BRFL Week 10 Preview

Week 10 Preview:

USC @ Oregon State. 9 PM Friday. Troymen getting better without Lane Kiffin.
(should have bet your Troymen, DPull. Sean Fucking Mannion is officially off my Heisman list.)
Nobody's walking off with 15 points from this GG. Way to blow it, Clowns.

#24 Wisconsin @ Iowa. Noon Saturday. Big Ten head-banger.
Wisco with the W. Iowa sucks. Fucking Twerk Ferentz.

VTech @ Boston College. Noon. Suck and Suckest.
BroPube, your life is over. BeamerBall is suckball by another name.

#8 Clemson @ Virginia. 3:30 Snoozer.
Major.

#21 Michigan @ #22 Michigan State University. Wolverines dissing Sparty. 3:30
Total humiliation by Lil' Bro'. The Oline for scUM is horrible.

Georgia @ Florida. McLovin' on life suppport. Medical miracle needs to show up. 3:30
Gurley rolls and McLovin' LIVES!

Colorado @ #20 UCLA. Clembo butt-bangs the Buffs and get's back in it. 7:30 PM
Bruins bounce Buffaloes. ClemboSlice boner.

Boise State @ Colorado State.  QLove fetal position. Hnaky and sponge season on the rocks.7:30
Broncos down Colorado State. QLove ends hunger strike.

#7 Miami @ #3 Florida State. 8 PM. Glad Baylor is not playing FSU, Randle.
Noles handle Randle. FSU looking kind of invincible, except for the INTs.

UTEP @ #12 Texas A&M. 9 PM. Another triumph of SEC out of conference scheduling. Tough one.
Aggies in ritual sacrifice action vs the Miners. A laugher. Johnny Heisman?

Baylor bye.
Louisville bye.

Mmmmm. Good.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

Week 9: Ron Dayne is Pissed. And He's Comin' for McLovin'

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Commish Deadlift and Randle Randiddy separate from the pack. Not saying anything is "going on" between them. Who am I to say anything? With serious points, it is no surprise that they are both over $300 in winnings. But the throbbing meat of the schedule draws nigh. At least one if not both of these douchebags will fall back to earth in burn up in the atmosphere like Major Tom. Who is on a 2 game losing streak? Clem is on a 2-game losing streak and that's just fine by me.

Pubefro picks up the ream. Tough sledding for VT upcoming. That pick was doomed from the outset.

McStool is in record negative territory. Finger painting with his own feces on his living room wall won't help, but no point in stopping now.

Double check the point standings. Minor mishap with the BRFL Excel file required a few weeks of restoration.


Points? Points!

Commish		40
Randidler		36
Clem		15
Scott		14
Chip		13
Chuckie		11
Paul		8
Timmy!		8
Sean		2
Drew		-1
Q-Love		-6
McStool		-17

Flashin' the Benjamenz:

Commish $357

ManRandled $309

The Bearded Clem $57

Squeegeeing Windshields:

D. Poor -$135

Q Smoke Manmuscle -$195

McDestitute -$327

Positively Mediocre

Scoturd $45

Sparty Manmeat $33

Stool Puppet $9

Below the Mendoza line

Paul -$27 Timay!-$ 27 Seagrams -$99

GGWeek 10. Hot Shit.

Week 11, GG, Hot Shit.

Double up, Sluts!

USC @ #25 Oregon State. 9 PM Friday
#24 Wisco @ Iowa. Noon, Saturday
V Tech @ Boston College. Noon
#21 University of Michigan @ #22 Michigan State (aka Little Bro') 3:30, ABC
#7 Miami @ #3 Florida State 8 PM
Georgia @ Florida, neutral site, 3:30 CBS

Pick all 6, get 15 points.
Pick 5 right, get 10.
Michigan v Michigan State is worth double. 2 points. If you get this game AND 4 others, you get 12.


Each individual win is worth one, except, of course, Michigan v Michigan State.

Buckle down and get serious, Pussies.

Jimbosuke.
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 9, Bitch Fight

Hola, Bitcheremos!

GG this week yields up one sweep only...who else? Seannie Graham. 5 puts him at 26. Nice pull.
BroFro holds on. Gets 2, total 33.
Dirk HardPeck gets one. Still hanging around at 28.
Clembo Slice: whiffing on the GG picks is how he rolls. Early lead keeps him in it. 23 for the DutchBoy.
2 out of 3 for ScoTurd. 21.
QLove: 20.
CCS weighs in at 18.Keep hope alive, TinyDancer.
Jimbosuke and SockSuck locked at 17. Clash of the Titans.
McLovin' @ 16. There are many ways to spell "Loser", Mikey.
Randude @ 13. You're fucking kidding me, right?
TBone logs another zero to stay in his comfort zone: 8. Pathetic is not a strong enough descriptor of your extreme wretchedness, Dog.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 9 Preview

BRFL Week 9:

