GG Twilight of the Bowls.
Oklahoma State 37, Notre Dame Golden Douchebags 35. Personally, this was a very satisfying game. Anytime you get to watch the Domers blow a 21 point lead and see a cocky, whelp-ass, motherfucker newly minted head coach eat his own guts on the sideline, well, hey, that's FUN. Justice in Glendale. Hallelujah, Brothers and Sisters.
THE Ohio State University 48 over Utah 45 in a barn-burner in the Rose Bowl.
Baylor 21, Ole Miss 7. Matt Corrall, the life-blood of the Runnin' Rebs, goes down in the first quarter and, well, things didn't go so well for Kitten. You hate to see it. ðŸ˜
BroFro. 1 to go to 45. Weirdly, BroFro is a player all of a sudden. Not sure how I feel about this.
McLovin. SWEEP! What the FUCK?! 5 to go to 41. I'm officially concerned.
Teeblations. 2 to go to 28. Someday you will stop picking Notre Dame. And life will look like it's worth living again.
DTBH. SWEEP! Out of the darkness and into the light. 5 to go to 25. The worm finally turns.
Snottie. 2 to go to 40. TOSU with the comeback blows your sweep sky high, DingleHole.
DPo. SWEEP! 5 to go to 42. This late GG rally could help off-set your crushing USC losses. Or not.
SockPuppet. 1 to go to 30. One? Jesus. That sucks.
'Bo$$$uke. 1 to go to 23. I picked the Utes. God punished me. I have been dog shit in GG this year.
Ronde'. 2 to go to 33. Again, mystified that you submitted no picks for the CFP championships. Suspecting something got missed. Still, your score sucks as it stands. Really sucks.
CCS. 2 to go to 22. At 22 it's fair to say nobody cares about your picks going forward. Really, not to put too fine a point on it, but it's as if you don't exist.
Bronita. 1 to go to 50. Sucking hind tit to Lola. How is that going for you?
QXXX. 2 to go to 22. For you, this represents a rally. Meaningless, sure. Of course. But a rally nonetheless.
Lola. 2 to go to 52. It's for real. You are the GG Dominatrix.
Kitten. 1. 35 Total. You totally deserve this drubbing for 1) picking the Domers, Godless Blasphemer and 2) picking against TOSU.
Jimbo$uke,
Commissioner for Life
If I had 37 the last round and get 5this rounc, should I be at 42? Not that it matters...
ReplyDeleteRight you are, DPo. I'm going to fire somebody in accounting over this.
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