GG Dawn of the Bowls Results

GG Dawn of the Bowls.

Let me just say, before we go any farther, that the last few minutes of the E. Meechy v Georgia Southern game were a shining example of why no sane person would become a football coach. up by one, with time winding down, 25 - 30 yards from Geo Southern's kicker's range, the E. Meechy staff decide to only rush 3 and drop eight back, waaaay back, on fourth and ten. The Geo Southern QB, who is really a running back who almost never throws because he can't and Geo Southern is a triple option team anyway, see's this blunder and promptly scampers for 20+ yards. Game over.
Why would you only rush three and drop eight into zone against a QB who knows he can't throw and panics under pressure and throws the ball into the seats? Why? Just a huge mental douche move that cost them the game.

On to the scores:

BroFro with the SWEEP, 5 to extend the lead to 46.
CCS with the SWEEP, 5 to move into second place with 40. Nice.
KBron. Jesus, what a disaster of a year. Now in lowly third place after picking up only 2 to go to 39.
SeannieG. Coming on strong with 2 to go to 38. Fucked by East Meechy.
BridgenTurd. Again, making moves but screwed by East Meechy. 2 to go to 38.
Randi. Visions of GG glory fading fast. 2 to go to 37.
'BoSuke. Mr. Nobody, boned by East Meechy, 2 to go to 35. Cutting behaviour surfacing again.
DThong. Arizona State? Kind of lost a step this year, Amigo. 2 to go to 35. SAD.
SockMaster. Hello, Mr. SWEEP. Back from the dead with 5 to go to 32. How good is that? Ask....
McSuckin. 1 (ONE) to go to 29. And it was the Georgia Southern game. People who commit suicide go to Hell. Or so I was told. But, really, how much worse could Hell be as compared to the season you're having in GG, Biggest Loser?

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life