Boise State @ BYU. Butch Deadlift Game o' the week. Friday night.
Wake Forest @ #7 Miami. Randingle still dreams the dream. Noon, Saturday.
#20 Louisville @ South Florida. Everyone hates Louisville, Sean. Noon.
Vanderbilt @ #16 Texas A&M. Johnny Football with one arm, still beats Vandy. 12:21. Really.
#9 Clemson @ Maryland. Nervous poops for ScoDouche. 3:30
Duke @ # 14 Virginia Tech. Stiff competition for the TechWeenies. 3:30
Michigan State @ Illinois. Win probably not good enough for a diddle, ChipChaps. 3:30
Utah @ USC. Looking like a loss from here, Dirk. 4 PM. Fan base approaches zero for the Trojans.
#12 UCLA @ #3 Oregon. Maybe it's best Clem isn't paying attention. 7 PM.
#8 Baylor @ Kansas U. Rock, Chalk, JayHawk, blow out loss to the Bears. 7 PM. Mmmmm. Good.
Georgia with the bye. McLovin' staring off into space.
Wisco with the bye. SockPuppet free to focus on horrible NYGiants season.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 9, shit be tight.

Trentin Carentz, aka Shrink Wrap, sophomore DB, unloads on a Millsian kick returner. 4th Q.
Mike Perrino, Sr., photo.

GG Week 9

Boise State @ BYU, Friday night. BYU hot after dumping Houston
West Virginia U @ Kansas State U. Big 12 tilt to stay out of the shit-can.
(21) South Carolina @ (5) Missouri. Can Missouri beat a good SEC team? Fucked if I know.

CCS wraps up the season @ Mt Markham, Friday night, 7 PM.

Butch Deadlift
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 8 Results, Sweepless in Ctown

Mike Perrino, fullback, goes in for 6 to tie NYMills 36-36 with 00:34 in the 4th, Saturday.
Mike Perrino, Sr., photo

No sweeps in GG, Week 8.

BroFro adds 2, pads his lead to 31.
Dirk Hardpeck adds 2, runner up at 27. Needs a sweep.
ClemboSlice falling back, snuffed for 0, 23. Come in, Sailor.
Seannie, blanked, stays at 21.
Snottie, adds 2, blows the Clemson pick, 19
QLove, adds 1, 18
CCS and SockPooper tied at 16
Butch Deadlift, Praises and Blessings on him, 15. Shut out weekend.
McLovin', adds 1 to rise to14, looks like GG won't save you, Tool.
Randude, adds 1 on the Stanford pick, 12
T bone, mysterious absenteeism sucking him down to hell, 8. I hear a dog laughing.

Butch DeadLift,
Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 8 - McThornbody Down

43 points, mutha fuckers. Forty-fuckin' three. That's how many points the BRFL posse collectively lost this Saturday. Fifteen points, ten and a ream by McThornbody. You've reached maximum suckage. And your throbbing touch hole is sitting upon a $327 loss right now. Not to rub it in, but I kinda enjoyed Saturday. I kinda enjoyed it a lot. Commish pulls away with da Bears at 37 points and over a $300 payday. No sharing with your brother. It's a rule. The meat of your schedule arrives in a few weeks. Start sweating it now. Louisville drops 10,  proof that everyone hates Louisville. More pain to come. Gird 'em if you got 'em.

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Commish		37
Randidler		34
Paul		22
Clem		20
Scott		12
Chuckie		10
Chip		6
Timmy!		4
Sean		3
Drew		-2
Q-Love		-6
McStool		-17

BRFL Week 8, Big Time

BRFL Week 8

Starts tonight, Lads: 7:30 PM #10 Miami @ North Carolina. Randude Pucker? Gas pains?
Tomorrow night, UCF @  #8 Louisville. Teddy Bridgewater Heisman showcase?
Saturday games:
#15 Georgia  @ Vanderbilt. Noon. McLovin' holds on. Kidding himself?
Purdue at Michigan State U. Noon. Crucifying the Boilers by 70 might get you a diddle, ChiSack.
#24 Auburn @ #7 Texas A&M. Plainsmen punch a hole in Johnny Football's Heisman repeat? 3:30
#9 UCLA @ #13 Stanford. Butch Deadlift Game o' the Week. Brett Hundley Heisman? 3:30
Iowa State @ #12 Baylor. Bears back home for a Big 12 tilt with the Cyclones. 7 PM
USC @ Notre Dame. A game with no meaning. Unless you're Dirk HardPeck. 7:30
#5 Florida State U @ #3 Clemson. Tajh Boyd Heisman campaign. 8 PM. ScoTurd Apocalypse.
#25 Wisconsin @ Illinois. Recent diddle bouys SockPecker. 8 PM. Illini upset minded.
Nevada @ Boise State. More gloom for QLove. Hide the knives, Seannie. 8 PM
V. Tech with the bye week, BroFro kicks back. Catches up on cleansing enemas.

Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 8

Now we're seeing some better games, Boys.

#24 Auburn @  #7 Texas A&M. Let's find out who's for real. War Eagle or Johnny Football.
3:30 PM Saturday

#9 UCLA @ #13 Stanford. Clem's moment arrives. Will he douche it? Dunno'.
3:30 PM Saturday

#5 Florida State @ #3 Clemson. Your ultimate football weekend, Snott.
8 PM Saturday.

