Liberty U. @ Syracuse, 8 PM, ACCN, Friday night.
Wisconsin vs Notre Dame, Soldier Field, Noon, Fox, Saturday.
Arkansas vs Texas A&M, Arlington, TX, 3:30 CBS, Saturday.
Roll the bones,
And then there were Sweeps.
BroFro: 2, 3 on the year.
BRFL Week 2 Results;
SockPuppet: Oregon jail-sexes TOSU in the Shoe, 35-28. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +8 for the AP move up, +10 the total for suck-balls SockPuppet.
Iowa State; 17-27 takes the L to Iowa at home. -5 on the AP plunge. Minus 10 the total. You're nobody now, Lola.
Utah ass-whipped by BYU 17-26 and it couldn't happen to a nicer guy. AP docks you 4, ToolPouch, and, oh yeah, I almost forgot, bend over for the REAM, another minus 5. Say hello to your new total, Minus 4.
USC implodes 28 - 42 to a not good Stanford squad. Goodbye, Clay Helton or whatever your name was. Merciless ass-rape by the AP, minus 11 AND a REAM, another minus 5. When the dust settles you're at minus 13 which (correct me if I'm wrong here) is dead fucking last, DPo. 😟.
Coastal Carolina 49-22 over woeful Kansas. Still. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. AP ups you 1. 3 point weekend for the Bro. 10 the new total.
Cincinnati 42-7 in an ass-whipping of Murray State. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, but the AP bones you with Special-Ed-AP-Math and drops you 1. Total is only +1 on the weekend, FuckTard, and you sit at 2 total.
Ole Miss opens up a can on Austin Peay, 54 -17. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, AP moves you up 3, your total is 16, Ronde'.
UDub goes down to Evil scUM 20-31. Zeros across the board and you deserve less. Remain at minus 10. Seriously, how do you live with yourself?
Iowa shit-cans Iowa State on the road 27 - 17. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, AP bestows +5 on the move up. There's a new Sherriff in town and his name is SeannieG. Leader in the clubhouse with 17 total.
TOSU bitch-slapped in their own back yard by Oregon, 28 - 35. AP says minus 6, puts the Commissioner in deep shit at minus 10 total. Self-loathing and hostility.
Wisco beats up on East Meechy 34 -17. 1 for the win, 1 for the move up. Make it minus 4 for whoever the fuck has these assholes this year.
UNC 54 - 17 over Georgia State. Probably your only win this year. Which dipshit among you picked this turkey? I'm embarrassed for whoever you are. Sort of. Actually, fuck you. You got an undeserved 5 on the weekend to end at minus 10 which is probably your ceiling going forward.
UGA with a merciless 56 - 7 ass-hammering of UAB. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Ignored by the AP. 2 point weekend, Sex-With-Men, you have 1 point. ONE. Fucking. Point.
Liberty squeaks by Troy 21 - 13. 1 for the win. This is your team, QXXX. Squeaking by Troy. You have 2 total. God how I hope you get crushed this year.
GG week 2 Results;
Oregon Ducks 35 over #3 Ohio State in Columbus 28. Dark days in Buckeye-ville.
Iowa 27 over the host Cyclones 17. Iowa State losing altitude.
Arkansas Razorbacks 40 over Texas 21 in an old-fashioned seal-clubbing in Fayetteville.
GG Week 3:
Alabama @ Florida 3:30 CBS
Auburn @ Penn State 7:30 abc
Arizona State @ BYU 10:15 ESPN
Roll the bones.
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GG Week 2:
Harken, BRFLers.
GG Week 1 Results;
Well.
PSU over Wisco, 16 -10. Graham Mertz hate week started Saturday.
Iowa 34, Indiana 6. Michael Pennix Jr. fairy dust not enough in Kinnick.
Georgia 10, Hated Clemson 3 in prime time snoozer.
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GG Week 1
PSU @ Wisconsin, Noon, Fox
Indiana @ Iowa, 3:30, Big Ten Network
Georgia v Clemson in Charlotte, NC, 7:30 PM, ABC
All Saturday games.
Roll the bones, Brothers and Sisters,
Jimbosuke, Anoint him with Fragrant Oils
Brothers and Sisters,
I ran into QXXX at the Sports Center yesterday and we got to talkin' BRFL. The season is almost upon us. I'm sure you're all busy poring over your rule books but here are a few random thoughts from the BRFL back office, if you're bored;
It might take more than new unis to beat TOSU September 2nd but I like the look. It's a night game so, yeah, special.
