BRFL Week 9 Results

 

A lot of carnage this week.

SockPuppet. Texas takes BYU out behind the wood-shed for a Lone Star State spanky-spanky. Texas 35, BYU 6. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +2 on the week. +19 on the season, #7 AP.

Lola. BYE week. But, wait. There's more. 1 for the no drop and +2 from the AP on the move up. +3 weekend. Season make or break contest with Satan coming up. +3 weekend puts you at minus 3 on the season. #13 AP. 

BreauxFreaux. BYE week. Nothing to see here. TTech collects zeroes on the week and remains at +3 on the season. Unranked. 

Timmy! Notre Dame obliterates Pittsburgh 58 -7. Domers hitting on all cylinders in South Bend including this 78 yard punt return for 6 by Chris Tyree. ND is for real. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +2 from the AP, +4 weekend. +15 on the season. #12 AP.

Snottie. Oregon violates Utah on the road in Salt Lake City, 35 - 6. Utah's Cinderella story comes crashing down. Bo Nix stat line: 24/31, 248 yds, 8 yards per pass avg, 2 TDs, 0 INTs, 95.2 QBR. Scary numbers. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +2 from the AP, Snottie with +24 on the year, #6 AP. 

Camp Randall Stadium

DPo. Ohio State 24, Wisconsin 10 in Madison. Ohio State offense underwhelming. But the Silver Bullets step up and stuff the Badgers. Bodies strewn all over the field from both teams. B1G cannabalism at its finest. The Po grabs air and stays at minus 5. Unranked. 

ChibaChews. Jesus Christ. Will your suffering never end? Have you considered the priesthood? Your bills would get paid. Parishioners would feed you. Comes with a house. I'd consider it, if I were you. NC State 24, Clemson 17. Okay, Clemson and the Daboyites were on the road. But that doesn't change the fact that they are just not very good. Zeroes on the weekend. Minus 19 on the season. Unranked. Just awful. 

Q. Okay, either Cal is really good or USC is just a lame-ass bunch of Cali dildoes who never heard of defense. USC 50 - Cal 49. Is this something to be proud of?/ Dunno! 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop. Minus 12 on the season. #24 AP. How have you not been REAMED yet?

McLovin. Ohio State 24 over Wisconsin 10, on the road in Madison. Kyle McCord continues to make bad decisions. A few star players on offense cover for an atrocious O-line. Defense holds the whole shit-show together. Rutgers next week. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and the AP ignores the Bucks again. +2 on the weekend takes you to +7 on the season and still #3 AP. The Mountain is high, McLovin.

$$uke. Oregon State takes the 'L' from Arizona in Tucson, 27 - 24. Two up-and-coming coaches. Bright futures. 

So why did the Oregon State coach go full-retard at the end of the first half? Tied at 10 - 10 in an obvious low posession game, Arizona gifts Oregon State an interception with 1:47 on the clock. OSU takes over on the Arizona 48. Works their way down to 1st and 10 on the Arizona 16 (!!) and stalls out. On third and 10, with no timeouts and 0:03 on the clock they send in the kicker, a pudgly, not very athletic looking Atticus Sappington for the gimme' FG. Except it's a DESIGNED fake. Fucking Atticus Sappington is supposed to take the ball and rumble 16 yards for a TD through a pretty stout Arizona D.  Of course it didn't work. And Oregon State loses by 3. 

AP drops them 5. +15 on the season. #16 AP. 

Fuck.

You.

KBron. Ole' Miss keel-hauls Vandy 33 - 7 in Oxford. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. 1 from the AP. +3 on the weekend. We have a new Leader. KBron at +26. 

DogTheBountyHunter. Kansas State kicks the shit out of and shuts out Houton 41 - 0 in Manhattan, Kansas. What the fuck is this? Suddenly KSU is kicking ass and taking names? I demand an explanation. +1 for the win and DIDDLE!DIDDLE!DIDDLE!, +5 more. +6 weekend moves The Dog up to minus 1 and #25 AP.

Ronde'. Tulane edges Rice, 30 - 28 in Houston. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and 1 from the AP. +3 weekend. Ronde' moves up to +14 on the season and #21 AP. The worm is starting to turn Ronde's way.

