GG Bowl-a-rama, Round 2 Results

 GG Bowl-a-rama Round 2 Results

December 28th: Houston over Auburn 17 -13 in a bitterly contested contest in Birmingham. Hard to tell the two teams apart from the stat sheet. Somebody had to lose. This time it was Auburn. 

December 28th: Air Force 31, Louisville 28. Air Force comes out...throwing. And never stops. Haaziq Daniels (!?), the Air Force signal-caller, goes 9/10 for 252 yds and 2 TDs. BRFL alumnus Marty Ryan said it best when he said, "Never bet against a Service Academy".

December 29th: Maryland violates Virginia Tech 54 - 10. An absolute ass-hammering of the Hokies by a Terps squad that was just, basically, not fucking around. 

BroFro: 1 to go to 34 and an extremely poor showing, I must say. 

McLovin: 0. Shut out. Somebody is not so smart. Total 26.

Teebs: 0. None right. I wasn't aware of your prior history of serious head trauma. Tough luck, Punchy. You have 22.

DTBH: 0. Shut out. Neurodegenerative disorders are nothing to laugh about but, in your case, I'll make an exception, Retard. Ha ha ha. Cling to your puny 18 points, Drooler.

Snottie: 0. Skonked. What's it like to be a loser whom nobody can stand? Total 34.

DPo: 1. One. So boring. You have 32.

SockPuppet: SWEEP! 5 to go to 20. Way to go, "Billy".

'Bo$uke: SWEEP! 5 to go to 20. No surprise here. 'Bo$uke is widely acknowledged as a fucking genius.

Ronde': 1. Are you still in this thing? You have 29, AssCheese.

CCS: 0. Zero. As in, 'you are pathetic'. You have 17. Your redeeming quality is that you sacked up and bet the ranch. But that's it. There are no other redeeming qualities when it comes to you. 

BroniePonieBoy: 2 to go to 43. Missed the Auburn game which is excusable. No arguing with dominance.

QXXX: 1 to go to 18. Jesus, Mary and Joseph but this has NOT been your year. 😟

Lola: SWEEP! There's no quit in this Bitch. Bronita is soiling his undies. 5 to go to 41. Uh-huh.

Kitten. 1. God. You sad fucker. Total 32. Why do I bother?

Jimbo$$$uke,

Commissioner for Life