BRFL Week 9 Results

 Week Nine.

Lola. The Fightin' Irish decimate the Orange in the Dome. 41 - 24 the final. An ass-beat. + 1 for the win. Claw your way to minus 26. Clemson this weekend and a chance to do REAL damage.

CCS. The Evil Wolverine Conspiracy dumps Little Brother in Ann Arbor, 29 - 7. Yet another brawl in the tunnel. Anyplace else they would fix this riot-waiting-to-happen but, well...Michigan Men. CCSelfToucher picks up one for the win, 1 for the no drop and it's +17 for AssFace.

Houston ass-hammers U of South Florida 42 - 17 at home. DPo happy. DPo have pizza. +1 for the win but, woe, still minus 1 on the season. 

BroNacho. Oregon lays wood to Cal, 42 - 24. Cal hasn't been good for a long time. One for the win, one for the no drop. +2 on the weekend makes +17 for LeBronie. 

Timmy! MooU 7, scUM 29. We've done this one. It's a bad scene in East Lansing. Not your best year. Stay at minus 10.

Jimbo$$uke. Texas with the BYE week. Make or break time vs. KSU on the road this weekend. Stay at +6, all Blessings and Good Tidings unto 'Bo$uke.

SockPuppet. Baylor brutalizes Texas Tech in Lubbock, effectively ending their season, 45 - 17 the final. Nobody can figure Baylor out. Do they suck? Are they really good? Dunno! +1 for the win. Move 'up' to minus 13.

Iowa abuses Northwestern in Iowa City, 33 - 13. Northwestern is struggling. Still, Q is digging it. +1 for the win and some fucking way Q has +4. I just don't really get it. 

DogTheBountyHunter. Utah sneaks by Wazzu, 21 -17 in Pullman. This was a quality win. +1 for the win, 1 for the no drop and the AP shows love with +2. 4 point weekend moves the Dog to +3.

Breaux-Freaux. NC State eeks one out over Virginia Tech at Wayne Day Family Field , 22 - 21 at the end of the fourth stanza. Apparently a big deal. +1 for the win. +1 for the no drop. And +3 on the AP Shower of Love to make it a 5 point weekend for the Breaux. I thought Va. Tech sucked. Anyway. BF moves up to +2 on the season. 

Snottie. Wisconsin with the BYE. Call me crazy but Wisconsin is coming on. Jim Leonhard wants the HC job and he doesn't care who he has to kill to get it. Stay at minus 8. I wouldn't want to be playing these fuckers after the BYE week.

Cincinnati gets boof-packed on the road vs. UCF, 21 - 25. Devastating? You bet. minus 5 for the nut-punch out of The Poll and then, yes, the REAM!, minus 5 more and it's minus 10 on the weekend. It was fun while it lasted. Cruel irony that it was UCF that tanked your season, Chichi. You have +2.

Ronde'. USC beats Arizona on the road by 7. Like, big fucking deal. Still. 1 for the win, 1 for the no drop, asshole AP gives you +1 more (for what? Arizona?!) and it's +3 on the weekend. You have +19. You also gave up 37 points to Arizona. You are headed for some shit, BigShot. 

McLovin. JT Tuimoloau personally destroys Penn State's offense with a performance for the ages. Ohio State 44, Penn State 31. 1 for the win. 1 for the no drop. Plus 2 weekend. Don't look now but McLovin has +7 and, if the season ended tomorrow, he'd take home the Liberace. 

That's it for week 9, ToolSacks.

Jimbo$$uke

Commissioner for Life