CCS. Oklahoma 33, Kansas 38, in Lawrence, Kansas. Those goal posts are headed for a lake on campus. Not sure what the hell happened here but CCS was pretty bummed. The AP takes away 4. CCS has +23 on the season, still #10 AP. It's Bedlam in Stillwater this week. 

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 10 Games

 GG Week 10 Games.

#10 Oklahoma Sooners @ unranked Oklahoma State, in Stillwater, T. Boone Pickens Stadium. Last edition of Bedlam for awhile. 3:30 PM on abc.

#13 LSU @ #8 Alabama, in Tuscaloosa. 7:45 on CBS. 

#20 UCLA @ unranked Arizona, in Tucson. 10:30 PM. FS1. I watched Arizona drop Oregon State last weekend. The game ended at, like, quarter of two. It was a great game and totally worth it. Maybe you feeble turds can't handle staying up to watch PAC-12 games. I don't know. I'm just asking questions. 

Roll the bones.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 9 Results

 Why did I do it? Put up the Florida v Georgia game? First, I overlooked the fact that the game is played in Jacksonville every year. I thought it was going to be played in Gainesville. Second, you know, I thought those fucking assholes from Georgia were due. Alas...

...Georgia 43, Florida 20. This doesn't do anything for Billy Napier's job security. And it majorly fucks over KBron's and my GG efforts. 

Louisville shuts out Duke, 23 - 0 in Louisville. You don't see a lot of shut-outs these days. Duke is running on fumes. 

Oregon destroys Utah, 35 - 6, in Salt Lake City. Why Oregon or Washington is not in the top 4 is a mystery. Either one of these teams would mop the floor with Michigan or Ohio State. 

SockPuppet: SWEEP! 5 to go to 20. Way to go, 'Billy".

Lola: 2 to go to 17. Duke?!

BreauxFreaux: SWEEP! Starting to come on strong. 21.

Timmy! SWEEP! From zero to hero, 5 to go to 15. Building a Legend.

Snottie: SWEEP! 5 to go to 22. And that's pretty good, but...

...DPo: SWEEP! 5 to go to 23 and a share of the lead. Po is a desperate man. He has Wisconsin.

ChibaChews: SWEEP! While we're on the subject of desperate men, 5 to go to 19.

Q. SWEEP! 5 to go to 22. Why did you not bet the ranch this weekend? I smell your fear. 

McLovin: 2 to go to 23. Did you know that my dad once sent McLovin away to a camp for kids that were about to be molested? Shares the lead.

$$uke: 2 to go to 16. I mean it when I say, 'fuck off'.

KBron: 2 to go to 13. That is really awful.

DogTheBountyHunter: 2 to go to 14. What? You just don't give a shit this year?

Ronde': 2 to go to 21. This is alarming. Tulane is surging. It could happen.

CCS. 2 to go to 15. There's a sense of the wheels coming off for CCS in BRFL land. Just a hunch.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 8 Results

 SockPuppet: Texas 31 over Houston 24, on the road. Quinn Ewers has a fucked up shoulder and things aren't going as planned. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, AP shows +1 love. +3 weekend. Total +17. #7 AP.

Lola: LSU guts Army, 62 - 0 in Baton Rouge. Really? Hang 62 on a Service Academy? Whatever. Brian Kelly. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, AP is impressed with this slaughter and adds +4. +6 on the weekend. Lola now at minus 6 and #15 AP. IT IS ALIVE!

Breuax: In Salt Lake City, Texas Tech takes another 'L', this time from a bunch of crazed polygamists, BYU 27 -  TTech 14, Cougars with the dub. Stay at +3. Unranked AP.

Timmy! Domers with the BYE week. 1 for the no drop and, the ultimate AP love, +1 on the BYE week. +2 for the week off. +11 on the season. #14 AP.

Snottie: Wazzu throws a scare into the Ducks in Eugene. At least until Oregon fucking buries them. 38 - 24 Oregon. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +1 on the AP move up. +3 weekend and Snottie pulls in with +20 on the year, #8 AP.

DPo: Bucky Badger picks off lowly Illinois 25 - 21 on the road in Champaign. 1 for the win. Wisco rolling with the red shirt freshman QB now that the much-travelled Tanner Mordecai has a surgically altered throwing hand. +1 for the win. Congrats. You've arrived at minus 5. Unranked AP.