Here's an interesting take on how the NCAA "free transfer" rule and the NIL contracts will change the face of College Football. The good news, for the BRFL, will be that all these transfers will make for some interesting picks. All eyes are on QXXX's Liberty pick this season, what with their Auburn transfer QB and all. Of course the jury's already in on transfers. Look no farther than Ohio State last year. Despite a woeful defense the Bucks ended up in the final of the CFP riding an outstanding O-line but also Trey Sermon (Oklahoma) who put the whole team on his back through the last 3 or 4 games and Justin Fields (Georgia) who was gifted to the Chicago Bears late in the draft and is lighting up the city with big shoulders already.
And, delving further into the Commissioner's musings, we're probably going to miss hating on the NCAA now that it's been gutted like a fish. And gutted by none other than Brett Kavanaugh who famously uttered the words, "I like beer!" during his tearful Supreme Court confirmation hearing. Brett's a douchebag, sure, but he was right about the NCAA.
Remember when you would shit your pants and murmur "oh, noooo..." when your team's star RB was spotted driving a brand new Lincoln Navigator to the clubs on Thursday night? You'd be thinking, "3 game suspension" or "He's done, god damn it!". The whole "local car dealer" thing was like poking the NCAA with a hot fork. Now? Players be like, "Ahhhh, what the fuck, I'll take the Tahoe but I don't really love the rims."
Jimbosuke, Glad Tidings be unto Him
The AP Poll is out.
1. Alabama
2. Oklahoma
3. Clemson
4. Ohio State
5. Georgia
6. Texas A&M
7. Iowa State
8. Cincinnati
9. Notre Dame
10. North Carolina
11. Oregon
12. Wisconsin
13. Florida
14. Miami
15. USC
16. LSU
17. Indiana
18. Iowa
19. Penn State
20. Washington
21. Texas
22. Coastal Carolina
23. Louisiana-Lafayette
24. Utah
25. Arizona State
BRFL Draft Days are HERE.
We're underway, People.
Jimbosuke, Commissioner for Life
1. SockPuppet: Oregon Ducks #11 AP
2. Killer Bee: Iowa State Cyclones #7 AP Start at minus 4.
3. Snottie; Utah Utes #24 AP
4. DPo: USC Trojans #15 AP
5. BroFro; Coastal Carolina #22 AP
6. Kitten: Cincinnati Bearcats #8 AP Start at minus 3.
7. Ronde': Ole Miss Rebels UNRANKED
8. CCS: U of Washington Huskies #20 AP
9. DogTheBountyHunter; Iowa Hawkeyes #18 AP
10. Jimbosuke: Ohio State. #4 AP. Start at minus 7.
11. Teeblations: Wisconsin Badgers #12 AP
12. KBronieManWoman: North Carolina Tarheels #10 AP Start at minus 1.
13. McLovin: Georgia Bulldogs. #5 AP Start at minus 6.
14. QXXX: Liberty Flames. UNRANKED
Beer me.
In what amounts to an amazing fucking coincidence there are 14 teams that make the NFL playoffs.
Harken unto me, Plebians; the best team in each conference gets a fucking bye for week one. What's that? That's 2 teams. Then each conference plays three fucking games in the first round. 6 teams, wild-card and division champs. Times 2, what the fuck is that? 12 teams. Plus the two. Fucking 14.
How many members in the BRFL? Fucking right! Fucking 14.
On the Monday AFTER the last fucking Sunday of the NFL regular season we see where the BRFL membership stands, AP poll wise.
Last place picks first. First place picks fucking last. Ties determined by a coin flip.
Last BRFLer standing fucking wins the whole cheese. Second place is for losers.
Prize? 140 bucks. 10 fucking bucks from each BRFLer. You want to make it more? Fuck yeah. Bring it. Let me know how you feel, Fuckwits. I can make it more. I can do whatever I want.
Fucking Venmo me your money. Everyone's in. Fuck it.
Jimbosuke, Commissioner for Life
We are having a season. The Draft will commence as soon as the AP Poll comes out.
Here is the Draft Order, first to last:
Ima throw this out there and it's possible we might lose a few players. It's been a couple years and, no, there's no party this year. The Commissioner, God Bless Him and Keep Him and Shower Good Fortune Upon Him, has had some health issues and is hobblin' around like a shot dog. Is he happy about it? Fuck no. But that's a story for another day.
Like I sez, Ima throw this out there to youse guy's emails since I know a lot of you assholes are blog-averse and if I hear from you that you want in, great. You're in. If I don't hear from you? Then fuck you, you're out. You can take a year off if you want. Shit, you can take the rest of your life off for all I give a shit. Just let me know if you're in.
Same rules as ever. You don't understand them so what's the difference? If we have the right number of players, the Commissioner, May He Be Anointed With Fragrant Oils, is going to incorporate a relatively low stakes NFL playoff side hustle this year. As soon as DPo tells me how to do it.
If you're in, start your research. Get yourself squared away. See attached rule book. Now get the fuck out of here.
Jimbosuke,
Commissioner for Life
