The Bowls have dawned.
Chapter 1. No sweeps.
Louisville ass-hammers rudderless Cincinnati 24 - 7. Hard not to think Cincinnati is headed for obscurity again as their coach leaves town.
Fresno State cock-whips Washington State 29 - 6. Love me some Bulldog.
Asshole BYU sneaks by the Ponies 24 - 23. My cousin went to SMU. Suicide watch for him.
Lola. Add 1 to go to 26.
CCS. Pick up 2 to make 26. Wazzu?!
DPo. Grab 2 to go to 25. Fucked over by Cincy.
KBronie. 2 to make 23. Dumb-ass Wazzu pick.
Timmy! 2 to reach 39 and hold the lead. If only Cincinnati hadn't bent you over a chair.
'Bo$uke. 1 to go to 25. Really floundering in GG this year. Fuck off.
SockPuppet. 2 to go to 24. Well...SMU.
Q. 1 to go to 30. Got a thing for BYU, Lesbian?
DTBH. 2. So close. Got 34 now.
BreauxFreaux. 1 to make 35. You're in this thing. You're somebody.
Snottie. Bags the deuce. Makes 33 total. Pony betrayal.
ChiChi. 1 to go to 26. Mixed feelings about you as a person.
Ronde'. 2 to go to 29. Moronic Washington State pick.
McLovin. 2, which is exceptional for you, Special Ed. Makes 26.
All in all, just a complete shit-show to kick off Bowl Season.
Jimbo$$uke
Commissioner for Life
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