Chiba: Oh no, Dabo. Another 'L'. This time at the hands of the Miami Hurricanes, 28 - 21. Clemson on life support. Stay at a horrific minus 19 BRFL. Unranked AP. Season of Suffering for The Chews.

Remember this guy? Me neither. 

 Q. : Injury plagued Utah waltzes into the Coliseum and drops USC 34 - 32. The AP drops USC minus 6. It's a costly weekend. Q with minus 14 as her pick goes completely sour. Avoids the REAM though. #24 AP. Lincoln Riley gets pneumonia. Fuck him.

McLovin: Ohio State 20, Penn State 12. A surprise, how consistently shitty Ohio State's special teams are. They pay a coach 500K a year for their specail teams to suck. Oh well. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. The Lovin works his way up to +5, #3 AP.

$$uke. BYE week for the Beavers. But...HOT-CHA-CHA! AP gives me week-off-love. 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up, +20 on the season, #11 AP. Snottie, if the season ended tomorrow, no fucking way you get your hands on The Liberace. 

KBron: Ole Miss gets by Auburn in the loveliest village on the plains, 28 -21. You get the sense of Joey Freshwater and the Runnin' Rebs sort of lurking about. Waiting for others to fail. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. And the AP is paying attention: +1 on the move up. +3 weekend. That puts the Bronie at +23 on the season. #12 AP.

DogTheBountyHunter: Kansas State delivers a hideous pasting to terribly sucking TCU, 41 - 3 in Manhattan. Is there life left in the Wildcats? Dunno!? 1 for the win. DTBH at minus 7. Unranked in the AP.

Ronde': This fucker is NOT dead yet. North Texas visits New Orleans and the Tulane Green Wave. And they go home with the 'L'. Tulane 35, North Texas 28. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and +1 from the Almighty AP. +3 weekend for the Wanderin' Surgeon o' the West and it's +11 on the season, #22 AP. 

CCS: Is UCF really good? I ask that because they seem to give a lot of good teams a really hard time. Do these 'good teams', in reality, blow? Dunno! I'm just asking questions here, People. Oklahoma ekes out a win over UCF, 31 - 29 in Norman. The AP is quietly judging. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +27 on the year. #6 AP. Tight pucker for CCS. But he is Numero Uno in the BRFL.

Maybe next year, James Franklin

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life 

Threat Level

 The Threat Level remains severe. But, Jimmy. Earth to Jimmy!? There's some guy running around named Connor Stalions who is either an unemployed porn star looking for some extra money by carrying around a clipboard on your sideline and jotting down coffee orders or an actual, USMC-trained, cyber-snooper double-ought spy working for THE EVIL WOLVERINE CONSPIRACY.

You make the call, People. 

And remember, you can't have a Michigan Manifesto without a Michigan Man.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 9 Games

 

I'm bringin' the pain, DPo.

Oregon (#8) @ Utah (#13) at Rice-Eccles Stadium, Salt Lake City.

Duke (#20) @ Louisville (#18) in, I guess, Louisville, KY,

Georgia (#1) @ Florida (unranked) in Jacksonville. FL.

Roll the bones, Earthlings.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 8 Results

Penn State 12, Ohio State 20. In Cbus. An injury-riddled Ohio State squad faces the best PSU has to offer and, well, slaps the NIttany Lion around like a little bitch. Penn State is NOT Ohio State's rival. Deal with it. 

 Oklahoma State fucks up West Virginia U on the road in Blacksburg. Mike Gundy is a very good coach. Cowboys 48, Mountaineers 34. 

The University of Miami 28, Clemson 20. Mario Cristobal may suck at clock management but he can still beat Sad Dabo's sorry fucking ass at home. Clemson on life-support.

SockPuppet: 1 to make 15. 

Lola: 2 to make 15. She was a nobody. Now? Almost somebody.

BreauxFreaux: 1 to reach 16.

Timmy!: 1 to go to 10. You are in last place.

Snottie: 1 to go to 17. BRFL implications have to be considered when discussing this Turd in GG.

DPo: 2 to go to 18. In the thick of things, f'sure.

Chiba: 2 to go to 14. Every point is precious.

