GG Bowls: Round 3 Results.
Clemson, Hated Clemson, 20 over Iowa State 13. Sadness throughout the land. Fucking Dabo.
Purdue 48 over Tennessee 45 in OT. I'll say it: The Vols were robbed. That was a touchdown on their first possession in OT but #refsfuckupagain. Still, here we are. And many a potential sweep got buggered by probably the most disturbing mascot in the land, Purdue Pete. Woe. Misery.
Wisconsin gets their shit together and humbles Herm Edwards and the SunDevils. Badgers 20, Arizona State 13.
Graham Mertz stat line:11/15, 137 yds, 9.1 avg/completion, 1 TD and, sure, 1 INT. QBR 158.7. 😕
BroFro. 2 to go to 36. Hating on Purdue.
McLovin. 2 to make 28. Purdue not your friend.
Teeblations. 2 to go to 24. Wisconsin comes through but still; Purdue.
DTBH. 1 to go to 19. Let's move on.
Snottie. 2 to go to 36. Nuclear strike on W. Lafayette anyone?
DPo. Deuce to move up to 35. You're a B1G Ten guy. You picked Purdue. Fuck you. 👎
SockPup. 2 to make 22. Beat the shit out of a Boilermaker for Jesus.
Bo$uke. 2 to reach 22. Everybody knows how I feel about Purdue.
Ronde'. 2 to climb to 31. If you knew anything about Purdue you'd want to burn down the whole damned campus. But you don't and that's okay. Burn it anyway.
CCS. 2 to go to 19. A sweep would have helped you. You can blame fucking Purdue Pete for your continuing misfortune.
Bronita. 2 to reach 47. Bent over a chair by a certain Boiler named Purdue Pete. Ouch.
QXXX. 1 out of three to "reach" 19. Do you and Seannie have functioning carbon monoxide detectors?
Lola. Missed the first game. Split the second two. You hate Purdue. Purdue hates you. You have 42.
Kitten. 1 out of 3. Total 33. West Lafayette is in Indiana. So I blame you for Purdue. Douchebag.
Jimbo$$$uke,
Commissioner for Life
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