BRFL Conference Championships Results, Week 14

First a review of post season scoring.
Each one of these conference championships 'paid' 5 points for the win.

Win a semi-final playoff game, you get 7 points.
Win the final national champs game get 12 points.

Win any other bowl game, get 3 points.

No drop and move up or down points, reams, diddles ONLY awarded when new AP polls come out, which now probably will not be until after the National Championship finale.

BRFL Week 14 Results:

Randi: Starting QB out. Back  up fumbles three times in the first quarter. Down by 17, still, the Knights come back and take the conference cheese. 5 for the win, 1 for the no drop, snubbed by the AP, 6 on the weekend. Fucking Randi now has 43.

Timmy the Bold. No game. AP shows perverse fixation on Meechy and keeps them ranked above UCF. 1 for the no drop, Teebs. 27.

McLuvin: Well. Is a starting QB really that big a deal? Hurts off the bench to snuff Georgia. 5 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Big boost for the booger picker. Now up to 26. Scenario: Randi drops his bowl game and drops in the polls. McLovin wins out. 7 plus 12 plus 26 equals 45 plus a no drop equals 46. Randi is not untouchable but he is if he wins his bowl game.  

BroFroYo; Northwestern gets dumped 24 - 45 by the Buckeyes. 5 for the win, 1 for the no drop. AP moves you up one. 7 pointer. BroFro with 26. No shot at the cheese wheel though as it's the Rose Bowl for you, no playoff. 

CCS: 42 - 10 truck drag of Pittsburgh. 5 for the win, 1 for the no drop. CCS with 25. Not impossible he could walk away with the Title but would take a little more luck. 

Brigturd; One pick six is all it took and you've got yourself a conference championship. 5 for the win, 1 for the no drop, rather stingy 1 on the move up from the AP. 7 point weekend. Just like that you've got 19. The bad news: you play BroFro's Buckeyes in the Rose Bowl. 

SockPuppet. No game. 1 for the Mississippi State no drop. Pat on the back from the AP, add 2 more. Total 16.

 

Kitten: Fresno State 19, Boise 16. You're boys aren't as good off the blue turf. AP puts it to  you stiffly and drops you 4. Plummet to 13 on the season.

Q: No game, no nothin'. Stay at 9.

 Snottie: Struggles a little with ... the Akron Zips?! 28 - 3 South Carolina. Muschamp Season of Madness rolls on. You have 7 now.

DPo; Blessedly, Arizona had no game. You get to keep your 5 points. Are you bowl eligible?

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And then the screeching and howling of those burning in Hell.

SkHank; Stanford 23, Cal 13. Fuck Stanford. SkHank now with minus 5.

Jimbosuke; Florida State no game. Best way to preserve that minus 6 Special Class score.

SeannieG; Naught into naught equals naught. Minus 9.

KBronie. No game. No hope. Bowl eligible? Your family is going to starve this winter because your pick was so horrible. How do you feel about that, Mr. Minus 18?

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life