Q: 2 to go to 17 and you are even more GG focused than Chiba, the way USC is playing. 

McLovin. Lawdy, lawdy. SWEEP! Suddenly Lovin is in sole possession of first place with 5 to go to 21. I'm conflicted about this whole deal. 

$$uke: 1 to go to 14. No mojo. NONE.

KBron: 2 to go to 11. Consider getting your shit squared away. Or not. I don't care. 

DogTheBountyHunter: 1 to go to 12. 'Suck' is what you do.

Ronde': You want him to go away. But he won't. SWEEP! 5 to go to 19 and he's #2 in GG.

CCS. 1 to go to 13. Not bad, not good. But concerning. 

Let's just go home. 

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 7 Results

 

Lance Herbstrong: the formative years

SockPuppet: Texas Longhorns with the BYE. A time to rest and heal. 1 for the no drop and a +1 move up due to the vagaries of the AP Poll. +2 on the week. +14 Total. #8 AP.

Lola: LSU's offense can torch anyone at any moment. Yet their record kind of blows. This past weekend, a 48 - 18 drubbing of Auburn in Baton Rouge. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +3 from the AP, +5 week makes a -12 total. #19 AP. Progress. I guess.

BreauxFreaux: Texas Tech takes the 'L' from an unpredictable Kansas State squad, 38 - 21. This was in Lubbock, TX so, frankly, I don't know what the fuck happened here because Kansas State is not good. The Breaux wears his pain like a hair shirt. +3 on the year. Unranked still.

Timmy! Notre Dame beats the living shit out of USC, 48 - 20 in South Bend. We've talked about this in GG. Here's the highlights. Just go to 2:18 and watch the wheels come off. Or watch the whole thing. I don't care. Suddenly, Teebs gets 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, a monster +6 move up and it's a +8 weekend and Teeblations has +9 on the season and is #15 AP.

Snottie: When is a loss not really a  loss? When it's a four quarter slug-fest like Washington over Oregon in Seattle, 36 - 33. Both of these teams scare me. Still, Snottie with the loss, but the AP only drops him 1, so minus 1 on the weekend and he still has +17 on the year and is #9 AP. 43 yards is a makeable field goal.

DPo: This Wisconsin pick looked like the safest pick on earth. Yet, here we are. Iowa downs the Badgers AT CAMP RANDALL, 15 - 6. Worse, Wisco signal caller Tanner Mordecai breaks a bone in his throwing hand, has surgery on Sunday to "put a pin" in there and is out until God knows when, handing the reins to red shirt freshman Braedyn Locke. B-R-A-E-D-Y-N. This on top of Chez Mellusi's broken leg vs. Purdue. Minus 6 on the year. Unranked and kind of screwed. 

ChibaChews: BYE week for Clemson. Time for Dabo to rant and rave about how much he hates NIL and the Tranny Portal while his team stumbles through an incomprehensible ACC schedule of suckness. Minus 19 on the year. Unranked. 

Q: USC falls apart in South Bend and takes a thorough douching at the hands of the Domers, 20 - 48. We've been through this. The AP savages the Men of Troy to the tune of minus 8. Honestly, I think minus 4 of that was just because Lincoln Riley is such an asshole. Minus 8 on the season. #18 in the AP.

McLovin: Ohio State travels to West Lafayette, IN and destroys the Boilermakers 41 - 7. When their #3 RB goes down with a concussion, the #4 RB comes in and turns out to be better than the previous 3. Next up, fucking PSU. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and the Lovin struggles to +3 on the season, #3 AP. 

$$uke: The UCLA Bruins come to Corvallis and take the 'L' from the Beaves. UCLA 24, Oregon State 36. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and +3 on the AP move up. +5 weekend for the Beavers and it's +18 on the season, #12 AP. 

KBron: Ole Miss with the BYE week. 1 for the no drop. +20 on the season, #13 AP.

DogTheBountyHunter: Kansas State dumps Texas Tech in Lubbock, 38 - 21. We've been through this. 1 for the win. DTBH moves to minus 8 on the season. Never say die. Unranked in the AP.

Ronde': Tulane 31, Memphis 21 on the road in Memphis. This is a quality win. And, wait JUST ONE MINUTE! We have our first DIDDLE!DIDDLE!DIDDLE! of the season. 1 for the win. +2 for landing in the AP at #23. An +5 for the DIDDLE! 8 point weekend and, Good Lord, Ronde' is at +8 and #23 AP. 

