BRFL Week 14, Conference Championships

 

Week 14.

Lola. Domers did not play (dnp). Still, +1 for the no drop. Minus 9 on the season. 

CCS. The Evil Wolverine Conspiracy pulls away from a plucky Purdue eleven and ultimately delivers an ass-whuppin', 43 -22 in, I guess, Indianapolis? I forget. +4 for the win (see the living document if you think I'm off the rez on this one. I'm not). +1 for the no drop. 5 point weekend. +32 on the season for our new leader.

DPo. Houston dnp. Nada. Stay at +1 on the season. 

KBron. Oregon dnp. SpecialK gets his no drop though. +15 on the year.

Timmy! Meechy State. dnp. At 5 - 7 on the year, not bowl eligible. It's over, Teebs. Finish at minus 8.

Jimbo$$uke. dnp. +1 for the no drop. + 20 on the season. Appropriately, Texas is headed to the Alamo Bowl. Go me!

SockPuppet. dnp. Stay at minus 12. Baylor? Really?

Q. dnp. Iowa generally stunk up the place this year. Let's be honest. Stay at +7.

DogTheBountyHunter. Utah curb-stomps USC 47 - 24. Just a fuckin' beatin' by the Utes. +4 for the win. 1 more for the no drop. +5 on the move up. Good Lord, 10 point conference championship weekend for DTBH and he's @ +18 before moving onto the Rose Bowl, a New Years Six Bowl that pays +4 for a win. Where the fuck did this guy come from?

BreauxFreaux. NC State dnp. But wait. What?! The Almighty AP moves in strange ways. DIDDLE!DIDDLE!DIDDLE! Into the AP at #25. +5 to make it +1 on the season. Out of the Darkness and into the Light. Thank you, Jesus. Thank you Lord.

Snottie. Wisconsin with the dnp. Stay at minus 6 but your suffering has not ended. You have a bowl game to lose. 

ChibaChews. Cincinnati dnp. Maybe that's for the best. Your coach bails for ... Wisconsin. +6 and you're lucky to have that.

Ronde'. Utah 47, USC 24. How brief the Glory. The AP docks you minus 4 and you yield the lead to CCS. You have +28. Here's where it gets interesting. The Cotton Bowl, where you are headed to play Tulane, is a New Years Six Bowl. Victory is still within your reach. Making me still hate you. 

McLovin. Ohio State dnp. Hold on though. 1 for the no drop, 1 for the move up (shameless bastard), +2 weekend for a total of +12 and you're going to the CFP and a potential bonanza of points. Short of an apocalyptic douchefest by everybody else you probably can't win it all this year. But you should be alright. Why does that bother me so much?

Jimbo$$uke

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