BRFL Week 8 Results

Week 8:

Now it's getting crazy:

Stanford. Henry. New LEADER. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 2 for the move up. Holy Shit, he has 24. I can't believe it either.

Snottie: Second place. 5 on the week. 20.

Tie for the Liberace; Sock Puppet and Teeblations locked in a battle for 3rd: 11 apiece.

The Commish: Storming back with a pasting of the Aggies. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +5 on the move up. This is why it was so key that I didn't get the ream on the Memphis loss. This week, I'm back in double figures with 10. Love me.

Seannie: Also 10 as Meechy State adds ones across the board. Win. No drop. Move up.

Q: How brief the Glory. Sickening plunge from #15 to off the board. Minus ten on the drop and then...and then....REAM. Minus 5 more. From 24 to 9 and the rest of the season does not look promising. You, my friend, are seeing Hopelessness from the inside out. Enjoy.

McLuvin: Warty Toads not working out for you. Drop one, the weekend is a wash. Naught. You still have 4. Like that's a big deal. When will you get your shit together?

Tie for 7th place. BroFro with the Lville win (3 total), Dpoon with another VT loss (3 total). ScarFace letting you down. Team sucks. Face it.

Somebody has 1. It's Chip n' Dip and the Boise State Broncos. Almost like you were on another planet. In another galaxy. Or something.

Randoogle finally gets a win. Razorbacks leap to minus 8. Burt Bielema is still your coach. Doomsday Scenario. Stock up on tuna and dried fruit. Hoard toilet paper.

Tie for last: Killer Bee with a bye week, remains at minus 14. USC gets a win and rises to minus 14.
Killer I feel sorry for. ClemDouche, not so much.

Yours sincerely,

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Heismaniac 2.0 - The Feasting

Ballots Due November 4

Read the rules below, especially #6. Not sure why I bother mentioning it since you jackwagons are going to fuck it up anyway. Pick 3 dudes, 3 positions, 3 conferences. Your conference pick does not need to match your player's conference, you dig? Example: We are all picking Fournette as #1, but I'm hedging my bet and saying First Place: Fournette, RB, Big 10. See what I did there? Yeah, blew your minds. Fournette is in the SEC but just in case he doesn't win, I picked a different conference and maybe I pick up some points for doing that. Maybe not. I can do the same thing with the position. It's called strategery, you dopes. 

Your Heismaniac 2.0: The Desolation Ballot Form:

	5pts	10pts	20 pts
	Conference	Position	Player
First	B1G	RB	Elliott	x3
Second	SEC	QB	Prescott	x2
Third	SEC	RB	Fournette	x1

Rules

#1. Pick the Conference the Heisman winner, runner up and third place dude come from.

Points: Picking the conference spot correctly gets you 5 points for third place, double points for second, triple points for first.

Example: I picked the Heisman winner comes from the B1G conference. If

he does, I get 15 points (5 for getting the conference and triple points for first place= 15 points).

Say I wiff on the first and second place finishers but the 3rd place winner is from

the SEC (even if it isn't Fournette). I get 5 pts x1 (for third place).

#2 Pick the Position of the winner/finalists

Same dillio. Maybe you only get the QB in 2nd place. 20 points.

#3 Pick the Playa. Get the winner right, 60 points!

#4. Most points wins. You can get player wrong and still get points for the position

or conference.

#5. Assuming 10 participants, payout is $60, $30, $10.

#6. As with all BRFL functions, an overriding concern is when you douches get "cute". We need to prevent your attempts at block voting, i.e. filling your ballot with all the same guy, same position

and same conference. Each "player" spot must be a different name; no conference can appear more than twice on your ballot and no more than two of the same positions can appear on your ballot.

GG Week 9

GG Week 9: Keeping it Boring.

Notre Dame (#9) @ Temple (#21). I'm tempted to give you 2 points if you pick Temple in the upset of these assholes ranked #9. Know what? Fuck you. I'm giving you two if you pick the upset and prevail. Know why? 'Cause I'm the Commissioner. I make the rules. Wake up and smell the coffee. 

North Carolina @ Pittsburgh (#23). How the fuck did Pitt get to be #23?! Have I been away? What the hell is this shit? This pisses me off. So, um, you know what?  You get two if you pick North Carolina and they dump these shit-pile, Mark May Alma Mater, bullshit, loser dick-wads. Go ahead. Pick the upset. Go for two.

Oregon @ Arizona State. Two programs lost in space. Same conference, same record. Fuck, if I wasn't so lazy I'd look it up and see if they were in the same division. But who cares? They both kind of suck this year. Wait. Whoa! Who cares?! You care, Bro. 'Cause if you pick this bitch right... yeah...uh-huh...you guessed it. You get TWO.

Now, get with the program, it's STILL 1 for the win, 5 for the sweep. Unless you be picking upsets. THEN you could get, say, 6. Or 7. Or even 8 if you pick both upsets and nail the meaningless tilt between Oregon and Az State.

I had to do something. The games this weekend are pretty shitty.

Jimbosuke

AP Poll Week of October 25

(###) Number of first place votes

1		Ohio State (39) Big Ten Record: 8-0	PV Rank 1 Points 1,466
2		Baylor (7) Big 12 Record: 7-0	2 1,417
3		Clemson (6) ACC Record: 7-0	6 1,378
4		LSU (5) SEC Record: 7-0	5 1,344
5		TCU (3) Big 12 Record: 7-0	4 1,327
6		Michigan State Big Ten Record: 8-0	7 1,250
7		Alabama (1) SEC Record: 7-1	8 1,163
8		Stanford Pac-12 Record: 6-1	10 1,062
9		Notre Dame Division I FBS Independents Record: 6-1	11 997
10		Iowa Big Ten Record: 7-0	12 934
11		Florida SEC Record: 6-1	13 867
12		Oklahoma State Big 12 Record: 7-0	14 864
13		Utah Pac-12 Record: 6-1	3 838
14		Oklahoma Big 12 Record: 6-1	17 697
15		Michigan Big Ten Record: 5-2	15 666
16		Memphis The American Record: 7-0	18 660
17		Florida State ACC Record: 6-1	9 571
18		Houston The American Record: 7-0	21 411
19		Mississippi SEC Record: 6-2	24 368
20		Toledo Mid-American Record: 7-0	19 365
21		Temple The American Record: 7-0	22 307
22		Duke ACC Record: 6-1	23 274
23		Pittsburgh ACC Record: 6-1	25 161
24		UCLA Pac-12 Record: 5-2	28 110
25		Mississippi State SEC Record: 6-2	26 103

Others Receiving Votes:

Texas A&M 73, North Carolina 46, Southern Cal 33, BYU 18, Georgia 17, Wisconsin 15, Northwestern 10, Appalachian St. 6, California 5, Washington St. 2

  

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