CCS: Oklahoma with the BYE week. Because the AP is inherently fucked up, somehow you got dropped one spot. +25 on the season. #6 AP.

Lance Herbstrong,

Commissioner for Life

Threat Level

 

Still SEVERE. 

Fucking khakis. 

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 8 Games

 (#7) Penn State @ Ohio State (#3), noon, on FOX, in Columbus. PSUs lock-down defense vs Ohio State's 'somethin' different every week' offense. Still, the game is in the Shoe. 

Unranked Oklahoma State @ unranked West Virginia U, in Blacksburg, 3:30 PM, ESPN. Not sure I'm caring, but the Cowboys are fun to watch and it should be a close one.

 Unranked Clemson @ unranked Miami. 8 PM, ACCNetwork. One coach is a douche, the other makes questionable late game decisions. Hard Cock Stadium. Again, kind of a 'who cares?' game (well, Chiba) but at least it should be close. The Top 25 games, except PSU/OSU, were generally ass this week.

Roll the bones..

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 7 Results

 Washington Huskies over Oregon Ducks in an instant classic, 36 -33, in Seattle. Oregon misses last gasp FG attempt to send it into OT which is, frankly, more than I would have been able to take. Took the game in with the grandson who had no fucking clue what was going on but high-fived appropriately. For me, Washington is the best team in the country right now and Oregon is not far behind.

Notre Dame just fucking destroys USC in South Bend. This was a brutal massacre of a pretend-to-be-really-good team. Here's Caleb Williams' stat line: 23/37 for 199 yds, 5.4 yd avg., 1 TD  and 3 INTs. He fumbled once, too. QBR = 55.7.

Sam Hartman? 13/20 for 126 yds, 6.3 avg., 2 TDs, 0 int. QBR: 80.7

USC with 5 turnovers.

ND with 6 sacks and 11 TFLs and 2 TDa (a pick-six and a forced fumble scoop and score). Let's not leave out the kick-off return for 6.

Notre Dame 48, USC 20.

UCLA gets skonked by Oregon State 36 -24 in Corvallis, ORE. Damien Martinez rumbles for 90 yds on 15 totes, 6 yds/carry. The defense comes up with 3 INTs, one of them a 67 yd pick-six ( here's to YOU, Ryan Cooper, Jr. ). In fact, the Beavs had 104 yds on interception returns alone. And, just for fun, 5 sacks and 5 TFLs. 

Don't come to Corvallis. 

SockPuppet:SWEEP! 5 to go to 14.

Lola: A deuce to make 13.

BreauxFreaux: SWEEP! 5 to reach 15.

Timmy!: 2 to make 9. Betrays his Domers at exactly the wrong time. Hell is your eventual home.

Snottie: SWEEP! Add 5 to reach 16 and a share of the lead.

DPo: SWEEP! Also picks up 5 to make it 16 and share the Crown, however briefly.

Chiba: 2 to make 12. 

Q: 1. One. Still, Q has 15. Not a great weekend for Q-woman.

McLovin: 2 to make 16 and he has a share of the lead, too. Sausage-fest at the top, eh, Lads?

$$uke: SWEEP! 5 to make it 13. Crawling out of the basement.

KBron: 1 to make 9. Not your weekend. 

DogTheBountyHunter: 1 to make it 11. Not sure about your values.

Ronde': 2 to make 14. Poised for a break out and boy are you gonna' need it, Mr. GreenWave.

CCS: 2 to go to 12. As the BRFL leader, GG points are a big fucking deal to this ToolSack.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 6 Results

 

SockPuppet. It was fun while it lasted. Oklahoma upsets Texas in Dallas, 34 - 30 and the AP docks you minus 6. +12 on the Season, #9 AP.

Lola. For a while there it looked like Brian Kelly was going to shit all over himself again. But a late game rally gets the dub for LSU. LSU 49 over Missouri 39 on the road. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up. +3 weekend. Minus 17 on the year. #22 AP. Why is LSU still ranked?

