Divisional Round.
Wild Card Recap:
Cincinnati puts the Las Vegas Raiders out of their misery 26 -19 behind another near-flawless performance by Joe Burrow. Kitten heads for the bus stop. Snottie moves on.
The Buffalo Bills beetle the hapless New England Patriots 47 -17. Josh Fuckin' Allen. Pack it in, QXXX. Sock Puppet keeps going.
Forty-Niners 23, Cowboys 17. Jerry Jones drinking straight out th'fuckin' bottle after a masterpiece of late game mismanagement by the 'Boys craters the season. Let yourself out the back, BroFro. Teeblations heads to Green Bay.
Kansas City plasters Pittsburgh 42 - 21. You're gone, McLovin. And so is Big Fucking Ben. CCS rolls on.
Tampa Bay bitch slaps Philadelphia 31 - 15. Ronde' wraps it up. Komronovich advances.
The Rams beat the shit out of the Cardinals 34 -11, and DogTheBountyHunter heads home. 'Bo$$$uke is on to the next round.
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