Butch Deadlift,
Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 7 - McThornbody's Deep Squat

Trunk Slamchest		29
Butch Deadlift		29
Blast Hardcheese		23
Punch Rockgroin		18
Splint Chesthair		18
Bulk Vanderhuge		13
Crunch Slabsteak		11
Rip Slabcheek		5
Stump Beefknob		5
GristleMcThornbody		-2
Dirk Hardpeck		-2
Smoke Manmeat		-7

Midterm Moneez

It ain't over but at the halfway point, Diddle and the Commish (Thursday nights on ABC), are laying their wood to the rest of the league. Clem is residing in third, which leads to me to think about that whole thing about monkeys and typewriters and eventually typing a sentence. McBlewit is setting himself up for a world of hurt. Can't wait. Positive points can still cost you. 

Hatin' playas, hatin' da game.

Randidler $208

Commish $208

Clem? Clem! $136

Scostool $76

BroBitch $76

Sean $16

Timmy! -$8

Chip -$80

Pocketmaster -$80

McStain -$164

Dirk Hardpeck -$164

Ms. Manmeat -$224

GG week 7 Results.

Losing my touch here, GGers. 5 sweeps.
Thanks for the advice, ScoDouche.

BroFro, numero uno, with the sweep and 26 on the total.
DBlow in second, sweep gives him 25.
ClemboSlice slips to 3rd, weighs in at 23. Fucking get it together, Man.
SeaBalls number 4, 2 pointer nets him 21.
2 for ScoTurd, 17. NORTHWESTERN? "Signature road win"? Fuck. You.
2 for QLove, 17, I see a pattern but who am I? I'm just the Commissioner, Sean.
Jimbosuke with 15. Hating, Scott.
CCSchanz with 14. Terrible.
SockDufus with 14. Finally, a sweep. Not a diddle. Get me?
McLovin' you have 13. Check your self esteem. Abysmal? Yes, way.
Randude @ 11. Entirely laughable.
TBro slips in at 8. Hate yourself much?

Start thinking about Heismaniac, Homos.

Butch Deadlift.

BRFL Week 7. No more Mr. Nice Guy

Rutgers @ Louisville. 7:30  Thursday. More carnage, RamJam.
Arizona @ USC. 10:30 Thursday Suckfest in LaLa land.
Missouri @ Georgia. Easy pickin's, McLove. Saturday
Pitt @ VTech. Could lose, BroFro.
Indiana @ Michigan State U. 3 hour bathroom break, ChiChancre.
Boston College @ Clemson. Are you fucking kidding me, Scott? The shame you must feel.
Baylor @ KSU. Pucker factor. Trap game. Hate life.
Northwestern @ Wisconsin. Butch Deadlift Game o' the Week.
Boise State @ Utah State. Douche and Doucher.
Texas A&M @ Ole Miss. Johnny Football pedophile tapes surface, you lose, TBone.
Cal @ UCLA. Cal sucks. UCLA doesn't. ClemboSlice 4 hour erection.
Miami, bye. Dick PlugHole has the weekend off.

Butch Deadlift,
Commissioner for Life

GG Week 7. Hating.

This one's for you, McLovin'.

GG Week 7, FartSqueaks:

#fucking19 Northwestern @ Wisconsin.  3:30 Saturday. Badger eat pussy? or vice versa?
#14 So Carolina @ Arkansas. 12:20 Saturday. Squeal piggy or...Suck, Cocks. Well? Danny?
#17 Florida @ #10 LSU. Anal Submissive Will Muschamp owns a shit factory in Gainesville. Die, Whore.

YOU make the call.

I love me some me.

Butch Deadlift,
Commissioner for Life

GG week 6: Cheap Sweeps

Such Bullshit.

Commissioner  El Magnifico falls down on the job and serves up a duck:

No less than 6 sweeps: Douche Sean, BroVagina, ScoFudgePacker, DBlow, Jimbbosucky and QLove.
5 each for these bitches.

BroFudge in the lead, 24
DBlow, sloppy seconds, 20
RammaGrama, third watch, 19
ClemobSlice, 18, I remember when you were a big deal in this league, Clem.
ScoTurd, 15, dees nutz
QLove, 15 (still nothing adding up here for you, Seannie?)
JimboSuke, 13, homage and hosannahs to him. Praises.
McLovin', 11, smell your own farts, ShortBus
Sock Lube, Chip n'Job and RandRim, three 9's
TeaBagger, 6, totally pathetic in every way. Just sad.

Really, kind of a humiliating excuse for GG, jock-sniffers,

Jimbouske,
Commissioner for Life

Week 6 - BRFL Results

Current Standings		Pts
Trunk Slamchest		25
Butch Deadlift		24
Blast Hardcheese		19
Punch Rockgroin		16
Bulk Vanderhuge		11
Splint Chesthair		11
Crunch Slabsteak		7
Gristle McThornbody		6
Rip Slabcheek		4
Stump Beefknob		-1
Dirk Hardpeck		-3
Smoke Manmuscle		-8

Splint Chesthair picks up the diddle this week. And a GG sweep. Purty impressive.