BreauxFreaux. Injury plagued and left for dead, yet they keep winning. On the road against rudderless Dave Aranda led shit-pile Baylor it's TTech 39, Baylor 14. 1 for the win. +3 on the season. Unranked. 

Send in the Clowns

Timmy! Notre Dame looks like shit in a 33 - 20 road loss to Louisville who ran all over them. Sam Hartmann with three INTs. Marcus Freeman is in over his head. USC up next week. The AP finally wakes up and slams the Domers with an 11 point drop. You now have +1 on the season. #21 AP and flirtin' with the REAM.

Snottie. BYE week for the Ducks. 1 for the no drop. +18 on the season. #8 AP. Showdown with UDub this weekend.

DPo. Wisco 24, Rutgers 13 at Camp Randall. 1 for the win. -6 on the season. Unranked AP.

ChibaChews. At home, Clemson ekes out a win over Wake Forest 17 -12. You're a sufferin' bastard this year, Cheebs. Clemson is ass. Minus 19 on the season. Unranked.

Q. At home it takes USC three overtimes to overcome powerhouse Arizona, 43 - 41. USC defense no-shows. Again. AP drops you 1. You have 0 on the season. #10, AP. Unbelievably.

McLovin. Ohio State pulls away from Maryland in the second half, 37 - 17. The offensive line for the Buckeyes is just plain bad. You actually got a 1 point move up for this shit show. +1 on the season.

$$uke. Beavs pour it on at Cal, 52 - 40. But...Cal? 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +13 on the season. #15 AP.

KBron. In Oxford, Ole Miss sneaks past Arkansas 27 - 20. Something about this game impressed the AP and Ole Miss got a +3 move up. +19 on the season. #13 AP.

DogTheBountyHunter. The Poke Sticks come out in Stillwater and Oklahoma State hands Kansas State the L, 29 -21. A grim season for The Dog. Minus 9. Unranked.

Ronde'. Tulane Green Wave with the BYE. 0 on the season. Unranked. 

CCS. Suddenly in the lead by a substantial margin, Oklahoma 34 - Texas 30. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and a 7 point leap from the AP. +26 on the year. #5 AP. How do ya' like them apples?

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life. 

Threat Level

 

It's getting worse. Every week. 

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 7 Games

 This week, shit gets serious. 

(#8) Oregon Ducks @ University of Washington Huskies (#9). 3:30 PM Saturday, abc.

(#10) USC @  Notre Dame (#21). You have to have the NBC Peacock streaming service to see this one. Get used to it. That's where things are headed.  I have to load the 'cock just to watch Ohio State v Purdue at noon. 

7:30 PM, Saturday. 

(#18) UCLA @ Oregon State (#15), in Corvallis. 8 PM Saturday, FOX. 

My grandson is visiting Saturday. He's never seen a grown man drunk, out of control and screaming at a TV by 3 PM on a Saturday. 

You're five years old.

Grow the fuck up, kid. 

Roll the bones.

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

GG Week 6

 

Oklahoma upsets Texas 34 - 30 in the Red River Rivalry. Every single GGer had Texas. No sweeps.

Alabama hangs another 'L' on Texas A&M, this time in College Station. Shut up, 12th Man. TAMU is officially done for the year and the Tide seeems to be figuring shit out. Bama 26 - TAMU 20.

Georgia dismantles Kentucky 51 - 13. Just an ass-beat on top of a nut-punch.

SockPuppet. 2 to go to 9.

Lola. 2 to go to 11. Gonna' need those points, Lola has LSU.

Breaux. 2 to go to 10.

Timmy! 2 to go to 7. You would do well to pick up the pace, Golden Domer.

Snottie. Picks up the deuce to go to 11. 

DPo. 1 to go to 11.

Chiba Chews. 2 to go to 10.

Q. Gets a double and stays tied for the lead with 14.

McLovin. Also a 2 and 14.

$$uke. 1 to go to 8. Seems to have just about given up on GG.

KBron. 6, add 2, you have 8.

DogTheBountyHunter. 2 to go to 10.

Ronde'. Pick up  a couple to go to 12.

CCS. 2 to go to 10.

Nick Saban relaxing

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life

BRFL Week 5 Results

 SockPuppet. Texas tramples Kansas, 40 - 14 in Dallas. Texas is good. They're not fucking around. They're also playing Oklahoma this weekend. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. No AP love. +2 on the weekend. +18 for the lead in the BRFL, #3 AP. 

