

Roll the bones, My Friends.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 11 Results

GG Week 11 Results;


Boise State edges Fresno State on the Smurf Turf, 24 - 17. Kitten roars.
Ohio State drops Moo U in East Lansing in less than convincing fashion, 26 - 6.
Northwestern tops Iowa in Kinnick Stadium 13 - 10. The fighting Fitzgeralds are for real.

KBron, misplaced faith in Iowa nets him 2 to go to 29.
CCS, Faith in the Men of the Scarlet and Gray rewarded. Everybody else, it's a douche. 1 to go to 27.
Randi, fucked by Fresno, 2 to go to 26. Anybody keeping score except Chip and I? Randi's score is the subject of some disagreement.
BroFroFro, pegs the Bucks every one else humps him like a dog, 1 to go to 26.
'BoSuke, Ohio State comes through. Massive disrespect from all other Fuckers. 1 to go to 25.
SeannieG, Totally blows it. 3 strikes. Zero. 24.
Bridgshit, loves the Bucks, they love her. Hated by the rest of the slate. 1 to go to 24.
DPong, even a Michigan Man shows love to the Scarlet and Gray. Screwed otherwise. 1 to go to 24.
SockPuppet, foiled by fucking Fresno. Owned the BiG. 2 to go to 22.
McSuckin, not surprisingly shit on, by everyone but the Bucks. 1 to go to 20.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Kitten uber alles