Lola. We love her. She sometimes even makes a good pick. But then ... the pick goes sideways. In a barn-burner, nail-biter, shoot-out, chronically enraged Brain Kelly's LSU Tigers come up short. Ole Miss 55, LSU 49, in Oxford, Mississippi. The AP is merciless. LSU drops 10 (?!) spots. Personally, I thought that was excessive. Yet, here we are. Minus ten on the weekend. Minus 20 for the season. That's apocalyptic. Those are ChibaChews-like numbers. Still, LSU is #23 AP. 

BreauxFreaux. The Breaux is the Kiss of Death for every QB of every team he has ever picked. If he picks a team, 90% chance QB1 gets carted off before mid-season. Such is the case this year with Texas Tech. Yet, TTech dumps Houston (Hello, Chiba) 49 - 28, and refuses to die. 1 for the win and +2 on the season, which, for this year's comedy of errors, is not too shabby. 

Timmy! Notre Dame goes on the road vs. traditional baseketball school, Duke, and gets the dub, 21 - 14. This was not an easy win. If fact, Sam Hartmann had to pull this one out of his ass. Is Notre Dame good? Dunno'! You tell me. 

1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +1 for the AP love (of course, fucking AP love), +3 weekend, +12 on the season, #10 AP.

Snottie. Oregon seal-clubs Stanford 42 - 6 in Palo Alto. Oregon is a scary team. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +1 for the move up (Stanford  is not great), +3 on the weekend. +17 on the season and Snottie is making a run. #8 AP. 

DPo and the Badgers with the BYE week. Minus 7 and unranked. It looks kind of grim for the 'Po. I'm not ready to declare Wisco dead just yet. That's just me. What do I know? I know a shit-ton, you Fuckers. 

ChibaChews. Clemson whups up on Syracuse in the Dome. McLovin and son were at this game. Clemson 41 - Syracuse 14. Savor the moment, Cheebs. Clemson is Yesterday's Team. 1 for the win. Minus 20 on the season. As much as I hate Dabo, I'm kind of happy for you this week. Kind of. 

Q. USC downs Colorado 48 - 41 in Boulder. I'm ready to call this a quality win. The Buffaloes are legit and USC is still defensively challenged but this was a quality win. Unfortunately for you, Q, the AP didn't see it "that way". 1 for the win, AP drops you 1, zero on the weekend and zero on the Season. This is looking like a shit pick. #9 AP.

McLovin. BYE week for the Buckeyes. Pick up a free no drop point. Go to minus 2 on the season. Congratulations. #4 AP.

$$uke. Powerhouse Utah comes to Corvallis and takes the 'L' from the Beavers, 21 - 7. Take home message: don't come to Corvallis. The Beavs schedule just gets harder but at least we let the gas out of Utah's bag. Beavs 21 - Utah 7. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +4 love from the AP and it's a 6 pointer for $$uke on the weekend. +11 on the season. I'm almost somebody. #15 AP.

KBron. Ole Miss 55 - LSU 49, in Oxford. A huge win for Joey Freshwater. KBron is a football psycho, did you know that? Watch a game with him. You'll see what I mean. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, +4 on the AP move up, +6 weekend, +14 on the season. Once again, Komronovich is eye-to-eye with the Liberace. #16 AP.

DogTheBountyHunter. Rocks the KSU BYE week. Does Kansas State suck like a Shop-vac or do they have a few more wins in them? Dunno! You make the call.

Zeroes across the board and minus 9 on the season. 

Ronde'. University of Alabama, Birmingham 23, Tulane 35. That's a win. Has anyone ever been to Birmingham, Alabama? Me neither. So ... I guess, YEAH, nice win, Ronde'. 1 for the win. Your total is zero. You're going to take a bath this season.

CCS. Oklahoma throttles Iowa State, 50 -20, in Norman. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. +2 from the AP. +4 on the weekend. +17 on the season. Wait, didn't this asshole, CCS, pick LAST in the BRFL draft? And he's tied for second place?! #12 AP. What the fuck is going on here, People?

I ain't got nothin' more ta say,

Lance Herbstrong

Commissioner for Life.